Did your girlfriend send you flowers?

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Holding a bouquet of flowers on the subway, someone came up to me and asked, "Did you buy this for your girlfriend?" I shook my head. "No, my girlfriend bought it for me. I just went to pick her up from her company and found her already standing downstairs with the flowers. She was surprised to see me and quickly came over to give me the flowers. She said she had to work late today and was worried about me, telling me to go home quickly. She's so sweet." After saying that, I lowered my head shyly, feeling the envious glances from those around me.
Comment: Are you jealous that my girlfriend sent me flowers for the holiday?
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It's said that when Lin Dan was pursuing Xie Xingfang, he frequently practiced with her and lost every time. Eventually, they got together. Lee Chong Wei used the same method for five years, but Lin Dan still didn't get it. Poor Lee Chong Wei...
I wonder if everyone understood the comments. Poor Chong Wei.
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It was a sweltering morning on my way to work, and the No. 300 bus was packed to the brim. Next to me was a typical Beijing guy, a well-dressed man in his thirties with a rather large frame and good skin. He kept wiping away sweat while talking on the phone in a thick Beijing accent: "That bastard said he wanted to attend a wedding and asked to swap cars with me for a few days. Damn it, when I got there, I gave him the car keys and he gave me a bus pass instead!"
Comments like "Friends like this are too much to handle! Be careful when making friends!"

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