Five hilarious jokes

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1. I wasn't paying attention while washing the dishes and dropped one. Luckily, it only chipped a small corner.
I continued washing. My right hand, not paying attention, grazed the chip… and broke.
I thought: "Really that fast? It even broke my hand." Then I tried with my left hand, and it broke too.
I thought: "That's fast! What would happen to my mouth if I used this bowl to eat from?" Then, in a moment of stupidity, I tried it with my mouth… and my lip broke too…
2. On a bus, a couple was on the bus. The woman let a pervert grope her, and the boyfriend remained expressionless. At the stop, the boyfriend dragged the pervert off the bus, skillfully beat him up, and then drove off with his girlfriend. A website poll analyzed the reason. 75% of people voted "This guy was waiting for his skills to cool down…"
3. There's a steamed bun shop near the subway station that's very popular, with a queue every day. Next to it is a train ticket agency.
Today I was queuing to buy steamed buns. When I was almost at the front of the line, I heard two men behind me say, "Oh, so this is a steamed bun shop, they sell train tickets... Ah, over there!"
4. I just took a really drunk friend home. He kept saying he wanted a massage. When we got to his door, his wife opened the door. My friend looked her up and down and said to me, "This...this...this girl looks just like my wife, haha." His wife's face twitched, but she didn't say anything because I was there. She and I helped him into the living room. He said he needed to use the restroom and went in. A little while later, I saw his wife answer a phone call and then storm out, slamming the door. I was wondering what was going on when my friend came out of the restroom and said, "I just called my wife and said I had to work overtime and wouldn't be coming home."

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