This life is too short (waiting for four more chapters)

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1. Life is too short.
My husband and I hadn't been married long when, in the middle of the night, he suddenly got up, hugged me tightly, and said, "Life is too short, not enough." I was very touched and hugged him back, but then he added, "My feet are all sticking out."
Comment: It's terrible to have no common language.
2. New technology.
A husband took his wife to the hospital to give birth. The doctor told them he had invented a machine that could transfer the mother's pain during childbirth to the child's father.
The doctor asked the couple if they would like to try it, and they decided to. Initially, the doctor set the pain transfer level to 10%, explaining that even 10% might be unbearable for the father. As the wife's labor continued, the husband felt great and asked the doctor to increase the level.
The doctor increased the pain transfer level to 20%, and the husband still felt good. The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure, and everything was normal, which surprised the doctor.
Therefore, they decided to increase it to 50%, and the husband still felt good. The pain transfer machine was clearly very helpful to his wife, so the husband asked the doctor to transfer all the pain to him. The wife gave birth to a healthy baby without feeling any pain. She and her husband were overjoyed. But when they got home, they found Old Wang next door dead, keys in hand...
Comment: Extremely varied, Old Wang is still the victim!
3. Old Wang next door again.
Xiao Ming: "Dad, where did I come from?" Dad: "Well, well... you were downloaded from the internet." Xiao Ming: "But we only got internet last year, and I'm already 6 years old!" Mom smoothed things over: "Silly child, you used Uncle Wang's Wi-Fi next door." Dad's heart skipped a beat: Something seems a bit off...
Comment: Old Wang is unwittingly implicated.
4. Yu Gong and God.
Legend has it that Yu Gong wanted to move a mountain. Others said it was impossible. Yu Gong said, "If I can't, I have sons, and my sons have grandsons, and my descendants will be endless." Later, he moved God, who said, "I will send people to move the mountain for you." Yu Gong said, "Send me more fairies so I can have even more descendants."

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