DouDou's Joke 1

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1. I went to my classmate's house for the whole day on Sunday. His parents came home at 5 pm. They had cooked dinner, and I could smell the delicious aroma from afar. My classmate's mother came out of the kitchen and asked, "Are you hungry after playing all day?"
I said, "A little."
She said, "If you're hungry, come home and eat." So
I left. ...
2. One day, someone knocked on the door next door, and I overheard a strange conversation. "Heavenly King covers the Earth Tiger."
"Pagoda suppresses the River Demon!"
"Where's the money?"
"Where's the goods?"
"Cash on delivery." Seriously
? Can't you just deliver packages properly? ...
3. Last night, after finishing overtime, I took a taxi. After waiting for more than ten minutes, a driver finally agreed to take me for a ride of less than four kilometers.
After getting in the car, the driver started giving me his advice: "Always getting refused fares, huh? Next time, bring a small suitcase with your computer. With your outfit, just stand on the side of the road, and cars will rush to stop. They'll think you're going to the airport, but when you ask, it's only the starting fare! You'll cry!"
Driver, you're truly a model of integrity. ...
4. My colleague, Sister Li: "Sigh, I'm afraid to eat or drink anything, and I've gained weight again!"
Me: "You need to exercise more; running can help you lose weight!"
Sister Li: "I have run, but it's not working!"
Me: "You ran? When did you run?"
Sister Li: "When I was almost late for work this morning."
Me...

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