A funny kid who's a bit cheeky

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1. My wife insisted I get a haircut, saying my hair was too long and didn't look good. My son, standing nearby, said, "Don't get it cut."
I praised him, "You have your own opinions; you can't just do everything your mother says."
He then said, "Even if I get a haircut, it won't look much better than it is now. It's just how it is; don't waste money." 2. My son asked, puzzled, "What is a means of transportation?"
I explained, "It's a tool that lets you get from here to there, like the bus you sometimes take to kindergarten."
My son suddenly understood and said, "There are bicycles, electric vehicles, cars, and, um, shoes..." 3. My baby is two months old. My wife had just finished feeding him and was lying down playing.
My wife asked the baby, "Baby, isn't Mommy the prettiest?"
The baby smiled slightly, and then... vomited. 4. A child contestant: "Grandpa Bi, do you know why everyone calls you 'Old Bi'?"
Old Bi: "No!
" Child contestant: "Because your eyes are always closed! They're not open!" @Jin Chuzhizi 5. My mother didn't want to do the house cleaning, so she asked her three- or four-year-old son to ask his father to do it.
Son: "Mom is tired, let her rest. Why don't you clean up?"
Dad teased him, "No, you can rest after you finish cleaning."
Son: "Then I'll help you clean."
Dad still said no.

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