Bird hunting fee: 50; gun repair fee: 5000

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1. A spoiled brat goes to university.
Father: Don't get a girlfriend easily. You can go find prostitutes, I'll reimburse you, and the bill will be written as bird hunting.
A month later, the father received a bill: 2000 for bird hunting!
Father: That's enough. Let's find a cheaper bird to shoot!
The bill one month later: Bird hunting fee 50, gun repair 5000!!!
What are you commenting on, kid? So mischievous! This is definitely from our SIS province!
2. Customer: "Give me the deep-sea shark burger combo."
Waiter: "Um... sir, I'm sorry, we don't have shark burgers. Would a deep-sea cod burger be alright?"
Customer: "Ah...no, then I'll have the cod burger."
waiter:".……"
There are too many old pictures in the comments now, it's hard to see them clearly.
3. Waiter: "Welcome!"
Customer: "How big is the large bag of popcorn chicken?"
Waiter: "It's so big." (points to it)
Customer: "And what about winning?"
Waiter: "It's so big." (I pointed again)
Customer: "Okay then, give me some mashed potatoes."
waiter:…
The comment is quite similar to the one about the little rabbit buying carrots that I saw before.
4. Waiter: "Welcome!"
Customer: "Hello, I'd like a KFC."
Waiter: What would you like?
Customer: "Didn't I already say I wanted a KFC?"
Waiter: "KFC has many products, which one would you like?"
Customer: "I don't need anything else, I just want KFC!"
waiter:……
This commenter is even more unsophisticated than the third customer!
5. The girl I like texted me saying she wanted to see a movie and asked me to buy two tickets so I could see her in the afternoon. I was overjoyed and quickly bought the tickets. I waited at the movie theater entrance early that afternoon. Half an hour later, she arrived arm in arm with her boyfriend, asked me for the tickets, and the two of them went in chatting and laughing. Ugh...
I'm commenting on this tragedy, and I haven't even asked him to buy me a Coke yet.
6. I was taking the subway to work this morning, and it was incredibly crowded! A really cute girl next to me was texting. I glanced at her and saw she'd written, "The train is so crowded today." A moment later, I remembered something and chuckled to myself. Then, I glanced back and saw her continue texting, "And there's an idiot standing next to me."
This author really has the nerve to write such a comment!
7. On the bus this morning, a guy took out his phone to check the time and then said "Damn it!" I thought he was running late, but then I looked closer and realized he was holding an air conditioner remote.
Why didn't he pull out a vibrator switch? That would have been truly shocking.
8. In junior high, I was playing with my older cousin once, and she asked me, "Do you want some candy?" I had some in my crotch (meaning my pocket). Me: ...No!
This slip of the tongue is so classic; my cousin's face must have turned green.
9. Today, after get off work, I went out to eat with a colleague. We ordered a plate of stir-fried eggs with chili peppers, and found a hair in it. My colleague picked up the hair with her chopsticks and shouted, "Boss! Look what this is!" The boss looked at it, said "Oh," and then shouted, "Come on! Get this lady a new pair of chopsticks!"
The boss's reaction was really quick.
10. One day after PE class, I was starving, so I ran to the cafeteria. It was crowded and chaotic, so I yelled at the lady serving the food, "Hurry up with my food!" She then yelled back to the people cooking inside, "Hurry up, you guys! The beggars are getting impatient..."

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