Super hilarious, incredibly classic, super funny, raunchy jokes

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1. A girl proposed to a young man. The young man shyly said, "My penis is a little small." The girl asked, "Is it as big as a mushroom?" The young man replied, "Yes!" On their wedding night, the girl rushed out of the bridal chamber, looking up to the sky and sighing! Good heavens! It's an enoki mushroom!

2. A poor village was distributing subsidies. An old man asked, "What is this money for?" The village chief said, "It's a one-time living allowance." The old man was overjoyed and greedily took the money. The next day, the old man, bent over and leaning against the wall, came to the village chief and said, "Today I want a five-times sex allowance!"

3. A company was recruiting employees. Hundreds of college students eagerly introduced themselves: "I'm from Peking University!" "I'm from Jiaotong University!" "I'm from Zhejiang University!" Suddenly, a girl shouted, "I have big breasts!" The chairman

slammed his fist on the table and said, "You're the one!" 4. At a bureau chief's family banquet, the sister-in-law helped serve the dishes. A guest made a bet: "If you touch your sister-in-law's breasts, I'll drink a glass of wine." Both kept their promises. Unexpectedly, the sister-in-law said, "Brother-in-law, just keep your hand on them and drink him to death!"

5. A host asked a contestant, "What is the purpose of using Viagra?" The female contestant thought for a long time and replied, "I can't think of one!" The host immediately said, "Congratulations, you got it right." The audience murmured, "That's a brilliant answer!"

6. A teacher was teaching literacy in a rural area and asked a peasant woman to recognize the characters for "quilt." The woman couldn't remember. The teacher prompted, "What's on you when you sleep?" The woman said, "My husband." The teacher was both amused and exasperated: "And when your husband isn't around?" The woman replied, "The village head!"

7. A production team was slaughtering geese for the New Year. The team leader wrote a notice, but he wrote the character for "goose" in a scattered way, turning it into: "This afternoon, men will kill my bird, women will pluck my bird's feathers, and tonight, men, young and old, will all come to eat my bird meat! They can also eat my bird eggs!"

8. A female deputy director accompanied her director to a banquet. During the banquet, the director said, "Directors usually served as deputy directors!" Everyone was astonished! The female deputy director cleverly replied, "To be precise, directors are all promoted from deputy directors." 9.

There were two hens. The owner preferred the white one because its eggs were bigger and sold for 5 cents more. The owner asked the black hen why it didn't lay the more expensive eggs. The black hen replied, "Only an idiot would stretch their ass so big for 5 cents!"

10. Two corn kernels got married. (Update uploaded) I said, "What does your sex life have to do with me?" She angrily replied, "I want to upload! I want to! I want to! If you don't let me upload today, I won't talk to you anymore, hmph!" Seeing her angry look, I could only say, "Okay! Do you want to do it yourself or should I help you?" She replied, "You help me!"

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