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A comparison between before and after marriage! 

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(I) Before marriage, she came to my dormitory. Just as she was about to sit down, she suddenly frowned, sniffed, and looked around. Finally, she pulled out two pairs of socks and several pieces of clothing that I had hidden under my bed, and then took them away to wash them for me.

After marriage, I was forced to wash my own smelly socks and also help my girlfriend clean up the clothes that she had thrown all over the bed.

(II) Before marriage, we were reading on the grass in Zizhuyuan Park. I was sitting opposite her, not paying attention to my reading.

"You're so beautiful~" I said.

"Hmph, trying to flatter me again!" My girlfriend pouted and her face secretly turned red.

After marriage, we were sitting on a stool at home drying our hair. I was sitting on the sofa watching TV.

"Honey, do you think I'm beautiful?" my girlfriend asked.

"Beautiful, like flowers are beautiful." I said absentmindedly.

I looked up and my girlfriend pounced on me like a demon .

(III) Before marriage, my girlfriend and I were watching a video in the school's video arcade. When we got to the part where we were deeply in love, she couldn't help but secretly put her hand on my girlfriend's chest and said in a daze, "So soft."

She glared at me and tried to move my hand away.

One morning after our marriage, I ran to the bathroom and found my girlfriend washing her face. I casually patted her butt to signal her to move aside. She

immediately stopped washing her face and excitedly said,

"Why did you pat my sexy, cute, and plump little butt?"

~ Oh my god, she thought she was Coco Lee.

(IV) Before our marriage (we had known each other for a short time), we went to Fragrant Hills. At the Ghost's Sorrow section, I held my girlfriend's hand tightly and pulled her along. As soon as we got to a slightly better path, she immediately pulled her hand away and walked forward with her head down.

After our marriage, she was lounging on the sofa watching TV. I called her three times to go back to the bedroom to sleep, but she refused and insisted that I carry her back. In the end, I used all my strength to carry her to the bedroom. I was exhausted, and she said I should exercise.

(V) Before our marriage, her female teacher teased them in class. During our date, she cursed, "Old woman, pervert!" and then covered her mouth and laughed embarrassedly.

After marriage, my boss said a few words to me, and I went home indignant, yelling, "What kind of jerk is this! He must be sexually repressed!" I was dumbfounded.

(VI) Before marriage (after we'd known each other for a long time) Ever since I finally succeeded that time (hehe~~), my mind was constantly filled with lewd thoughts. Once, when we were alone, I stared at her lustfully. She asked, "What are you thinking about?" I told her the truth in a roundabout way, and she pinched my nose hard, making me blush. After marriage, we were watching TV together, and I saw a blurry nipple in a fashion show. I excitedly opened my eyes wide and drooled. Unfortunately, my girlfriend found out and was determined to punish me. After thinking for a while, she said, "How about this, I'll punish you by making you have sex with me three times tonight!"

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