Five short jokes

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1. I was sitting in the living room watching TV, and my mom was eating a mango next to me. After she finished, she asked me, "Do I need to wash these clothes?"
I glanced at it and said, "It needs to be washed."
So she wiped her hands on my clothes and left.
2. Xiaohong was doing her homework at Xiaoqiang's house when she asked him, "What is the unit of time for one hundred years?"
Xiaoqiang thought for a moment and said, "Let's go with the century."
Upon hearing this, Xiaoqiang's father slapped him without saying a word: "You don't learn good things, you learn to swear like me!"
3. I happened to run into a silly mom on the street lecturing her daughter: "Honey, you have to use the crosswalk when crossing the street, okay?"
"Oh, why?"
"Are you stupid? If you get hit by a car while walking on a crosswalk, you can get more compensation..."
4. My mom bought a really expensive bag and brought it to my parent-teacher conference today.
The bag felt so light when I picked it up.
My mom said casually, "I put some popcorn in the bag. It makes the bag look nicer, it's not tiring to carry, and I can eat it when I'm hungry."
5. I slept with my mom last night and forgot to close the window. My nose was stuffy this morning.

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