Hilarious Jokes 2

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1. Robber: "Robbery! Get the hell down!" Upon seeing a woman's prone position, he yelled, "You better be civilized! I only rob money, not women!" 2. In middle school math class, the teacher was explaining equation transformations. He rolled up his sleeves and shouted, "Attention students! I'm about to transform!..." 3. Daughter: "Mom, do you like apples?"
Mom: "Yes."
Daughter: "Really?"
Mom: "Really."
Daughter: "Then don't buy me apples."
Mom: "Why?"
Daughter: "You'll eat them all on the way." 4. A cardinal was driving recklessly when a policeman on a motorcycle caught up and stopped him. The bishop asked, "Was my
car going too fast?" The policeman replied, "No, Your Excellency. Your car wasn't going too fast, it was
flying too slowly." 5. Two Scottish immigrants who had just arrived in New York were spending the night in a hotel. They were
annoyed by mosquitoes all night long. Finally, one of them said, "Cindy, cover your head with the blanket, then the mosquitoes won't be able to bite us
." After a while, Cindy stuck her head out to breathe some fresh air, and then she saw
fireflies she had never seen before. She exclaimed, "God, covering my head doesn't work! The mosquitoes are flying like lanterns!"

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