Cultural differences—a classic topic!!!

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Cultural differences are evident everywhere...
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A Taiwanese person traveling abroad was asked to open their luggage for inspection by customs. They found seven pairs of underwear and, puzzled, inquired about the reason.
>>because
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The Taiwanese person replied: "Sunday, Monday, Tuesday...Saturday"
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Officials understand that it's one per day.
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>>>>>>>>Next, a Frenchman arrived. The official asked to open his luggage for inspection and found five pairs of underwear. He asked the reason for this strange inquiry.
>>because
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The Frenchman replied: "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday."
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>>>>>>>How about Saturday and Sunday? nowear.
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The officials understood that the French were romantic and didn't wear it on Saturdays and Sundays.
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Then an Indian man arrived, and upon inspection, twelve pairs of underwear were found. The official was puzzled and hurriedly asked, "How is this possible?"
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The Indian man slowly replied, "January, February, March, July..."
?
>>#@*?
>>>#..
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>>>>>>>***
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>>>>>>>>
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>>>>>>>>Chinese English
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>>>>>>>>
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On the flight to Beijing, flight attendants served meals to the foreign passengers…
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A foreigner asked: What is this?
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Flight attendant's answer: cakechina (steamed bun)
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A foreigner asked: What is this?
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Flight attendant's answer: pizzachina (pie)
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A foreigner asked: What is this?
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Flight attendant's answer: saladchina (cucumber)
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>>>>>>>>At this moment, the flight attendant farted.
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The foreigner then asked: What is this?
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The flight attendant's witty reply: airchina (China Civil Aviation)
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>>>>>>>>
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Foreigners only offer a bouquet of flowers when visiting graves.
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>>>>>>>>But the Chinese set out large portions of meat, fish, and fruit.
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Foreigner: You've prepared so much food, when will the people in the grave come out to eat it?!
>>>>>>>Chinese people: When your people crawl out of their graves to admire the flowers, our people will come out to eat.>>>
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>>>>>>>***
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>>>>>>>>
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>>>>>>>>Don't call her Mom
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>>>>>>>>A mischievous and naughty child,
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>>>>>>>At night, no matter what I said, she refused to sleep.
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Suddenly, Mom wanted to eat something;
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Suddenly, Mom wanted to play with her toys.
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Mom's long, Mom's short,
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Mom is really annoyed.
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After getting rid of him, I finally lay down and obediently went to sleep.
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Before leaving the room, his mother said to him again,
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>>>>>>>> You are not allowed to get up and call for Mom again, otherwise you will be punished.
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He also slept well for a while.
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Then he finally couldn't hold back anymore.
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>>>>>>>>Get up and look towards the door.
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He whispered to his mother:
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"Mrs. Zhang, I'd like some water..."
>>>
>>>
>>>>>>>***
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>>>>>>>>
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>>>>>>>>Wrong plane
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>>>>>>>>
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Chicago International Airport is the world's busiest airport. One day, I was taking a flight at Chicago International Airport.
When we arrived at the gate, just before boarding, they suddenly announced a gate change. We had no choice but to rush to the new gate.
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(Chicago Airport is very large.)
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The worst part was that when we got there, the boarding gate had changed again. We had to go all the way over.
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We finally boarded the plane smoothly and everyone was seated.
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>>>>>>>At this point, the flight attendant announced: This plane is bound for Philadelphia. If your destination is not Philadelphia, >>>
>>>>>>>>You've boarded the wrong plane. Please disembark now. At that moment, the cockpit door opened, and the pilot and co-pilot stepped out.
Come on,
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They said: "Sorry, we got on the wrong plane."
>>>
>>>>>>>***
>>>
>>>>>>>>
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>>>>>>>>过夜
>>>
>>>>>>>>
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>>>>>>>>有一个老博士去朋友家玩
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>>>>>>>>但一进门外面就下起大雨，
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>>>>>>>>朋友好心留博士过夜，
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>>>>>>>>朋友有事离开一下回来时却看不到博士，
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>>>>>>>>突然看到博士全身湿湿的走进来，
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>>>>>>>>朋友问他去哪？
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>>>>>>>>博士说：你不是要留我过夜，我回去拿睡衣了
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>>>>>>>>
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>>>>>>>>平淡的约会
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>>>>>>>>
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>>>>>>>>两位素未谋面的男女初次约会，一晚平淡无话。
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>>>>>>>>最后这位男士终于闷得受不了，暗地安排朋友打电话来餐厅找他。>>>
>>>>>>>>接完电话，他回到座位，神色哀凄地对女伴说：
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>>>>>>>>「我接到一个不好的消息，我祖母刚刚过世了，我得赶快回去处理。」
>>
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>>>>>>>>「谢天谢地！」她答道：「如果你的祖母再不过世，我的祖母就得过世
>>>了！」
>>>>>>>>***
>>>
>>>>>>>>请假
>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>
>>>>>>>>小明的爷爷过世要出殡，所以小明要请假回南部，在请假单的事由上写
>>着
>>>「出殡」。
>>>
>>>>>>>>老师纠正他，事由应该是写请假的人要去做的事才对，小明点点头拿回
>>座位
>>>改，不久后拿来改过的请假单，只见「事由」由「出殡」改成......「
>>>
>>>>>>>>陪葬」！
>>>
>>>
>>>>>>>>响亮的名字
>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>
>>>>>>>>齐老先生三代单传，时值暮年，喜获麟儿，如获至宝，便将小孩的八字
>>请算
>>>命先生合字。为求得一个响亮的名字，算命先生盘算许久便说?「生辰核算后
>>>
>>>>>>>>应取名为“德隆”。」齐老先生说：「先生，这个名字不够响亮，是否
>能
>>重
>>>算？」算命先生拗不过他，即便重算了一个更合的名字叫“东强”。齐老先生依
>旧
>>不
>>>满
>>>的说：「先生，这个名字仍然不够响亮。」此时算命先生不耐烦的说：「那你干
脆
>>将
>>>两次核算的名字并在一起，叫做“齐德隆东强”，怎么样？这样够响亮了吧？
！」
>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>
>>>>>>>>三个男人找女人
>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>
>>>>>>>>在在一座山里住着三个男人。但是在山里住久了，有一天他们突然很想
>>要女
>>>人，于是有一人就提议到山洞里去找女人。
>>>
>>>>>>>>
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>>>>>>>>后来他们终于找到了一个山洞，
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>>>>>>>>他们很高兴的就向里面大喊：
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>>>>>>>>"屋查某谋"(台语：有女人吗)？
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>>>>>>>>山洞里有回音传回：谋)))))))))
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>>>>>>>>三人听了以为山洞里没有女人就很失望。
>>>
>>>
>>>>>>>>但是他们还是继续的寻找，
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>>>>>>>>终于又找到了第二个山洞。
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>>>>>>>>他们很高兴的就向里面大喊：
>>>
>>>>>>>>"屋查某谋"(台语：有女人吗)？
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>>>>>>>>山洞里依然有回音传回：谋)))))))))
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>>>>>>>>三人听了还是很失望的离开。
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>>>>>>>>
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>>>>>>>>但是他们还是不放弃继续的寻找，
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>>>>>>>>终于又找到了第三个山洞。
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>>>>>>>>他们很高兴的就向里面大喊：
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>>>>>>>>"屋查某谋"(台语：有女人吗)？
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>>>>>>>>山洞里传回：屋.....(台语：有....)
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>>>>>>>>三人好高兴的就冲了进去。
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>>>>>>>>结果........砰砰砰三声，三人就死了！
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>>>>>>>>.
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>>>>>>>>然后~~~~~~
>>>
>>>>
>>>>>>>>.一台老旧的火车"呜"...的开了出来...
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>>>>>>>>***
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>>>>>>>>
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>>>>>>>>
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>>>>>>>>你知道的
>>>
>>>>>>>>
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>>>>>>>>一位女士走在街上正要去上班，她看到了一只鹦鹉在一间宠物店里。>>>
>>>>>>>>那只鹦鹉对她说：『嗨！女士！你真的是非常地丑。』
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>>>>>>>>那位女士非常地愤怒。
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>>>>>>>>她气冲冲地走过这家商店上班去。
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>>>>>>>>在她回家的路上，她看见了那只在橱窗中相同的那只鹦鹉，那只鹦鹉对
>>她
>>>说：『嗨！女士！你真的是非常地丑。』
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>>>>>>>>她非常地愤怒。
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>>>>>>>>隔天，她又看到相同的那只鹦鹉，
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>>>>>>>>那只鹦鹉又对她说：『嗨！女士！你真的是非常地丑。』
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The woman walked into the store in extreme anger and said she was going to sue the store and...
>>Kill
>>>This parrot
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The store manager said, "That's not a good idea!" So he promised the parrot it wouldn't say that again.
>>Words.
>>>
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When the woman passed by that store on her way home from get off work...
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The parrot then said to her, "Hi, ma'am!"
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The woman stopped and said, "What? What are you going to say now?"
>>>
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The parrot said, "You know that."
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>>>>>>>***
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>>>>>>>>
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>>>>>>>Test
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>>>>>>>>
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A man saw a girl in a pub and went up to her to strike up a conversation.
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>>>>>>>>
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"Miss, I'd like to buy you a drink."
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"What! A hotel!" the girl screamed unexpectedly.
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Many guests turned to look at the man, who blushed and explained:
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"Miss, you've misunderstood. I just wanted to invite you for a drink and a chat."
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"Ah! A motel?" the girl screamed.
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The man, feeling ashamed, walked to a corner and drank his wine, puzzled.
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A moment later, the girl approached and said, "Excuse me, sir, I'm a psychology student. I'm testing a man..."
>>People
>>>What would your reaction be in that situation?
>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>
"What! Five thousand!" the man shouted.

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