Three jokes including "Three Little White Rabbits"

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1. Three little rabbits
went to the wild to poop. When they were done, the first rabbit pooped a cone shape.
The second rabbit pooped a sphere. But the third rabbit pooped a five-pointed star!
The first two rabbits looked on enviously and asked how it was made.
The third rabbit said, "I squeezed it out with my hands after I pooped."
Comment: Rabbit poop is as small as mouse poop, how can you squeeze it? 2. My mom secretly
stuck a turtle sticker on the back of my clothes without me
noticing. I didn't notice for several days… Finally, I found out
and asked her, "Didn't you see this sticker when you washed the clothes?" Mom said
, "Yes!" I asked, "Then why didn't you take it off?" Mom
innocently said, "I thought it was a label, and I was afraid it would get ruined, so I took it off to wash it, and then stuck it back on after it dried."
Comment: With a mom like this, you're doomed for life. 3. "I can't drink this soup.
" In a restaurant, a man said to the waiter, "I can't drink this soup. "
The waiter said, "I'm sorry, please wait a moment, I'll go find the manager."
The man said to the manager, "I can't drink this soup."
The manager said, "I'm sorry, please wait a moment, I'll go find the chef.
" The man said to the chef, "I can't drink this soup."
The chef asked, "Why?" The man replied, "They didn't give me a spoon."

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