Very funny children

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1. There's a little girl next door who's incredibly mature for her age. One evening I went to her house to play, and she pulled me into her room, brought me water and snacks, then asked, "Am I pretty?"
I almost threw up the water I was drinking… I smiled helplessly and said, "Yes, you're a standard beauty no matter how you look at you…"
Then she said, "Here's a chance for you to do something for this beauty," and pulled out a math workbook.
2. I have a cute 5-year-old son who loves listening to "Jiangnan" music, and I often play it for him on my phone.
Today, we were on the bus when we heard someone playing "Jiangnan" music. My son asked, "Mom, did you play that?"
I said, "No."
My son said, "Mom, did you play that? It's exactly the same as what you play!" We
were met with disgusted looks from everyone around us, followed by a really stinky fart!
Everyone, that's not what my son was talking about!
3. In the morning, as soon as my daughter and I got in the car, my husband said, "Let me give you a riddle. I pressed the remote to unlock the car beforehand, but the door wouldn't open. What happened?"
I thought for a moment and said, "Did you open the wrong car?"
My husband laughed and said, "You guessed right, the car next to us is the same color as ours."
My daughter said, "That shouldn't be the case, Dad, your car is so dirty, how could you mistake it?"
4. Mom: If you cry again, I'll sell you to a sweet potato stall.
Son: Mom, can you sell me to an ice cream shop?
5. Today, a demanding young woman brought her son, who looked about 8 years old, to an orchard to buy cherries. The woman tasted a cherry and said, "What kind of cherry is this? It has no taste at all!"

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