Hilarious and funny, happiness is inseparable from you.

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1. What does it mean to have nothing in common? I say the ocean is beautiful, but you say many people have drowned there.
2. When I see illegally parked cars, I never get angry; I just silently take out double-sided tape and change one character on their license plate.
3. Don't make the same mistake twice, or you'll get addicted!
4. If you were a little ugly, I could go shopping with you, watch movies, and talk about life and ideals. But you're so beautiful, I just want to sleep with you...
5. As we all know, inflatable dolls are generally ugly. The reason is simple: manufacturers do this to prevent losers from feeling bored when they try to get a real one later. A conscience of the industry, I hope everyone doesn't misunderstand.
6. I miss my girlfriend terribly this Mid-Autumn Festival. I wonder if she's eaten, what she ate, whether she's having fun, where she lives, how old she is, and what her name is.
7. I encountered a beggar while shopping with my mom. He kept bothering us.
My mom said to me, "Just throw him a dollar or two and let him go."
I gave him one dollar, but he wouldn't leave. I thought about it and threw him two more dollars, and he became even more brazen!
I gritted my teeth and had no choice but to throw away several more pieces.

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