Humorous anecdotes

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1. Housing prices are so high these days. One day, I was chatting with a colleague about land, and I said, "If only I had a piece of land!" My colleague immediately replied, "If you had a piece of land, I'd immediately recognize you as my godfather!" Just then, the receptionist shouted, "Xiao Li, you have a package!" My colleague's face instantly darkened, and my godson ignored me for the entire afternoon! ????
2. When I was in kindergarten, one of the kids in my class picked up a lot of small, black, oval things on the mountain, which looked a bit like dried plums. Later, he brought them to the classroom and distributed them to everyone, a few for each person. I was so happy back then that I put them in my pocket, not even wanting to eat them, until the adults saw them at home and identified them as sheep droppings. I can only sigh, sheep, even their droppings are so cute! ????
3. My sister-in-law just gave birth, and my older brother took leave to go home. The first thing he did when he got home was to hold the baby and stare at him, occasionally yelling in his ear, scaring the baby. He happily told us, "He's not deaf!" The child woke up and cried, and then the older brother muttered, "Thank goodness he's not mute!"
4. A: "I heard that if girls spend a lot of time together, their periods will start at the same time. What was the point of having three or four wives in ancient times?" B: "That's silly. That's why the ancients had an East Palace and a West Palace."

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