The most hilarious parodies of Journey to the West characters on the internet

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1. Tang Sanzang: Amitabha! Wukong, thank goodness you saved me in time! That female demon had just held a knife to my neck! Quickly, get rid of her! ...Who said she was a mortal? ...What kind of innkeeper's wife is she? ...Bullshit about your fiery eyes! If I say she's a demon, then she's a demon! Damn it, she only wants to eat my flesh, but won't marry me or consummate our marriage, not even offering the most basic temptation, she must be a female demon! There's no such thing as free Tang Sanzang flesh! Kill!
2. Wujing: Master, as we travel west, my luggage is getting heavier and heavier. Is it possible to discard some or some of it? Look, this is my eldest brother's... He's been jumping around like he's on steroids all day thanks to these; this is my second brother's CD, slimming tea, and blood pressure medication; this is your sunscreen, moisturizer, and eyelash curler... Oh dear, I can't throw these away. These little scissors, razor, and brush are what I use to trim my beard and sideburns every day.
3. Wukong: Don't cry, Sha Wujing. You too! Master has told you so many times not to follow him when he bathes, but you insisted on going to fawn over him and scrub his back. You got scolded, didn't you? ...Oh, I saw his tattoo a long time ago. What Guanyin? Master's tattoo on his back is Guan Gong. Heh! What did you think? Before Master became a monk, his nickname was Scarface Tang, he had a gang! Later? Ha! He got ahead and became friends with the Emperor, that's all. Many officials in the Tang Dynasty were smuggled out of the underworld. Whale Water Bar
4. According to the *Heavenly Morning Post*, the relationship between Tang Sanzang, the leading man of the "Journey to the West" group, and the Queen of the Women's Kingdom is an open secret among the gods. Recently, a knowledgeable deity claimed that Tang Sanzang had actually secretly married Her Majesty the Queen during their journey to the West. The reason he didn't want to reveal their relationship was to avoid causing unnecessary trouble for Her Majesty. More importantly, as a member of an idol group, Tang Sanzang needed to maintain high popularity and the soaring success of his pilgrimage.
5. Tang Sanzang: Wukong, it's past midnight. Call Bajie in to sleep. He sings to the moon every night, making me a little melancholy. Listen to him, how mournful his song is—"I wish I could become the Tianpeng you love in mythology, spreading my hooves to become wings to protect you..."
6. Tang Sanzang: It's the end of the year again. Let me tell you about the arrangements for this year's family visit leave: White Dragon Horse, return to the West Sea. Remember to give these to your father; Pigsy, take Wujing back to Gao Village this year, and let him have a hot meal of dumplings; Monkey, take me to the Kingdom of Women, and then return to Flower Fruit Mountain. Also, I want to emphasize again that you should pay attention to safety during the holidays. In case of any major emergencies, report them promptly and handle them properly according to regulations. Okay, that's all for now. We'll meet here in seven days and continue our journey west!
7. March 3rd, Dushi News: Today, the Queen of the Women's Kingdom, accompanied by a visiting Tang Dynasty monk, visited the National Urban Management Team to extend holiday greetings to the female urban management officers. The Queen highly praised the team, stating that under the strict discipline and policy of cracking down on abortions, no cases of intentional assault have occurred nationwide this year. Tang Sanzang also remarked that the spirit of the urban management officers aligns with Buddhist principles: "If I don't go to hell, who will?"
8. Tang Sanzang: I've heard that the Ministers of Rites have been directing their troops to crack down on the gatherings of troublemakers, working very hard. While exchanging my travel permits, I've prepared a bowl of meat soup as a token of my respect. This soup was made without harming myself, using my appendix, six fingers, accessory breast tissue, scabbed skin, calluses, toenails, dandruff, and hemorrhoids, all stewed together. Drinking this soup is said to grant immortality. I hope you will accept it with a smile. Well done, well done…
9. Tang Sanzang: Wukong, I have a favor to ask. Can you use your magic to turn those Japanese films that Bajie has into IMAX-3D?
10. Tang Sanzang: Wukong, could you help me catch a flying demon called Phantom? It's like this, remember those female cat spirits who claimed to be Na'vi we met yesterday? Blue bodies, long tails, barely clothed, so incredibly sexy! That waist, those long legs… cough cough, unfortunately they didn't like my white dragon horse, saying that the bigger the... well, the more stylish a man is, so… among my disciples, I have the highest hopes for you! You'll definitely help your master, okay? Please, please! Avatar, Amitabha…
11. Tang Sanzang: The disciples' reviews of this film, which was designated for viewing by the Tang Dynasty, were quite good. While Wukong's "Three Thousand Students Are Not as Good as One Outstanding Disciple" has a hint of self-praise, it generally leans towards praising the master. And Wujing's "Saints and Holy Monks Both Need Women" truly resonated with me! ...But Bajie, a saint who travels around delivering gifts in a carriage isn't Santa Claus, and a saint who can shoot arrows isn't a Saint Seiya! How could you write such a review of the patriotic theme? Rewrite it!
12. Tang Sanzang: Alas, disciples, passing by this musical instrument shop, I suddenly realized that the entire journey westward has been tedious and boring because we haven't brought any musical instruments to entertain us! How about this, each of us choose a favorite instrument and put it in the luggage carried by Wujing. Go and choose, and remember to help me choose a set of thirty-two chime bells, and the bell stand too. ...Hey Wujing, why are you crying?
13. Tang Sanzang: Wujing, get out the register and write down that Nine-Headed Lion from yesterday. Make a note that he's Taiyi Zhenren's mount; he won't escape! Damn it, he dared to tie me up and then curse me! Remember this, Wujing: every demon who has crossed my path is on the register. Once I attain enlightenment and become a Buddha, I'll make them pay! No matter who their backers are, I'll bring them all down!
14. Tang Sanzang: Wukong, you used your supernatural powers several times to enter the bodies of those demons and subdue them with your might, which deeply moved me. Today, for this white-haired rat demon, I've decided to follow your wise strategy and personally take action! Come, turn me into a **egg!
15. Amitabha... I'm a bit busy at the end of the year and haven't had time for this. With the New Year holiday approaching, I'm feeling restless. Sincere thanks to all the benefactors who have supported and encouraged my travelogue during this time, especially the female benefactors. As the ancients said: "Love is in the eye of the beholder." Well said, well said.
16. Tang Sanzang: Wukong, do you have a 60,000 tile in your hand? You're looking at a pure suit, what use is the 60,000 tile? Play it...play it! Last time I even gave you a big four of winds, can you feed me one...are you going to play it or not? You naughty monkey! If you don't play the 60,000 tile, I'll have to recite the Tightening-Headband Mantra!
17. It's like this, Great Sage, it's not that the local minor deities are unwilling to welcome you, but mainly because a large number of people have recently gathered here in anticipation of an earthquake. Such a thing has never happened before! And the celestial realm has never designated earthquake matters as the responsibility of any particular deity. Therefore, the local mountain god Houji, the city god, and the local earth god have all been passing the buck, and now they've all been summoned to a meeting to discuss the matter. As you know, whenever something happens in the mortal realm, the various deities always try to shirk responsibility…

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