A few jokes are enough to make you laugh.

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1. Knowing full well
The company organized a trip to Huangshan. When we passed a restroom, a colleague wanted to go in to relieve himself, and coincidentally, a few foreigners went in with him. I hadn't even waited outside for half a minute when I saw my colleague rushing out in a panic.
"You finished so quickly?"
My colleague replied with a mournful expression, "Sigh, it's really embarrassing! Let's avoid it for now, let's avoid it for now..."
Comment: Actually, any man born in China should understand why they should avoid him. Hehe.
2. Son, you've gotten so thin trying to save money for a house.
Yesterday, as I passed by the real estate company, I saw a gecko looking at property prices in front of the company. Just then, a large crocodile slithered over from a distance.
The little gecko rushed forward and hugged the crocodile's leg, shouting "Mommy!" The crocodile, tears streaming down its face, said, "My son, you've become so thin trying to save money to buy a house."
Comment: This joke isn't particularly funny, but it's quite realistic; you might be able to manage a wry smile.
3. Doctor, are you sick?
A man came to the psychiatric ward of a hospital. The man said, "Doctor, my wife always thinks she's a piano. What should I do?"
Doctor: "Then why don't you bring her here?" Man: "Are you mentally ill? How can I lift a piano by myself?"
Comment: You can't do this without good reasoning skills.
4. The impact of a silent fart
Taking the express bus home, the air conditioning was on high, and the ride was smooth and fast, making it very comfortable. The bus full of men and women, exhausted, were slumped in their seats. In their drowsy state, everyone was jolted awake by a super-pungent, pungent fart. At first, everyone frowned, then some desperately covered their mouths and noses. As the fart's concentration increased, everyone began to stir and glare at each other angrily! Someone tried to open a window for fresh air, only to find it was completely futile, as the windows were sealed… Everyone was pushing their limits. Finally, a student couldn't take it anymore and shouted, "Stop the bus! I want to get off!" The driver said, "It's a highway, we can't stop!" The student shouted again, "Please, I really can't hold it in!" The driver still ignored him. Finally, the student yelled, "Then don't blame me, I'm going to give you a loud one!"
Comment: Farting isn't a crime, but you have to consider the occasion. This driver is quite the expert. So calm!
5. Serious Warning
Inside the neighbor's fence, Martin was chatting animatedly with a young and pretty girl from next door. Suddenly, a gleaming kitchen knife flew past Martin's ear and embedded itself in the tree beside him.
Martin apologized with some regret, saying, "I have to go. My wife is calling me for dinner."
Comment: Dare to do this in front of your wife? Don't you want to live?
6. Xiaoming learns to speak
Xiao Ming is 5 years old but still can't speak. One day, his mother asked him to go outside to learn to speak, so Xiao Ming went outside.
The first place he went to saw a collapsed house, and a person was shouting there:
"The building collapsed! The building collapsed!"
Xiao Ming remembered it.
At the second place he went, he saw two people fighting. One of them said, "You little brat, come and fight me if you dare!"
Xiao Ming remembered it again.
At the third place he visited, he saw a child hitting his grandfather. The grandfather said, "If you hit Grandpa again, Grandpa won't give you any candy!"
Xiao Ming remembered it again.
When he got home, his mother asked him, "Xiaoming, what words have you learned?!"
Xiao Ming exclaimed, "The building collapsed! The building collapsed!"
The mother quickly ran downstairs and saw that the building had not collapsed.
Mom came into the room and said, "You brat, how dare you lie to your mother! I'm going to spank you!"
Xiao Ming said, "You little brat, come and hit me if you dare!"
The mother then hit Xiaoming.
Xiao Ming said, "If you hit Grandpa again, Grandpa won't give you any candy!"
Mom was so angry she fainted!
Comment: Ignorance is no excuse, poor Xiaoming.
7. Miss, did you forget to bring your money?
One day, Ya-hui met with her friends and lamented that she was 28 years old and still didn't have a boyfriend.
Her friends all said she was too "feminist" and advised her to say some compliments to men.
After the party, they each took a taxi home. Ya Hui thought she might as well practice first.
So as soon as she got in the car, she said, "Driver, you're so handsome!"
The driver turned around and said seriously, "Miss, did you forget to bring your money?"
Comment: Don't try to fool me, I'm not falling for that, haha.
8. Keep it a secret.
A: "I'm only telling you this, so you absolutely must keep it a secret."
B: "Don't worry, not only will I keep it a secret, but I'll also get everyone else to keep it a secret for you."
Comment: If A doesn't listen carefully to what B says, A will cry.
9. Leave application form
This morning I received a leave request note that read: "Teacher, our classmate [name] is unable to recover after treatment at the school hospital..." My mind went blank. This person was alive and well just a few days ago, how could they be like this now...? Tears welled up in my eyes and I cried for a while. Then I picked up the note again and suddenly saw: "So today they are being transferred to the city for further treatment. We hope the teacher will grant them leave!"
Comment: You misinterpreted her feelings, but it's only human nature.
10. It's all your fault.
I work at a telecom service center. A customer came in to pay his bill, and I asked, "What's your number?" After thinking for a while, the customer angrily replied, "See? It's all your fault! I memorized the number the whole way here, and you interrupted me and I forgot it! Find it for me!"
Comment: Is it all your fault or mine? Probably both.
11. Cold jokes
I went on a blind date today and asked the girl, "How old are you?" She answered quite proudly, "34C."
Comment: Misunderstandings often exist, so it's better to be more direct.
P.S.: This post took me almost an hour to edit. I wrote all the comments myself. I just hope it makes you happy, even if only for a second. Wishing you all lots of smiles! Haha.

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