Three Qiubai Reposts 1

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1. A second-year graduate student. One day in the cafeteria, I saw a freshman boy (he looked very young) asking at the porridge stall, "How much is the mung bean porridge?" The cook replied, "One yuan." The boy asked, "With sugar?" "Yes." "Can I get a discount if I don't add sugar?" "One yuan with or without sugar." "Oh, then give me five spoonfuls of sugar." The people in line behind him burst out laughing.
Comment: He really has the shamelessness of my younger days!
2. I remember watching TV as a child and thinking it was very artistic to drink milk. Unfortunately, we didn't have any milk at home, so I made a basin of super concentrated soapy water, then sat in the sun and scooped the soapy water from the basin with a cup to drink... I can't believe I'm still alive! I really admire myself!!!
Comment: The bigger your heart, the bigger your stage. You say it's milk, who's going to share a taste with you?
3. I was living in a dormitory when I was in school. My dad called!
Dad: Daughter, how's your studying lately? Do you have enough money? Should I send you some?
Me: I'm fine, no need to send!
Dad: Is there anything you want to buy? You can't be without your school supplies!
Me: No, I have enough!
Dad: It's summer, don't you want to buy a couple of new outfits?
Me: No, I have enough clothes!
Dad was silent for a moment... "Daughter, let's talk about it. You ask your mom for some money for materials, so your dad can earn a little pocket money in the process!"
Oh, that's what he meant. I'm speechless.

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