The Daughters of Tianyu's Enchanting Peach Blossom Pool - Chapter Nineteen: The Place Was Wrong

Master Mo said, "Once. After dinner, I'll lie on your stomach and not get down until dawn. Just once."
"You old bastard!"
Grandma Mo scolded but also laughed, "You'll work yourself to death, you old lecher!"
Master Mo chuckled happily, then asked Madam Mo, "You don't want to?"
"Get out of here! You tell those disgusting stories all day long, corrupting young people. Aren't you afraid of being scolded?"
Master Mo stopped laughing and said seriously, "I'm doing good deeds."
"Hmph, you call this merit?"
"Let me tell you a story, do you want to hear it?"
"You mean you've become addicted to telling stories, telling them both outside and at home."
"Then I won't tell stories, I'll tell the truth. You know Old Gui from Houwa Village, right?"
"I know him, it's Lao Gui. His land is right next to ours, and you two often talk on the hillside."
"It's him. He's much younger than me, at least twenty years younger, right? I'm telling you about his younger days."
"What's up?"
"When Lao Gui was young, right after he got married, he slept with his wife for over a year, but her belly was still as flat as a racetrack. So Lao Gui panicked, wondering if God was going to make him childless?"
"And then what?"
"Later, Lao Gui spent a lot of money and took his wife to the city outside the mountains to see a doctor. The doctor examined them from all angles, but couldn't find anything wrong with either of them. But if they were healthy, why wouldn't they have a baby? The doctor was also very puzzled and suddenly asked him, 'What did they do at night?'"
"What did Lao Gui say?"
"Old Gui said, that's how it was done! The doctor said, 'Your ugly illness needs to be treated ugly. How about this, you perform here, and I'll see if there's anything wrong so I can correct it in time.'"
"Did the doctor tell Lao Gui to do 'that' with his wife in front of him?"
"Yes! The old Gui couple were so eager to have a child that they didn't care about being ashamed. They immediately took off their clothes and started doing it on the examination bed where the doctor was examining patients. When the doctor saw it, he burst out laughing. Guess what? It turned out that the old Gui had done it in the wrong place, which is why his wife couldn't have children for a long time."
After laughing, the doctor saw the young couple blushing with embarrassment and couldn't bear to hurt their self-esteem too much. So he said gently, "It's understandable. Those two places are too close together, so it's easy to get them mixed up. Just remember it next time. When you're doing that, make sure you find the one on top."
Grandma Mo laughed so hard her whole body trembled like an old tree branch, then asked, "And then what happened?"
"That was the end of it!"
Uncle Mo said, "Later, Lao Gui followed the doctor's advice and found the right place to have sex with his wife. His wife gave birth to three children in one go, two boys and one girl."
"That's hilarious!"
Uncle Mo said, “I’ve heard many jokes like this before. They’re both jokes and true stories. Now, do you still say that the stories I’m telling are harmful? I’m teaching people to be good and not to make a fool of themselves. It’s not good to make a fool of yourself, because city people will laugh at us mountain people for being stupid.”
Grandma Mo muttered to herself, "Yes, it was something I learned on my own, how could I have made a mistake?"
Mo Xiaomu, listening from outside the fence, felt a surge of embarrassment. He recalled the scene of Chou Dan and his wife doing *that*, wondering if Chou Dan had done it in the right place. Could he have made such a mistake?
Chou Dan has worked in the city before and is quite knowledgeable; he probably wouldn't do that.

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