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Calling a prostitute late at night (Gu Long version) 

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Night had fallen, and under the dim streetlights, a man walked slowly, his steps halting as if waiting for someone. He lit a cigarette, occasionally blowing rings of smoke; his dark circles and trembling legs were faintly visible. Suddenly, hurried footsteps sounded in the distance, and a heavily made-up woman appeared at the street corner, her steps faltering as if afraid of someone. Suddenly, she sensed a murderous aura. Under the distant streetlight, a man was smoking, his light flickering. Fear gripped the woman's face.
"It's you!"
"It's me," the man's voice was cold.
"Why?"
"For no reason"
"Are you always this confident?"
"yes"
The woman began to realize that she couldn't escape this time. She had long heard that there was a notorious philanderer in the Central Plains, nicknamed "One Rod Until Dawn," whose women who had been hurt by him would dazedly shout "Oh yeah!"
The woman stood in a T-stance, clenching her fists; she knew this was a formidable opponent.
The wind blew coldly on their faces, and time seemed to freeze at that moment. This was a battle without gunpowder, a victory without a result.
How did you find me?
It's the taste.
"What? I don't believe it!"
You don't have to believe it.
But now I believe it.
You shouldn't believe it.
"Why?"
"Because I am a man"
The woman began to tremble, and her clenched fists started to sweat.
"Do you know who I am?"
"good"
"Are you waiting for me to make a move?"
"yes"
You're wrong.
"Oh?" The man looked up at the glamorous woman. "You didn't expect me to have friends."
"yes"
"You regret it?"
"No"
The woman's lips began to tremble. She didn't know that this man, who hadn't even sparred with her yet, had already disregarded life and death. All he wanted was physical satisfaction; everything else was meaningless to him because he was a "preacher."
What are you waiting for?
"Price"
"No"
"impossible"
"You decide what to give."
“20”
"What?"
“20”
"I'm worth more than that."
"Just 20"
A trickle of blood began to flow from the corner of the woman's mouth; she hadn't expected this man to be so persistent.
Why not give 25?
"too much"
"Isn't it worth it?" The woman exposed her thighs and looked at him seductively.
"right"
The woman's face began to turn pale.
"Why?"
"Because of your feet"
"foot?"
It's size 42.
How did you figure that out?
"Because I also wear size 42."
"You can see through things?"
"yes!"
The woman clutched her chest, a sweet liquid welling up in her throat. She wondered what kind of man this was.
"You're very nervous," the man said quietly.
"No"
"You have"
"Why?"
"Because you're kneeling."
"Huh? How did you see that?"
"Because I am a preacher."
"What do you want?" The woman felt her question was superfluous.
"So that you'll remember me"
"impossible!"
You're wrong.
"I was wrong?"
"yes"
You know?
"yes"
Blood trickled from the woman's lips. She hadn't been this exhausted when she fought the Eighteen Arhats back then, but today she had encountered "The Preacher," a figure who dominated the brothels of the Central Plains.
Are you sure?
"yes"
"You're annoying!"
"yes"
"I won't give up so easily."
"Depend on"
You are swearing.
"right"
You don't talk much.
"I have a lot of movements."
"You want it now?"
"yes"
"Aren't you afraid of running into the police?"
"Not afraid"
You're great, but I disagree.
"I have money."
No credit available.
"certainly"
"cash"
"right"
"Is it 20?"
"yes"
"Holy crap!"
"What?"
My friend is here.
"oh?"
Listen.
An exciting sound came from afar—a police siren, growing increasingly piercing as it approached.
The man clasped his hands in a fist and said, "You're awesome."
The woman returned the greeting with "You're awesome too!"
"Ha...ha...ha..." The man laughed loudly, then disappeared into the night...

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