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The results of cosmetic surgery on animals are hilarious. 

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1. When the deer was young, it fell in love with a girl named Plum Blossom. After they broke up, it tattooed the girl's name on its body to commemorate its lost youth and love.
2. A giraffe sues a height-increasing drug manufacturer: Height increase shouldn't be about increasing the neck. The manufacturer explains: Our advertisement says "increase height," not "increase any part of the body."
3. The hedgehog is going through puberty and is rebellious. It got a big, frizzy haircut to show its individuality and became irritable. As a result, no one wants to talk to it anymore.
4. The caterpillar went to a beauty salon to get its hair removed. When it got home that night, its husband kicked it off the tree and shouted: "You dead earthworm, don't even think about climbing up the tree to seduce me!"
5. The sheep girl loved beauty, so she got her hair permed, and everyone called her Sheep. The sheep boy liked to act mature, so he grew a long beard, and thus the Goat was born.
6. A crocodile wanted to lose weight, so it took some diet pills and ended up becoming a gecko. Now it tells everyone it meets: Don't believe the ads, look at the results.
7. An elephant gets a nose job, which looks beautiful, but it causes rhinitis, a constant runny nose, and the filling material in the nose keeps falling down. Sigh.
8. The leopard was once very poor and looked down upon by other animals. Later, it became rich and tattooed money on its body, saying, "Hmph, let's see who dares to say I'm poor now."
9. The zebra was originally a black horse. It wanted to become a beautiful white horse, so it spent a lot of money to change its skin. However, it was rejected by the body after the surgery, and that's how it turned out.

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