Five Jokes, Part 3

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1. Wife: "Honey, I burned my hand, it hurts so much!"
Husband: "Didn't I tell you toothpaste can relieve pain?"
Wife: "I know, but I've already eaten a whole tube of toothpaste, and it still hurts!"
Husband: "Oh my god, let's go to the hospital to get your brain checked first."
2. The wife stood on the beach, constantly striking poses in front of her husband. "How's it going?" she said. "I've lost a pound. Can you tell the difference?"
Her husband picked up a small stone and threw it into the sea, then said, "There's one less stone on the beach. Can you tell the difference?"
3. At dinner, my daughter asked curiously, "Mom, how did you end up marrying Dad?"
My wife looked at me and said, "See! Even the child finds it strange..."
4. I was fiddling with my guitar at home and joked with my wife, "If we ever can't afford food, I'll take it to the subway to beg."
She chuckled and said, "You could easily make a living with your looks, but you choose to rely on your talent."
I pretended to be shy and asked, "Really?"
"Really, my face looks like a car crash scene. Everyone who sees it will feel sorry for me."
5. Communication is very important between husband and wife. There's nothing that can't be discussed.
For example, today my wife scolded me: "Look at all the mess you've made!"
I calmly said, "You should think more about my good points..."

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