[Wuxia] A Collection of Adult Versions of the Four Great Classical Novels (Complete) - 5

Anecdotes of the Three Kingdoms (06)

After Liu Bei's great defeat at Changban in Dangyang, he retreated to Xiakou. Sun Quan, upon learning that Cao Cao had arrived, hurriedly ordered Lu Su to cross the river to Liu Bei's place to find out the truth. Kongming knew what Lu Su wanted to do, and had already instructed Liu Bei, and also ordered Liu Qi to temporarily avoid him. Lu Su entered and said, "I do not know the strength of Cao Cao's army, I hope you can give me some pointers, Imperial Uncle."

Liu Bei said, "My troops are few and my generals are few. I fled at the first sign of trouble, how can I know the truth? Only Kongming can tell me." Lu Su then invited Zhuge Liang. The three of them sat down and talked.

Liu Qi was eavesdropping in the inner room at this time. After about an hour, the three of them finished talking and two maids brought tea.

The maids withdrew and passed through the inner room. Liu Qi saw a young girl who was young and tender, graceful and beautiful, and couldn't help but feel lustful for a moment. He grabbed the girl's slightly upturned buttocks and pinched them hard. The young woman was startled, cried out "Ah!" and ran away in a panic.

Liu Qi, seeing the woman's alluring hips swaying and her bound feet frantically treading, looking as pitifully charming as a clinging bird, was aroused. The reader may not know, but although Liu Qi was a timid man, he was quite adept at matters of the heart; thus, he contracted a venereal disease and died young—but that's another story.

Unfortunately, he was a handsome young man, skilled in matters of the heart. Seeing the girl's panicked state, so utterly charming, he forgot all about national affairs and couldn't resist grabbing his clothes to chase after the little vixen.

The young woman ran, glancing back frantically, seeing Liu Qi's face full of lust as he drew closer. Just as she was about to give up, she bumped into her savior. With a "thud," the two fell to the ground. The young woman, pale as death, kowtowed repeatedly, crying, "Madam, spare me! Madam, spare me!" And who was this savior? It turned out to be Madam Gan.

Upon seeing his aunt, Liu Qi hurriedly bowed, saying, "Greetings, Aunt! Please forgive my sins!"

Madam Gan, seeing Liu Qi, already knew most of what was going on, but secretly chuckled. Feigning anger, she scolded, "You shameless little hussy! The young master is of noble birth; how dare you seduce him? Hurry up and leave, or I'll skin you alive!" The young woman dared not utter another word and hastily fled.

Liu Qi, embarrassed, quickly tried to cover it up. Madam Gan feigned anger, saying, "Young master, you have no manners at all. How can you associate with such a servant? If your uncle finds out, he'll be very displeased and won't let you off easily."

Liu Qi nodded obsequiously, bowing repeatedly, "Aunt is right. Please keep it from my uncle; I will never dare to misbehave again." He continued bowing, but occasionally secretly glanced at Madam Gan with his beautiful eyes. Madam Gan was an old harlot; how could she not know what this young man was thinking?

However, she still feigned anger, saying, "You are so disrespectful. If your uncle sees this, a harsh punishment would be unfair to your father, but if you don't punish him, it would violate family rules. What should we do?"

Liu Qi was terrified and knelt down, kowtowing, saying, "Aunt, please have mercy! This is the only time! I will never do it again."

Madam Gan chuckled inwardly and said, "Come with me. I have something to say." She turned and left.

Liu Qi dared not disobey and obediently followed. Following Madam Gan to a secret room, the lady dismissed the maids and said to Liu Qi, "There is no one else here. Write a document swearing that you will not associate with such servants, and then put your fingerprint on it. For your uncle's sake, I will not make things difficult for you."

Liu Qi felt like he had found a lifeline and dared not say another word. He hurriedly wrote the document, pressed his fingerprint on it, and handed it to the lady. The lady accepted it and said, "You kneel here. I will speak to you later." She went into her boudoir.

A short while later, the lady came out again. Upon seeing Madam Gan's appearance, Liu Qi noticed a stark contrast to her earlier demeanor: she wore a thin white dress, all her jewelry gone, dressed lightly and gracefully, like a maiden in her boudoir, charming and alluring; a subtle, alluring quality lingered in her eyes, gently stirring the heart. Liu Qi, seeing this, could only lament, "It's all in vain! I was foolish to write that document. Aunt's current state suggests she's about to punish me. Things are different now; I'm dependent on others. If our affair is exposed, how will Uncle let it go? And that scoundrel Kongming is no pushover either; how will he tolerate me?" There was nothing he could do now.

Madam Gan, revealing her allure, chuckled softly, "My nephew, you were so lovesick just now, why did you turn cold when you saw your aunt? Am I not as good as that little hussy?"

Liu Qi, sweating profusely, repeatedly said, "How could I dare! I wouldn't dare be so rude."

Madam Gan laughed, "You don't need to hide it. When I saw you looking at me, I noticed a hint of lust in your eyes. If it wasn't because you missed me, what was it?"

Liu Qi knew he couldn't hide it anymore and could only say, "This nephew is presumptuous, Aunt, please forgive me." Madam Gan ignored him, focusing instead on her handsome nephew. She saw that Liu Qi was indeed a jade-faced young man, with clear eyes and bright eyes, red lips and white teeth, elegant and graceful, like a jade tree in the wind; unlike Liu Bei, who was foolish and dull, or Kongming, who was aloof and arrogant; his handsomeness surpassed Pan An, and his charm rivaled Song Yu.

Madam Gan was somewhat mesmerized, and began to beckon Liu Qi with seductive charm. Liu Qi thought to himself, "Today's events are all my fault for being careless, yet this old harlot has gotten away with it! Fine, might as well go all the way! Even if things get out, my uncle won't dare kill me for my father's sake. What can that scoundrel Kongming do then?" He steeled himself, stood up, and, unable to resist his lustful impulses, grabbed Lady Gan.

Lady Gan was both surprised and delighted, and leaned against her nephew's fragrant shoulder, letting out a soft moan as they entwined themselves. Liu Qi was also aroused, looking at the beautiful woman in his arms, her phoenix eyes closed, her cherry lips parted, burning with desire. Liu Qi couldn't resist kissing her small mouth, and Lady Gan reciprocated, their four fiery lips pressed tightly together, licking and sucking incessantly; Lady Gan then extended her luscious red tongue, which Liu Qi readily tasted, his saliva flowing freely, soaking a large patch of Lady Gan's bodice…

The two adulterers kissed for a long time before finally separating, panting. Liu Qi embraced his wife's plump waist, panting, "My dear mother, I dare not be disloyal again. Just now, your kiss almost stole my soul!"

Madam Gan was as soft as dough, her breath exuding a strong orchid fragrance, panting softly, and laughing seductively, "You little beast who doesn't know your place, I haven't even said a word and you've already taken me!"

Liu Qi hurriedly hugged his wife tightly, laughing, "As long as Aunt doesn't use that document to scare me, I will definitely serve Aunt wholeheartedly in the future."

Madam Gan lewdly laughed, "You beast, just serve me, what else is there to say? I was afraid you wouldn't do your best, so I made you write the document. If you are wholehearted, I won't tell anyone, how will your uncle know?" Only

then did Liu Qi give up, thinking to himself, "That's right, anyway, we're all in the same boat, now that things have come to this, I've had enough of dying for, what else is there to be afraid of!" So he reached out to take off his wife's thin clothes.

Madam Gan feigned anger: "You little beast, you..."

Liu Qi didn't allow her to say more, already grasping her breasts and kneading them haphazardly; the madam, aroused, couldn't help but moan again, her seductive appearance making Liu Qi's heart pound. Just looking at Madam Gan's swaying, seductive posture, one couldn't help but feel a surge of lust. Liu Qi panicked, not even bothering to undress himself, first stripping off Madam Gan's fragrant robe, carefully examining her plump, lustful flesh, like waves, alluring and seductive.

Liu Qi touched Madam Gan's honey pot, and heard Madam Gan let out a soft, seductive "Ah," and with a twist of his fingers, it became slightly wet. Liu Qi, aroused, removed her undergarments, pulled out his thick, white penis, parted the thick lips, and with a "plop," entered.

The lady was startled, both angry and in pain, and cursed, "You little scoundrel! I thought you were so skilled in intercourse! You haven't even had a moment of tenderness with me before you've already entered me, causing me so much pain!"

Liu Qi was so dizzy from being squeezed by her vaginal muscles that he shouted, "What do you know! I'll send you to heaven right now!" He picked up the lady's jade-like body, placed it on his lap, and thrust in and out for about the time it takes to burn an incense stick, just like at the beginning, with no decrease in strength.

The lady was initially angry, but then her vagina slowly became wet. Seeing that Liu Qi's white penis was as good as ever, she couldn't help but secretly rejoice, saying, "Good nephew, I misunderstood you. But such gentleness, how can it bring out the beauty of intercourse?"

Liu Qi angrily said, "Stop mocking me, watch me send you flying to heaven!" He became ten times more vigorous, as fierce as a tiger and wolf, thrusting and pounding hundreds of times without ejaculating.

The lady was delicate and could only breathe out. With a few gasps, she cried out, "My dear, you've really killed me! You're really amazing! Amazing!" Liu Qi was furious and shouted, "You haven't even seen my true colors yet, how dare you say I'm incompetent?" He used his big, white, fat penis to make it impenetrable, and like a boar in heat, he thrust wildly six or seven hundred times.

The lady let out a long, agonizing wail, a sound that was neither crying nor joyful, her cries of ecstasy and madness incessant. She felt a constant flow of hot, wet fluid from her vagina, having already climaxed five or seven times. Lady Gan cried out, "My dearest darling! Cum already, you're going to kill your mother!" Startled

by her shout, Liu Qi couldn't help but release his semen, "whoosh, whoosh," which gushed out white fluid, making Lady Gan's vulva itch terribly. She clung tightly to Liu Qi's neck, trembling, "My dearest son! My dearest son! You're so good to your mother!" The two rotten women collapsed onto the mat, motionless like dead pigs… Meanwhile, Zhuge

Liang, with Lu Su, crossed the great river and headed straight for Eastern Wu. Zhuge Liang was exceptionally talented, a man of unparalleled wit and charm, and he famously debated with a group of Confucian scholars. Sun Quan dared not refuse to witness it. Zhuge Liang persuaded Zhongmou (Sun Quan's courtesy name) to ally with Liu Bei against Cao Cao. Sun Quan was uneasy and urgently summoned Zhou Yu. That night, a group of civil and military officials came to Zhou Yu's residence to inquire of the commander-in-chief: should they fight or surrender? Zhou Yu, experienced and shrewd, replied quickly. A short while later, Lu Su and Kongming entered.

At that time, Zhou Yu was tenderly cuddling with his wife, Xiao Qiao. The two hadn't seen each other for a long time, and their reunion today felt like a "newlywed bliss," their love blossoming. Xiao Qiao was a beautiful young woman of thirty, slender and graceful, with a face like a flower in full bloom, delicate eyebrows, bright eyes, a fair nose, and pearly white teeth. She was slightly plump: among the beauties of the Three Kingdoms, those of Jiangdong were the two daughters of the Qiao family

, a perfect match for a hero. Zhou Yu, seeing that his wife, after giving birth to their two children, hadn't become bloated but rather even more delicate and soft, so charming and endearing, couldn't resist a surge of tenderness and embraced her, kissing her beautiful lips. Xiao Qiao closed her eyes to receive his kiss, appearing even more tender and beautiful than before.

Zhou Yu, momentarily overcome with emotion, almost melted all his heroic spirit into his beloved wife. The two whispered sweet nothings, their timid words catching the attention of Kongming and Lu Su, who were hiding in the garden bushes.

Kongming and Lu Su had already entered Zhou Yu's residence, but refrained from disturbing the couple as they were enjoying their intimacy. Witnessing their affection stirred Kongming's imagination. Consider this: Zhuge Liang was a peerless talent, handsome and brimming with intelligence, certainly no less than Zhou Yu; yet he had married Huang, who, though intelligent, lacked such captivating beauty and alluring charm.

Kongming, seeing this, felt his anger rising, thinking, "How embarrassing! Seeing their beautiful wife and concubines, so tender and affectionate, when will my wife ever be so gentle? It's infuriating!" Kongming was seething with anger

, but Lu Su, noticing this, chuckled, "What do I say? Brother Kongming, you're seeing this, and your anger is rising, isn't it?" Kongming ignored him, continuing to brood. Lu Su laughed, "Why bother? As the saying goes, 'There are plenty of beautiful women everywhere.' I'm just pointing to one place where there's a peerless beauty no less stunning than Xiao Qiao."

Kongming spat, "Enough! Where did you get such a flirtatious idea?"

Lu Su pulled Kongming away from Zhou Yu's residence and asked with a smile, "You call yourself 'Sleeping Dragon,' yet you don't even know about Da Qiao and Xiao Qiao of Jiangdong?"

Kongming retorted angrily, "Nonsense! How could I not know? I saw this 'Xiao Qiao' flirting with her husband!"

Lu Su laughed loudly, "Even if Xiao Qiao is like this, Da Qiao is still alone in her empty room. Why are you so stubborn, brother?"

Kongming suddenly realized and bowed in thanks, "Yes, yes! Sun Ce has been dead for many years..." "Da Qiao has always been a widow, and has never had a man near her before. This Da Qiao is no less beautiful than her sister!"

Lu Su laughed. "Lady Da Qiao is now thirty-two years old, in the prime of her life, full of charm and allure. It's truly difficult for her to wait so patiently. Today, I will also commit the crime of disloyalty and injustice. If you, sir, are willing to help Eastern Wu defeat Cao Cao, I will use my silver tongue to persuade Lady Da Qiao to be your lover, thus achieving a virtuous union! What do you say, sir?"

Kongming was overjoyed: "If it can be so, how could I have any other wish? I will follow your arrangements, brother!"

The two happily went to Lady Da Qiao's residence. Lu Su knocked on the door and announced, "Lu Su and Zhuge Liang request an audience with Lady Qiao." Soon, a servant entered. The two followed the servant through the main gate and into the hall, where they could vaguely see a beautiful woman sitting on a mat: this must be Da Qiao, another beauty of Jiangdong. Zhuge Liang couldn't help but steal a glance at Da Qiao, who was different from Xiao Qiao: "A pair of resentful brows, how much bitterness and sorrow! All because her beloved died young, she can't bear so much loneliness. Every night she keeps watch alone in her empty boudoir, wasting her beauty that could shame the moon and flowers, neglecting her exquisite charm. Her bright eyes are inexplicably filled with tears, her cloud-like hair is never properly combed. She only hopes her beloved will return soon, how can she bear this desolate and withered state!" (Advertisement break: Still relying on your hands? How can that be satisfying? Forum reputation guaranteed! Healthy anti-premature ejaculation masturbation exercise device, real oral sex pleasure experience, hot recommendation!) Maintain the sensation of ejaculation for 30 minutes, enjoy the pleasure to the point of dizziness. Fully automated masturbation with 12 different sexual positions and vibration frequencies. Click to enter

. Lu Su bowed first: "Madam, please forgive me. I have been preoccupied with military affairs and dared not be presumptuous, so I can only pay my respects to you today. Now that Cao Cao's army has reached Jiangxia, I have borrowed the help of Mr. Zhuge Kongming and his party to assist my lord, the Marquis of Wu, in defeating Cao's army."

Kongming also bowed and said: "Madam, please be well. I have been entrusted by the Imperial Uncle to borrow a small boat to persuade the Sun and Liu families to join forces and defeat Cao Cao."

Madam Qiao parted her red lips slightly and slowly uttered a sweet voice, saying: "I have long admired Mr. Zhuge's name but have never had the chance to see your face. It is my great honor to see your magnificence today. My humble abode is dilapidated and I have truly neglected you. Please, honored guests, have a seat." Only then did she slightly raise her beautiful eyes and smile at the two of them.

Kongming took his seat and first looked at Da Qiao, who seemed more melancholy and less joyful than Xiao Qiao. Yet, she remained as alluring as ever, her beauty rivaling that of her sister, possessing a delicate, frail charm that evoked tenderness and affection. Kongming smiled and said, "It is my first time meeting you, Madam, and I am truly lacking in manners. I am but a humble villager, ignorant of etiquette. Please forgive my ignorance."

Da Qiao looked at Kongming and said, "Sir, what are you saying! Your great name is renowned far and wide. We are fortunate to have you cross the river and instruct my brothers in defeating Cao Cao. We only hope that the Sun and Liu families can unite as one, thus protecting the people of this region."

Lu Su said, "Madam is absolutely right! We have already met with Zhou Yu and are determined to fight Cao Cao. How could we easily submit to others and lose our Jiangdong lands!"

Da Qiao was slightly pleased and said, "If we have men like Zijing and Zhuge, then Jiangdong has hope!" She then added, "Look how negligent I am! I've been sitting here for so long, and I haven't even served tea." She then softly called out, "Attendants, quickly bring tea! Where is Sister Xu? Don't avoid me, come out and greet Zijing and Wolong."

Lu Su was taken aback, thinking, "Where did another Sister Xu come from?" Just then, the beaded curtain of the side door was lifted, and a young woman of about twenty-six or twenty-seven years old emerged. Lu Su looked closely and indeed, she was exceptionally beautiful, young, and even more youthful than Da Qiao's wife. The young woman greeted him with a deep bow.

Da Qiao's wife said, "There are no outsiders here. Master Kongming has specially crossed the river to help my second brother defeat Cao. You don't need to avoid me, let's talk." The young woman then sat down next to the lady.

Reader, do you think this woman was? She was Xu, the wife of Sun Quan's brother, Sun Yi. Because Sun Yi was murdered, Madam Xu was widowed and lived here. Lonely all day, she stayed with Madam Qiao for a while. The two sisters-in-law, suffering from loneliness, were chatting when they encountered Kongming and Lu Su. Madam Xu, being a junior and upholding her chastity, quickly avoided them.

Kongming said, "Madam Xu is a woman of chastity and virtue, I have long heard of her. It is my good fortune to meet you today."

Madam Xu lowered her head and said, "I dare not, I am a woman who has lost her chastity, barely clinging to life, how could I hope for anything else!"

Kongming said, "Not so. Madam, you have endured humiliation and hardship to finally avenge your great enemy; even a man cannot match you. I greatly admire you."

Madam Xu stole a glance at Kongming and saw his imposing presence and elegant bearing; indeed, he was a dragon among men!

Madam Xu was an intelligent woman, well-versed in history and literature, and extremely skilled in divination using the *I Ching*. She excused herself and secretly cast a divination in her room, which yielded a "dragon" shape. Madam Xu was suspicious, as the same result occurred three times in a row. Madam Xu thought to herself, "I have been widowed for several years and regret not having met any outstanding individuals. Now, seeing Kongming, I realize he is truly a remarkable person. I only fear that his refined taste and lofty aspirations might prevent him from readily displaying his talents." She slowly came out again, her brows furrowed with worry, which only made her appear more charming and lovely.

Lu Su was engrossed in his conversation with Lady Da Qiao, paying no heed to the young lady, Xu Shi. However, Kongming disliked Da Qiao's simple honesty and naivety, but found Lady Xu to be both beautiful and intelligent, her demeanor exuding elegance. Kongming thought to himself, "Well, it's common for a man to have three wives and four concubines. If I could find a kindred spirit in such a lovely woman, that would be wonderful." He then approached her and provoked her, "Lady Xu, you must be a scholar, right?"

Lady Xu, who was feeling melancholy and depressed, was surprised and delighted to hear the Crouching Dragon calling her. She quickly replied, "Yes, I have read a few books."

Kongming asked, "Have you read the *I Ching*?" He then recounted his years of study and insights. Xu, who was fond of divination using the *I Ching*, was delighted to hear Kongming speak so eloquently. She thought to herself, "What a fine man! His reputation is well-deserved; he has already gleaned my thoughts before I even spoke." She casually replied, "Sir, you are truly talented; I admire you greatly."

Kongming said, "Madam, you are confined to your chambers; it must be difficult. Today, I will not hesitate to offer my humble opinion."

The two exchanged words and flirted, their initial exchange already underway. Xu quietly raised her beautiful eyes to look at Kongming and softly said, "I have a book that I do not understand; I wish you would enlighten me."

Kongming said, "Please lead me to see it, Madam." Xu understood, and took her leave of Lu Su and Madam Qiao, leading Kongming into the side room.

Upon entering the side room, Kongming asked, "Madam, have you seen that book?"

Madam Xu, tears welling in her eyes, replied, "Sir, can you see this lonely woman like me? This lowly concubine is like a precious scroll, meant for the most outstanding talents in the world to carefully read!"

Kongming feigned surprise, "What do you mean! Madam, you are a widow living here, and I have already entered your inner chamber without permission. How dare I have such improper thoughts!"

Madam Xu, feigning distress, wept uncontrollably, "If that's how you speak, sir, I'll only die to preserve my chastity."

With that, she attempted suicide by striking her head against the wall.

Kongming was greatly alarmed and hurriedly caught her, saying, "You mustn't be so short-sighted. Madam, please speak your mind; there's no need to kill yourself."

Before he knew it, his hand had touched Madam Xu's ample breasts, and before she could react, he had grasped it. Kongming was overjoyed, but Xu broke free and angrily said, "Sir, are you trying to do something improper?"

Kongming replied, "I dare not. Madam is beautiful and intelligent, as I have long known. I have already shown my affection to you several times during the banquet today, how could you not know? There are no other ears here, and I see you as parched seedlings receiving a downpour. Although my wife is virtuous, she is not as beautiful and intelligent as you. I wish to marry you and help you achieve your goal, is that alright?" Xu saw that Kongming was handsome and charming, and her heart was already stirred. When he grasped her breasts, her long-dormant honey hole was uncooperative and began to gush with fluid. Kongming,

emboldened by lust, grabbed Xu's slender waist and pulled her close, grabbing her lively breasts, and then pressed his dragon root against her buttocks, gently rubbing it...

Xu breathed heavily, having long forgotten the virtues of a chaste and virtuous woman, letting the "Sleeping Dragon" caress her at will. The wetter her honeyed orifice, the more bewitched the lady became. Her cherry-like lips emitted a long, intoxicating fragrance; her beautiful body was on full display, a feast for the eyes. Kongming, consumed by lust, couldn't resist licking Xu's neck with his tongue. Xu groaned, a sound that was both weeping and joyful, her frail appearance only making her more endearing.

Kongming whispered, "Sister Xu, you are as beautiful as a celestial being. To have your touch is truly a match made in heaven!"

He gently pulled down Xu's spring robe to taste her breasts; with a swift movement, he lifted the young woman and placed her on the bed.

Xu's starry eyes opened slightly, tears of joy streaming down her face. After years of chastity, she had finally met her ideal husband, opening her doors wide to welcome him into her home for their wedding!

Meanwhile, Lu Su and Da Qiao were drinking tea outside the hall, with wine and dishes served. Da Qiao, an honest woman, though not a heavy drinker, refused to refuse, drinking cup after cup until she was quite drunk. Seeing that the time was right, Lu Su gradually sat closer to Madam Qiao and personally poured wine for her. He then flirted, saying, "Why doesn't your wife choose another suitable husband? It's better than being alone in an empty room with a cold pillow."

Da Qiao sighed, "I am Sun Ce's wife, how can I lose my virginity and remarry?"

Lu Su laughed, "That's not how it works. If your husband were still alive, you wouldn't be so casual. Now that General Sun has passed away for many years, and you are still young, you shouldn't ruin your future, should you?"

Da Qiao, taking advantage of her drunkenness, said, "If that's the case, I'll trouble you, Zijing, to act as my matchmaker." After saying that, she actually put her hand on Zijing's hand and laughed drunkenly, "Zijing is truly a wise man. No wonder Gongjin regards you as a close brother. I suppose Xiao Qiao is also good to you."

Lu Su laughed, "What are you talking about! Xiao Qiao is Zhou Yu's wife, how could I dare to be intimate with her?"

Da Qiao's face flushed red with drunkenness, like a begonia in spring slumber, and she laughed seductively, "My sister is so fortunate to have such a good husband. It's a pity that I became a widow early and can't remarry, wasting this beautiful figure." She swayed and leaned against Lu Su!

Without a word, Lu Su, knowing this was a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, quickly kissed Da Qiao's fragrant lips, savoring them endlessly. Overjoyed, he exclaimed, "What a delightful occasion! Today, let me taste the tender lips of the most beautiful woman in Jiangdong! Such a delicious flavor, such sweet lips!"

He opened his mouth, sucking on Madam Qiao's fragrant tongue. He then embraced one of Madam Qiao's plump, beautiful breasts, groping and caressing them, his mouth watering.

Madam Qiao felt her chest as if glued to her, overwhelmed by an indescribable, intoxicating passion, her intoxicating fragrance bewitching. She instinctively wrapped her arms around Lu Su's neck, letting this "elder" play with and caress her.

Lu Su dared not miss this wonderful night. He hurriedly stripped Madam Qiao naked, then quickly stripped himself naked. He saw Da Qiao's plump, white, lustful flesh writhing and swaying with her drunken state. Her fragrant flesh, with every movement, was like waves, almost drawing Lu Su's heart out! As the ancients said: "Waves, waves, waves!" How apt and accurate! We cannot deny it!

Old Lu was in a daze, grabbing Lady Qiao's tender, plump flesh and vigorously kneading it with his five fingers. He felt the lady's passion flowing through his fingers and through her whole body. Lu Su aimed his penis at Lady Qiao's thick labia and slowly inserted it, gently pulling it in and out.

Da Qiao was drunk and moaning, not knowing how she had gotten such a good thing, so she took pleasure in it and shouted, "Good husband, I feel so comfortable today because of your visit!"

Lu Su laughed and said, "Lady, you don't need to be too happy. The show is not yet over. I will serve you and wait for the immortal to guide you!" With the sounds of Kongming and Xu Shi making love next door, Lu Su intensified his efforts to fuck Lady Da Qiao. It can be said that a romantic and talented man met a bitter and resentful woman, and their joy was so harmonious!

The Anecdotes of the Three Kingdoms (07)

Last time, we talked about how Kongming and Lu Su couldn't help but be passionate because Zhou Lang and Xiao Qiao were going on a blind date. They went straight to Da Qiao's mansion and made two couples happy. Zhou Yu, aware of this, summoned Kongming and Lu Su, questioning them in detail. The three laughed heartily. This

is

a testament to the saying, "Famous scholars throughout history have often been known for their romantic escapades." But let's leave aside this digression. Readers, this "Anecdotes of the Three Kingdoms" is not a serious work, but rather a collection of hearsay and unofficial historical accounts, often fantastical and unconventional. Therefore, we will not dwell on the Battle of Red Cliffs but instead focus on the interesting events that occurred there.

After Kongming and Zhou Yu joined forces, Cao Cao, finding no opening, ordered Cai Zhong, Cai He, and Jiang Gan to cross the river to investigate. Zhou Yu cleverly used a ruse, tricking Jiang Gan into delivering a letter to Cao Cao, and then had Cai Mao and Zhang Yun killed.

How could Zhou Yu's scheme deceive Zhuge Liang? Zhou Yu, filled with jealousy, ordered Kongming to manufacture 100,000 arrows as a military order.

Kongming devised a clever plan to borrow arrows, impressing Zhou Yu, who then devised a plan to "defeat Cao Cao with fire." Kongming said to Zhou Yu, "Cao Cao is cunning and difficult to manipulate; we need a brilliant plan to break his trap." Zhou Yu agreed, waiting for the opportune moment to use a pretext to trick Cao Cao.

Meanwhile, Xiao Qiao, with Zhou Yu away on campaign, was lonely and restless in her empty room. Every night, she would strip naked in bed, her fingers exploring her private parts, wishing a penis could be inserted to relieve her thirst. One day, Sun Quan visited. Seeing Sun Quan's handsome appearance, Xiao Qiao couldn't suppress her desire and made love to him. Sun Quan, fearing that Zhou Yu would betray him after he had taken advantage of Xiao Qiao, hurriedly left. Xiao Qiao, deprived of her lover, was truly suffering. As a woman, she couldn't go out freely, and she was anxious and restless every day.

But then, something unexpected happened. One day, Huang Gai, escorting grain, happened to pass by. Xiao Qiao hurriedly invited him in, asking her husband how the battle was going. Huang Gai said, "The Grand Commander is devising a plan to defeat Cao Cao, and victory is not far off."

Xiao Qiao, moved by the moment, said, "Alas, distant water cannot quench immediate thirst."

Huang Gai, a man weathered by life's storms and already fifty, understood Qiao's thoughts upon hearing this. He immediately provoked her, saying, "Why must you be like this, Madam? The Commander will soon return in triumph, only to intensify the longing of those who miss him."

Xiao Qiao, realizing her mistake, blushed and lowered her head in shame, appearing utterly charming and beautiful. Huang Gai, seeing this, was overjoyed. It turned out that Huang Gai had an extremely strong libido, engaging in sexual intercourse five times a day. His first wife, unable to withstand his virility, had died beneath him. Although old, Huang Gai's energy had not waned, and he had taken five concubines, indulging in daily debauchery. Now, with the war raging, Huang Gai had abstained from women for many days, and was burning with desire. Seeing Xiao Qiao's shy and beautiful appearance, how could he not be aroused?

The old man Huang Gai disregarded everything else and grabbed Xiao Qiao's round buttocks, fondling and kneading them incessantly. Xiao Qiao was startled and angrily retorted, "What do you want? If you dare to be disrespectful again, I will never let you off!"

Huang Gai grabbed Xiao Qiao's buttocks with one hand and hurriedly removed his armor with the other, revealing his muscular physique. He laughed and said, "Madam Qiao, please don't be offended. Do you think Zhou Yu is as strong as me? I may not be talented, but my skills in bed are no less than those of a young man. Madam has been lonely for a long time, and I imagine you must be feeling uncomfortable. Today, with Liu Er absent, I will serve you to make you feel good." With that, he reached out and embraced Xiao Qiao's beautiful waist.

Xiao Qiao's body, long deprived of lust, instantly went half-melted upon being embraced by this old hero Huang Gai. The aura emanating from Huang Gai ignited Xiao Qiao's desire, and she couldn't help but feel a surge of lust in her vagina, causing her to leak fluid. Xiao Qiao was extremely embarrassed and tried to push him away, but she ended up half-heartedly resisting, her beautiful body involuntarily pressed against Huang Gai's lower body.

Huang Gai's penis stood tall and erect, like a battle flag. He ripped off her pants, revealing his old, gnarled penis, round and firm. Xiao Qiao, seeing this, felt her juices flow freely; her plump, white breasts, already swollen and erect

from Huang Gai's caresses, were now fuller. Huang Gai's technique was superb; he reached into Xiao Qiao's breasts, pulled down her bra, kneaded her nipples, and then lifted her slender waist, sucking hard on her breasts. Huang Gai then removed Xiao Qiao's top, grabbing her plump buttocks through her undergarments and thrusting into her honeyed orifice from behind.

Xiao Qiao, momentarily confused, realized her orifice was being attacked and tried to struggle, but Huang Gai, quick as lightning, lifted her undergarments and inserted two fingers into her honeyed orifice. Xiao Qiao struggled, but her juices flowed even more profusely, her body gradually becoming limp as mud, leaving her no choice but to let Huang Gai play with her.

A captivating fragrance naturally wafted from her honeyed orifice; Huang Gai, dazed, began to suckle the nectar, gently flicking her clitoris. Xiao Qiao couldn't help but moan and groan, writhing wildly, but Huang Gai grabbed her breasts and pressed her onto the mat. Xiao Qiao's cunt was overflowing with lustful fluids, gushing forth incessantly; Old Huang was overjoyed, catching it and drinking it all in one gulp!

After drinking Lady Qiao's lustful fluids, Huang Gai's heart pounded and his ears burned, shouting, "What a wonderful time! That traitor Cao only wanted to conquer Jiangdong and marry the two Qiaos. I never thought that today I, Huang Gai, would be so lucky, obtaining this peerless beauty without expending the slightest effort! So be it, even if I die, I will be content!" With that, he raised his long-awaited old penis, aimed it at Xiao Qiao's beautiful cunt, and with a "glug," it entered.

Xiao Qiao, at this moment, was overwhelmed with lust, feeling both ashamed and pleasurable, and was half-heartedly resisting when Huang Gai stopped moving. Xiao Qiao exclaimed in surprise, "Why aren't you moving? You're putting me in such a dilemma, it's so uncomfortable!"

Huang Gai laughed, "My lady, please don't be offended. Just say the word, and I'll serve you to your heart's content!"

Xiao Qiao's honeyed orifice was unbearably aroused, unable to withstand Huang Gai's teasing, she cried out in lust, "Move faster, move faster, it's so hot and wet inside!" Hearing his lady's command, Huang Gai raised his "big whip" and began to thrust fiercely.

Xiao Qiao felt like a fish in water, responding with all her might, delighted that Huang Gai had melted all his long-honed "whip technique" onto the beauty. Xiao Qiao was pressed down by Huang Gai, feeling as if she were ascending to heaven, the old rod inside her stirring up and down, every part burning with desire, every part perfectly fitting. The lady, aroused and wanton, cried out, "Good old man, this whip is making me feel like I'm dying! Whip me harder, my cunt is so itchy!" Old Huang, pleased with the beauty's praise, worked even harder. One stroke of the steel whip moistened her long-parched, thirsty hole, stirring the lustful and beautiful woman's desires!

Old Huang thrust into her about a thousand times, and Xiao Qiao was already completely exhausted, her waist and cunt limp and powerless. Only

then did Huang Gai release his semen, ejaculating into Xiao Qiao's beautiful, wet cunt…

Huang Gai, having had his way with Xiao Qiao, didn't care and went straight back to the camp with the grain. Unexpectedly, although Xiao Qiao had benefited, she was still ashamed and resentful, and had already sent a letter to Zhou Yu. Huang Gai, unaware of this, went to Governor Zhou's tent to receive the order. Zhou Yu, no longer bothering with any explanation, flew into a rage, shouting, "You lowly, pig-like old bastard! With the enemy at our doorstep, how dare you so disrespect innocent women? You've ruined my military prestige! How can I maintain my standing in the army?"

Huang Gai, ever the shrewd fellow, chuckled, "May I ask, Grand Commander, whose women have you disrespected?"

Zhou Yu's face turned green with rage, his body trembling. He roared, "You damned old scoundrel! I'll take your head first, then we'll talk!" He ordered his men to drag Huang Gai out and execute him.

Huang Gai laughed, "I'm sharing your burdens, and you still want to kill me? Let's see who obeys your orders from now on!"

Zhou Yu nearly fainted, crying out, "Execute him quickly! Bring me his head!"

Everyone pleaded for his life, but Zhou Yu wouldn't listen. Lu Su, knowing the reason behind it all, dismissed everyone and secretly said to Zhou Yu, "Gongjin, you're so foolish! Do you really think you can accomplish something great by taking advantage of this opportunity?"

Zhou Yu was still furious: "This old dog is playing with my wife, how can I possibly strategize with him?"

Lu Su laughed: "You're out of your mind too! Although my sister-in-law has been violated by this old dog, don't you know that Huang Gai still has five beautiful concubines and countless dancers at home? You're using this opportunity to take her away, aren't you making a profit?"

Zhou Yu angrily said: "My Xiao Qiao is incredibly beautiful, I'm so ashamed!"

Lu Su laughed: "Xiao Qiao is beautiful, but she's still middle-aged, how can she compare to the delicate beauty of a young woman? Besides, we're about to defeat the enemy, we can use this opportunity to carry out a ruse to trick Cao Cao." Zhou Yu had actually already planned this, and seeing that Lu Su had seen through his thoughts, he went along with it, ordering his warriors to beat Huang Gai with a hundred heavy blows. He also secretly sent someone to instruct Huang Gai to quickly carry out a feigned surrender, otherwise killing him would be a small matter, but taking all of his wives and concubines would be a much bigger one! Upon hearing this, Huang Gai was greatly alarmed and hastily wrote a letter of feigned surrender, thus making a big deal out of it! This is known as: Zhou Yu beat Huang Gai, one was willing to hit and the other was willing to be hit.

Anecdotes of the Three Kingdoms (08)

It is said that Huang Gai used the "bitter flesh ruse", and Kan Ze and Pang Tong crossed the river several times to persuade him. Cao Cao was eager for quick success and was ultimately outmaneuvered. Mengde thought that the great success had been achieved, so he held a banquet on the warships on the Yangtze River. Cao Cao was a demon king in his true nature, and now that he was in a happy mood, he ordered the dancers in

the army to perform a naked dance. The dancers filed out, each one a plump and beautiful woman in her thirties, with full breasts and protruding buttocks, seemingly boneless, delicate and round, charming and alluring. Cao Cao's generals were all strong men who had left their wives and children, and the army was heavily guarded. When would they allow him to do such a thing? Fortunately, today the Prime Minister showed mercy and held a feast, not only without reprimanding him, but also smiling happily.

The generals scrutinized the group of plump and alluring middle-aged female dancers, their shapely buttocks and swaying breasts, their legs spread wide, their eyes gleaming with lust, captivating and mesmerizing. These beauties also softly uttered a series of sweet, melodious moans, their wanton desires echoing endlessly.

Cao Cao, his cup never leaving his side, drank and laughed loudly: "What a fine time! None of these beauties are to leave; they will soon serve you generals. You have fought alongside me for many years, and now the unification of the world is just around the corner. Join me in this joyous celebration and peace!"

The generals were invigorated, shouting loudly: "We will serve you with the utmost loyalty, and we will never be able to repay your kindness!" Cao Cao was overjoyed and said: "Today's banquet is for celebration, not for discussing state affairs. Generals, just enjoy yourselves; I will not blame you!"

The generals, seeing the women's allure and beauty, could no longer restrain themselves; their erections surged forth, even lifting their armor.

Xu Chu and Xiahou Yuan were especially disheveled, their two enormous penises ripping open their armor and revealing their trousers. Cao Cao laughed, "You two foolish geniuses, don't worry about it, just go and have your fun." The two thanked the Prime Minister, ran into the group of dancing girls, each grabbing two beauties, and without caring about anything else, removed their armor and began to have sex with them on the table!

The remaining women, seeing the enormous penises of Xu Chu and Xiahou, secretly lamented, "Oh dear! If only we had gone forward to serve them, wouldn't we have won the favor of these two generals? Such huge cocks are truly breathtaking!" Seeing the two men's eagerness, the other generals, not wanting to be outdone, threw off their armor and went into battle bare-chested! They focused solely on finding plump, alluring beauties among the dancers, embracing them as if they had found gold, and engaging in debauchery without regard for the world. For a time, the sounds of lust on Cao Cao's large ship were deafening, the river filled with shouts of pleasure, and a multitude of fleshy rods thrusting into plump vaginas, a spectacle too much for the onlookers to handle, utterly decadent!

The soldiers of the three armies also couldn't control themselves, grabbing and rubbing the large penises incessantly. Alas, the number of dancers was limited, unable to satisfy their desires, and the warriors could only "quench their thirst with longing." Seeing this, Cao Cao immediately ordered a junior officer to report to Cao Ren, and dispatched a thousand elite troops to search for women throughout Jiangling. He also sent Xiahou Dun to the dry camp to escort women abducted from Jingzhou to the army for their debauchery.

By dusk, the two generals had brought over three thousand women. Cao Cao was overjoyed and immediately ordered his soldiers to share in the feast.

The crowd cheered and rushed forward, scrambling to grab as many as they could. Some grabbed three or four, some one or two, and some only one. In short, they took everything they wanted, and no one returned empty-handed. At a command, the entire fleet went into battle. The sounds of debauchery

filled the river, and even those on the east bank of the Yangtze could hear the extraordinary feast at Cao Cao's camp!

Zhou Yu, who was in the main camp pondering how to defeat the enemy, suddenly heard the thunderous cheers from the north bank of the Yangtze. He assumed that Cao Cao's army was crossing the river and immediately ordered Lu Su to investigate. Not long after they left, Lu Su returned, overjoyed: "What a sight!

What a sight! That scoundrel Cao Cao has gathered a harem of women over there, and he's having his soldiers indulge in debauchery by the river!" Zhou Yu was greatly surprised, thinking, "Could it be that Cao Cao, seeing that I haven't left the city for days, is plotting to lure me?" He quickly donned his armor and led his generals to the riverbank to observe. Sure enough, they saw a cluster of lights on the north bank, and could vaguely make out a mountain of flesh and a sea of flesh, engaged in fierce combat, with the incessant moans and cries of women filling the air. Zhou Yu was furious: "You lewd and pig-like Cao traitor!

Even in such agony, you're still indulging in lust! Don't you underestimate me!" Lu Su said, "I don't know what to do. We should quickly inform Master Zhuge and see what he decides to do."

Zhou Yu agreed and ordered Lu Su to quickly summon Zhuge Liang. Shortly after, Kongming arrived and, observing the scene, laughed, saying, "This is Cao Cao, overjoyed with Pang Tong's chained strategy, gloating over his victory. Well, let's not lose to him. Quickly order all the generals to follow suit." Zhou Yu was delighted upon hearing this and immediately ordered Taishi Ci to lead three thousand troops to search for women in the surrounding area. Within half an hour, they had gathered a thousand women. Zhou Yu commanded, "Soldiers, victory is within our grasp! Today you can enjoy the courtesans to your heart's content, and tomorrow we will display our might. Your debauchery will surpass Cao Cao's; anyone who fails in their duties will be executed!"

Upon hearing the order, the men of Jiangdong fought bravely, each one taking the lead, like tigers among sheep, sweeping away the women like a whirlwind, stripping them naked, and then began to ravage them right on the riverbank. Hearing the sounds of debauchery from the north bank, those on the other side were not to be outdone, and they ravaged the women with all their might, the sounds of the women gradually reaching the north bank.

Upon hearing this, Cao Cao knew it was Zhou Yu challenging him and flew into a rage, shouting, "Any general who fails in his duty will be executed!" The generals, even more valiant, dared not disobey. For a time, Cao Cao and Zhou Yu faced off on both sides of the river, neither gaining the upper hand, their shouts echoing from night until day.

This "battle of Red Cliffs" was truly a once-in-a-century spectacle!

Soon after, Cao Cao's army, exhausted from excessive revelry, and further weakened by a sudden fire attack from Jiangdong, collapsed under the intense heat of the flames. Cao Cao's army, already weakened, were further scorched by the fire, sweating profusely, and unable to withstand the onslaught. Zhou Yu seized the opportunity to launch a surprise attack, achieving a great victory. He captured all the thousands of women Cao Cao had taken as concubines, feasting for three days as a source of pride!

Meanwhile, Cao Cao, having suffered a crushing defeat, was pursued relentlessly by Zhang Fei and Zhao Yun, suffering countless deaths. Reaching Huarong Road, he was blocked by Guan Yu. Cao Cao was terrified, thinking he would die there. At that time, Cheng Yu advised, "When Guan Yu returned the sun to the Prime Minister, it brought him many benefits. How could the Prime Minister have forgotten that story of Guan Yu?" Cao Cao suddenly realized this, secretly delighted, and slowly stepped forward to ask, "Guan Yu, how have you been?"

Guan Yu immediately bowed, "My lord, how are you? Today I am acting on the orders of the military advisor, and I dare not let personal matters interfere with public duty." Cao Cao

pretended to cry, "Has Guan Yu forgotten the kindness of the sun?"

Guan Yu sighed, "The Prime Minister's kindness to me is as deep as the sea, how could I forget it?"

Cao Cao said, "Guan Yu, do you remember how I painfully gave up my beloved?"

Guan Yu was greatly shocked, thinking to himself, "Yes, yes, I was confused for a moment and made such a mistake."

Reader, do you think Guan Yu was so alarmed? There is quite a story behind this, let me tell you in detail. Before, when Guan Yu surrendered to Cao Cao from Xiapi, Cao Cao treated him very well, first sending him beautiful women and gold foil, and then the precious Red Hare. Cao Cao was afraid that Guan Yu would feel uneasy, so he specially invited Guan Yu to his residence for a feast. Although Guan Yu had affairs with Lady Gan and Lady Mi, he was ultimately restrained by their relationship and dared not be too forward.

Cao Cao knew that Guan Yu was fond of women of advanced age, so he secretly made arrangements. One day, Cao Cao invited Guan Yu to a banquet. After drinking several cups of wine, Cao Cao asked him to change his clothes. Guan Yu was depressed and continued drinking. After a while, a beautiful middle-aged woman of about forty-five or forty-six years old appeared. Guan Yu was already drunk, but seeing a beautiful woman, he was overjoyed. Without asking her appearance, he embraced her and kissed her lips. The woman did not resist and let Guan Yu kiss her incessantly.

Guan Yu was delighted, lifted his robe, took out his precious sword, and right there in the banquet, he and the woman consummated their relationship.

Afterwards, Guan Yu asked, "Who are you, woman who has taken a liking to me?"

The woman replied, "I am Liu, the wife of the Prime Minister."

Guan Yu was greatly alarmed: "Wouldn't this kill me? Cao Cao has taken the Prime Minister's wife; how can I possibly survive?"

Liu said, "This is the Prime Minister's arrangement, that I accompany the General. Besides, I have long been deprived of the Prime Minister's favor; to serve the General for a moment is a pleasure."

Guan Yu was so shocked that his manhood opened wide, soaking his trousers. A short while later, Cao Cao came out and laughed, "Yun Chang, are you enjoying yourself?"

Guan Yu was so shocked that he knelt down and said, "Guan Yu deserves death! Prime Minister, please quickly behead me!"

Cao Cao laughed loudly, "It's alright; this is what I wish for. I only ask that Yun Chang do his best and not have any other thoughts."

This matter was only known to Cao Cao and his trusted advisors. Today, the situation is urgent, and there is no time to worry about such things. Yun Chang sighed, “It is my fault, Prime Minister. If I had not let them go, I would have killed them. How could that be reasonable?” He then turned back and released Cao Cao and his men one by one. This is the true

story of Yun Chang’s righteous release of Cao Cao at Huarong Pass (09).

It is said that Zhou Gongjin defeated Cao Cao at the Battle of Red Cliffs and returned in complete victory. He took the opportunity to take Jingzhou and Xiangyang. However, Zhuge Liang had long been aware of this, so he devised a plan at Youjiang: first, he would let Zhou Yu fight Cao Ren, while he himself would take advantage of the two tigers fighting for food to take Nanjun, Jingzhou and Xiangyang in succession. Zhou Yu was furious, and his arrow wound relapsed. He shouted loudly under the city of Nanjun and fell off his horse.

Lu Su went to Nanjun to persuade Kongming to return Jingzhou, but Kongming tricked him and he returned without success. Taking advantage of the fact that Sun and Cao were too busy to look south, Zhuge Liang proposed to take the four counties of Wuling, Changsha, Guiyang and Lingling to accumulate money and grain as a foundation.

Zhuge Liang personally led the army and took Lingling first. Zhao Yun was ordered to lead 3,000 troops to capture Guiyang.

But let's leave that aside for now. The prefect of Lingling, Zhao Fan, could not match Zilong's bravery and surrendered quickly. Zhao Fan went to Zhao Yun's camp and they reminisced about their friendship.

It turned out they were from the same hometown, born in the same year, and shared the same surname; they got along very well and became sworn brothers. They drank for a long time, then Zhao Fan took his leave, saying, "Brother, please calm down. I'll go to Lingling to appease the people. Tomorrow, when the city opens, we'll drink together again." Zhao Yun was delighted, but only instructed him to "be careful." Zhao Fan bid farewell to Zilong and returned to the city.

Leaving aside Zilong, let's focus on Zhao Fan. Upon returning to the city, he first went to his residence to see his sister-in-law. It turned out that Zhao Fan's elder brother had died early, leaving behind his sister-in-law, Lady Fan. Zhao Fan was a kind and honest man, and thus, in serving his sister-in-law for three years, he had not transgressed any morally.

Zhao Fan arrived excitedly, running all the way. Before even entering the main room, he shouted, "Sister-in-law, what a joyous occasion!"

A beaded curtain fluttered in the inner chamber, and a plump middle-aged woman dressed in white mourning clothes emerged. She was indeed breathtakingly beautiful: her skin was like jade, her face like a flower, lightly made up, her waist slender, her figure delicate and frail; her eyes were bright and expressive, her lips red and teeth white, her breasts fragrant and tender, her hips round and firm. It was a pity that she had no suitor, wasting this beautiful and charming woman's life.

Madam Fan smiled and said softly, "My dear brother, what is there to be happy about?"

Zhao Fan laughed and said, "I've found you a good husband!"

Madam Fan laughed and scolded, "What nonsense are you talking about! Where have you found me a husband?"

Zhao Fan said, "Do you know Zhao Yun of Changshan, who served under Liu Bei?"

Madam Fan said, "Isn't that Zhao Zilong, who carried A Dou at Changban in Dangyang?"

Zhao Fan laughed and said, "That's him! I met him today, and we got along very well. We became sworn brothers." "My sister-in-law wants to find someone outstanding in talent and appearance, who also shares the same surname as my brother. Now, looking at Brother Zilong, his martial arts are unparalleled, his appearance is handsome, and he shares the same surname as my family. It's not a good situation for you to be a widow; why not marry Zhao Yun and make it a happy occasion?"

Lady Fan blushed with shame, feigning surprise, "What a thoughtless brother! How could you agree so readily?"

Zhao Fan laughed, "Not yet! I came to tell you first, and tomorrow I'll invite Zilong to meet me."

Lady Fan was truly shy and hurriedly returned to her room. Zhao Fan was overjoyed, drinking until midnight, waiting to propose marriage to his brother the next day.

The next day, Zhao Yun led his army to the walls of Guiyang City. Zhao Fan received him, and the two laughed heartily, entering the mansion for a joyous celebration.

Halfway through the night, Zhao Yun became slightly drunk. Zhao Fan then provoked him, asking, "How old are you, brother?"

Zhao Yun smiled and replied, "I've wasted my youth and am nearly forty."

Zhao Fan asked suspiciously, "Have you taken a wife, brother?"

Yun smiled and said, "I've been busy all year, focused solely on the Emperor's cause. How could I have any personal desires? I have no wife."

Fan was delighted and said, "In that case, I've found you a good match!"

Zilong, already drunk, laughed loudly, "What are you saying, brother? How can you trouble your brother with such matters? I will choose a woman to marry when the Emperor's cause is accomplished."

Zhao Fan also laughed loudly, "Brother, you're mistaken! As the saying goes, harmony in the family brings prosperity. Without a virtuous wife, how can one strive to serve the lord? Brother, you must not waste your youth. I see that you are unparalleled in martial arts and handsome in appearance. What woman wouldn't be moved? This matter rests entirely on my shoulders."

The reader may not know that although Zilong was a peerless hero, a true man returns to his roots and longs for a place to settle down. How could a husband remain unmarried for life? It was only because Zhao Yun was devoted to Liu Bei's cause that he had delayed marriage.

Today, however, Zhao Fan's words stirred his heart. Zilong thought, "As the saying goes, of the three unfilial acts, the greatest is to have no descendants. My parents died early, and I have no children. I fight so fiercely on the battlefield, and I am bound to perish. If I lose my life, Zhao Yun's death is insignificant, but what will become of my descendants? How can my Zhao family continue to serve our lord?" Zhao Fan, a shrewd man, seeing his brother's silent demeanor, knew there was a chance, and said, "Brother, listen to me. I have a distant female relative who has been widowed for three years and remains so. Imagine a woman alone, without support, how difficult it must be! If there is war, how can I protect my entire family alone? Why not marry my brother and become his wife? It would be good for both of us."

Zhao Yun frowned and said, "To remarry after widowhood is to lose one's virtue. I dare not do it.

" Laughing, he said, "Brother, you're so foolish! Is she destined to be a widow? Heaven may be unjust, how can you blame her? If you can find a suitable husband and marry her, she can be spared a lonely life! She has no children and her beauty hasn't faded, brother, you shouldn't refuse." Zhao Yun

said, "My dear brother, how can you teach me to do such an unjust thing?"

Zhao Fan said, "Brother, don't be delusional! You've been fighting on the battlefield for years, can you guarantee you'll never be injured? If you really lose your life, who will continue your lineage?" Yun sighed

, "It is precisely because I, Zhao Yun, have been stained with blood that I am unwilling to marry casually. Otherwise, would you, my relative, become my widow?"

Zhao Fan was speechless, and after a long while, he said, "Brother, you are kind-hearted, I won't force you any further." Then he and Zhao Yun drank wine to relieve their boredom.

While the two of them were talking, Lady Fan was already spying from the inner room. Seeing Zhao Zilong of Changshan, so strong and handsome, with such chivalrous spirit, how could the heart of this widowed woman, long grieving, not be moved? Lady Fan had never seen such a hero before, and was truly unsettled, pressing her hand to her chest, her breathing rapid. She felt a burning sensation in her chest, her face flushed.

A lonely woman's heart stirred, a smoldering passion igniting within her!

Zhao Fan, having already noticed his sister-in-law beside him, secretly gave her a wink, then took a packet of powder from his sleeve and sprinkled it into Zhao Yun's cup. Zilong, having drunk much, was already asleep at the table and didn't notice. Zhao Fan raised his cup in greeting: "Brother, drink again!"

Zilong didn't ask any questions and drank it all in one gulp. Seeing that Zilong had drunk the wine, Fan invited Lady Fan to join them at the table.

Lady Fan lowered her head in shame and slowly took her seat, first toasting Zhao Yun. Yun asked curiously, "Who is this lady?"

Lady Fan replied, "This humble servant is Brother Zhao Fan and his wife."

Yun was about to rise and bow to avoid her when he felt an unbearable heat coursing through his body, and he only wanted to undress to receive her. Zilong assumed it was due to excessive drinking and the effects of the alcohol. Unexpectedly, even his "long spear" (a euphemism for erection) couldn't help but rise high! Yun realized he had been tricked and cursed Zhao Fan, "You beast! I said I wouldn't, why did you set this up to harm me?"

Zhao Fan apologized with a smile, "Brother, please don't be angry, it's not like that, you won't marry my widowed sister-in-law!"

Yun was furious, and kicked Zhao Fan, leaving him bruised and swollen. Zhao Fan hurriedly scrambled away, shouting, "Brother, don't be angry, just marry your sister-in-law!"

Zilong's anger surged, his blood boiled, and his "long spear" (another euphemism for erection) stood erect like a pillar reaching the sky! Lady Fan, seeing this, was first startled, her face flushed, and her heart pounded wildly. She no longer cared about her dignity, only wanting to be a perfect match with Zhao Yun!

Zhao Yun, under the influence of Zhao Fan's aphrodisiac, was overcome with lust. Despite his attempts to suppress it, the drug's power proved too much for him. Seeing Lady Fan dressed in white, her figure voluptuous and elegant, so charming and alluring, Zhao Yun seized the beautiful woman and began kissing her passionately. Lady Fan, startled, resisted half-heartedly; Zhao Yun roared, "You slut! Why don't you submit? I, Zhao Yun, have already been betrayed by you. If you dare to do anything more, I will not spare your life!" With that, he drew his sword and ripped Lady Fan's clothes clean. Lady Fan, terrified, did nothing to stop him.

Zhao Yun, now beyond his control, removed his armor and weapons, and began teasing Lady Fan's body with his spear. The woman's skin was as white as snow, her breasts high and firm, her hips round and plump, her beauty delicate and captivating. Zhao Yun had seen many women, but none as alluring and seductive as this. Fueled by the aphrodisiac, he couldn't help but reach out and wildly grope Lady Fan! Fan Shi, enjoying herself, let out a soft moan; Zilong embraced the woman's beautiful body, kneading and nibbling.

Soon, Fan Shi's lower body was gushing with lustful fluids, and she went limp. Zhao Yun, holding his "long spear," aimed at the woman's approach and struck with lightning speed and precision! Fan Shi felt a blockage in her orifice, her body stiffened, and she stopped moving. Seeing the woman's alluring beauty, Zhao Yun was overjoyed and laughed, "Although I, Old Zhao, have never had sexual relations, I am no less skilled than my three brothers!"

Full of confidence, he unleashed his unparalleled "spear technique," eliciting incessant moans and cries of lust from Fan Shi from the very beginning.

Zilong, worthy of being called the Tiger General of Changshan, had actually applied this deadly spear technique to penetration; moreover, his original spear technique was extremely vicious, killing his enemies within three moves. Now, facing Fan Shi, he naturally displayed this skill to its fullest extent. Now

, dear reader, why did Fan Shi lose her husband? It turned out that Lady Fan had possessed exceptional skills in sexual matters since childhood, handling them with ease.

Zhao Fan's elder brother, a frail scholar, could not withstand this woman's nightly lewdness and thus died young. Zhao Zilong, after only three exchanges with Lady Fan, was greatly alarmed: "This woman is so formidable! I underestimated her. Very well, let me show you my power!"

Zilong, being a peerless warrior, overwhelmed Lady Fan, who was utterly defeated, letting out loud howls and climaxing eight or nine times, yet Zhao Zilong still did not rest. Lady Fan pleaded, "General, please stop! My humble abode is dry!"

Zilong laughed, "Very well! Let's see if you dare to do that again!"

Lady Fan almost wept, "General, please let me go! I dare not be rude again!"

Zhao Yun laughed, "Very well, I will take you as my concubine, that will not dishonor you."

Lady Fan dared not disobey. Zhao Fan, however, was overjoyed. He first apologized to Zhao Yun and then chose a date for the wedding. Thus, Zilong married Lady Fan, but fearing gossip, he only said she was a distant cousin. Hence the rumor that Zilong never married. This matter was not officially settled until Liu Bei entered Sichuan and became the ruler.

Now, Guan Yu, after seizing Jingzhou, heard that his second brother Yide and fourth brother Zilong had each taken two counties. Guan Yu was a competitive man, how could he sit still? He quickly led five hundred soldiers to see Xuande. Kongming laughed and said, "Changsha cannot be taken without Guan Yu. I have heard that the old general Huang Zhong, although nearly sixty years old, has superb martial arts and is by no means ordinary. Guan Yu must not be careless." Guan Yu

laughed and said, "Strategist, do not worry, I will bring Huang Zhong's head to see my brother and strategist!" Then he led his army away. Xuande, fearing that Guan Yu might be lost, personally led troops with Kongming to meet him.

Enough of the preamble. Guan Yu and Huang Zhong fought for three days without a victor. Han Xuan, believing Huang Zhong to be a traitor, ordered his execution. Fortunately, Wei Yan killed Han Xuan and rescued Huang Zhong. Guan Yu then captured Changsha. Huang Zhong, a man of iron will, refused to surrender and refused to leave his residence.

At this time, Xuande had not yet arrived in Changsha. Guan Yu thought, "Since Huang Zhong refuses to see me, why don't I go and invite him myself? This man's martial arts are superb. If I can persuade him to surrender and help my brother, wouldn't that be wonderful?" So he went to Huang Zhong's residence. After knocking on the door, he entered to see Huang Zhong. Huang Zhong was resting in the backyard at this time. Knowing that Guan Yu had arrived, he did not greet him but pretended to be asleep.

Guan Yu waited for a long time, but Huang Zhong did not get up. Knowing that Huang Zhong was of a strong character, he could not bear to force him and was about to leave. At this moment, a plump, white noblewoman of about fifty years old, dressed in bright clothes, came out of the house. Upon seeing Yun Chang, the woman first bowed deeply and apologized, "General, I am Huang Zhong's wife."

Yun Chang noticed that although Madam Huang was a fifty-year-old woman, she was remarkably well-preserved, with fair and tender skin, a plump figure, and undiminished beauty and charm. Yun Chang was particularly fond of older women, and seeing Madam Huang's allure, his heart stirred, and his lust slowly began to stir!

Madam Huang led Yun Chang into the back courtyard house, looking at Huang Zhong and sighing, "My old man has always had this peculiar temper, General, please don't be offended, I will explain it to him slowly."

Yun Chang bowed and said, "Thank you, Madam! With General Huang's assistance, my brother will be even more powerful!"

He then secretly lifted his robe, deliberately revealing his large penis to Madam Huang.

Madam Huang, because Huang Zhong was old, had not been intimate with him for a long time. Now, seeing Yun Chang in his prime, heroic and handsome, and possessing considerable talent, she was very fond of him. Suddenly, seeing Yun Chang slightly lift his robe, she was startled to see Yun Chang's large penis! Startled, she thought, "What a thick one! My old man Huang, though valiant, when did he ever possess such a gigantic root? This Yun Chang is still young; he must be ten times more valiant than old man Huang!" Thinking this, Madam Huang felt somewhat disoriented.

Since Yun Chang's affairs with Madam Mi and Madam Gan, he had often been with mature women, and she knew he was melancholic and lacked sexual desire. Old man Huang Zhong was a fierce and impulsive man, naturally incapable of romance, and undoubtedly quite unskilled in bed. This Madam Huang was ten years younger than Huang Zhong, and so beautiful and voluptuous; she must be a mature woman with a keen sense of desire!

Guan Yu was overjoyed, thinking, "If this old woman is reasonable, Huang Zhong will surely be my brother's! And I'll get a romantic encounter too, wouldn't that be perfect?" He then provocatively said, "General Huang is incredibly brave, I admire him greatly! I wonder if you and he are still as loving as ever?" Lady Huang was greatly embarrassed, her face turning red to her ears. After a long pause, she said, "General Guan, what are you saying? How can you speak of such private matters so casually?" Her heart, however, was pounding like a rabbit.

Seeing Lady Huang's affected and seductive manner, Guan Yu was even more pleased. He mustered his courage and laughed, "Lady, there's no need to be ashamed. I'm just afraid that General Huang is getting old and his desires are waning, so I asked: Do you still desire intimacy?"

Lady Huang was utterly ashamed. Without waiting for her answer, Guan Yu boldly pulled Lady Huang into his arms right there at the table. Lady Huang was shocked and was about to cry out when Guan Yu quickly covered her mouth, whispering, "Madam, don't panic. I only wish to enjoy myself with you for a moment today, and I have no intention of harming you! If you are willing to persuade General Huang to surrender to my brother, I will serve you with pleasure every day from now on!"

Guan Yu didn't wait for Lady Huang's reply, and pressed her down, embracing her plump waist and kissing her face wildly. Lady Huang was pinned down by Guan Yu and couldn't move. She felt a thick, powerful rod pressing against her long-dormant orifice, making it itch terribly. She tried to struggle, but felt a heat in her orifice, and her juices flowed out.

Lady Huang was like dry tinder, long deprived of affection, and she couldn't resist Guan Yu's intimacy. He stripped her of her silk robes, revealing her plump, fragrant body, and a sweet, intoxicating scent wafted through the air. Seeing the old woman's alluring beauty at such a young age, Yun Chang was overjoyed. He embraced her ample breasts, kissing and biting them incessantly like "eating steamed buns." He himself, however, stripped off his clothes, gripped his "great sword," and raised it high, ready to fight!

Madam Huang struggled fiercely, but only became more aroused and frenzied. Her long-unused breasts and vulva were being played with by Yun Chang to the point of ecstasy, overflowing with lustful fluids that soaked her elegant and luxurious body. She dared not cry out too loudly, lest Huang Zhong notice, so she grabbed a piece of clothing and stuffed it into her mouth. Her entire plump body writhed even more like a snake, appearing even more lewd.

Seeing the old woman's lust, Yun Chang was overjoyed and raised his precious sword to strike Madam Huang! He thrust forcefully and violently, striking her over a hundred times. Madam Huang was already like a limp rag doll, only able to moan softly. Yun Chang dared not linger, quickly ejaculating and finishing.

He then dressed Madam Huang, tidied her hair, thanked her, and secretly left.

Now, Lady Huang, still lustful after being with Yun Chang, immediately went to the backyard to find Huang Zhong. Huang Zhong was still fast asleep in the pavilion, completely naked, his chest and breasts exposed. The reader doesn't know that Huang Zhong had been sleeping naked since childhood, a habit he couldn't break even in old age.

Seeing her husband's large penis, comparable to Yun Chang's, Lady Huang couldn't resist her lust. She removed all her clothes and reached out her delicate hand to grasp and rub her husband's large penis. Huang Zhong, in his dream, felt a beautiful woman throwing herself into his arms, an intense itch, and was overjoyed. He quickly bent down to meet her. Lady Huang, at this moment, was straddling Huang Zhong's penis, writhing up and down, enjoying herself.

She saw that Huang Zhong's penis was like iron, swollen and ready to ejaculate.

Lady Huang was delighted. She dismounted, took her husband's large knife into her mouth, and sucked and squeezed it wildly! In his dream, Huang Zhong felt that the beauty's vagina was like a clamp, tightly gripping his penis and not letting go. He thrust hard, and with a "plop" sound, a stream of semen entered Huang's wife's cherry-like mouth. Huang Zhong woke up at this time and saw his wife licking his penis. He was so happy that he shouted, "Good wife! How loving! That didn't count. Let's have fun together again!" After saying that, he continued to have sex with Huang's wife, and he did his best. His

wife was also happy. The two of them were entangled for an hour, writhing and groaning. In the end, he was old and his semen was weak. He was reluctant to part. His wife advised Huang Zhong to surrender to the emperor. Huang Zhong was so grateful to his wife. How could he not obey? He quickly surrendered. Huang's wife was also happy. In the future, she would have two tiger generals, Huang Zhong and Guan Yu, to serve her. It was a blessing from heaven!

Anecdotes of the Three Kingdoms (10)

After Huang Zhong joined Liu Bei, Liu Bei treated him very well, calling him "Old General" and treating him with the respect due to a father or elder brother. Zhong was deeply grateful for Liu Bei's kindness and worked diligently without shirking his duties. Liu Bei, having gained Wei Yan, now had five great generals, and with Zhuge Liang's brilliant strategies, he could rest easy.

At that time, Zhang Liao had just defeated Eastern Wu and killed Taishi Ci with an arrow. For a long time afterward, neither Sun Quan nor Cao Cao had time to look westward, and the eight commanderies of Jingzhou were peaceful and prosperous. Liu Bei, having endured the hardships of exile for so long, rarely had such leisure, so he often hosted banquets for his civil and military officials, sharing in their wealth and glory. Liu Bei, being a lustful man, added many beautiful dancers and women, leading his brothers in debauchery day and night, creating quite a scene.

Meanwhile, after Huang Zhong surrendered to Liu Bei, Lady Huang had been with him day and night. However, Huang Zhong was old and could not last long. He could not maintain his position for more than a month.

Lady Huang was depressed, thinking of how to rekindle their old relationship with Yun Chang. But Yun Chang was guarding the important city of Jingzhou; how could she accompany him every night? Lady Huang suffered from constant itching in her breasts and profuse discharge, and could only manage to quench her thirst by dragging Huang Zhong along; however, it was a drop in the ocean, and the old general, unable to bear such a thankless task, simply packed up his belongings and moved to the barracks. Lady Huang was furious, thinking to herself, "You old fool, how utterly incompetent you are! I'll go find a good man myself and make you furious!"

However, Lady Huang was a noblewoman who rarely left her home; where could she find a suitable husband? She could only take advantage of the quiet of the night, lying alone on her bed, naked, pleasuring herself with her plump, white flesh. She was obese and extremely frail, becoming breathless after only a few strokes; moreover, it wasn't as pleasurable as being on top of a strong man. Helpless, she could only indulge herself, her heart filled with restlessness.

That night, Lady Huang was again playing with her acupoints on the bed, and after only a short while, she was moaning softly, collapsing limply onto the bed. As fate would have it, a lover happened to walk by at that moment. Who was he? It was none other than Liu Qi, the young master who had previously had an affair with Lady Gan.

Since Zhan Tangtou's affair with Lady Gan, Liu Bei had also been aware of it, but out of consideration for their relationship, he couldn't bear to punish him, turning a blind eye. Unexpectedly, Liu Qi was unfazed, becoming even more smug and using his power to seduce women of marriageable age.

One day, bored out of his mind, he happened to pass by Madam Huang's door and overheard a delicate, seductive voice inside, which stirred his desire. Liu Qi, a seasoned lecher, knew he had a chance, so he climbed over the wall and peered through the window at Madam Huang's self-pleasuring erotic scene. Liu Qi's ears burned, his heart pounded, and his penis throbbed with desire. Liu Qi thought to himself, "This old Madam Huang is so flirtatious. At her age, she's still so wanton. It would be quite interesting to have some fun with her."

Liu Qi had indulged in too much lust in the past, and was now at his limit. But once lust

took hold, how could he resist? Even if it meant death, he wanted to be a romantic ghost. Seeing that no one was around, he quietly opened the window, jumped in, and went straight to Madam Huang.

Madam Huang was completely entranced, disoriented, as if in a dreamlike fairyland. Liu Qi hurriedly stripped off his clothes, groped the woman's plump legs, and climbed onto the bed. He positioned his white penis, aimed at the woman's old, wanton vagina, and thrust it inside, kissing and grabbing her as he fucked her.

The woman felt incredibly comfortable in her old vagina, as if she were dreaming of intercourse with her lover. She was overjoyed, bending over to welcome him, flattering him in every way. The old woman's plump breasts were like balls, held tightly by Liu Qi, who seemed to want to swallow them whole! The woman was a mature woman, her vagina loose and wanton, constantly moaning, "Hurry up and pull out! Don't stop!" One must know that such a mature woman should not be fucked roughly; one must slowly train her lust to arouse her before one can bring her to climax.

Although Liu Qi was skilled in the art of vaginal penetration, he was too impatient, wanting the woman to be completely submissive from the start. Therefore, he often ejaculated until he was exhausted, yet still couldn't get the woman's full pleasure. Seeing Madam Huang moaning and groaning so wantonly, he grew even more impatient, thrusting wildly, eager to quickly rape this old slut. Madam

Huang was plump, with a full, lustful vagina, and years of experience in bed made her endurance and stamina high. She simply clung tightly to the handsome young man beside her, moaning and groaning, urging him to exert himself. Madam Huang herself draped her fat body over Liu Qi, deriving boundless pleasure without expending any effort. Liu Qi, that fool, was even more determined the more the old woman pressured him. Before long, before Madam Huang had even recovered, he had already ejaculated.

Madam Huang was unwilling to let go, grabbing him tightly and saying, "If you don't serve me well today, I'll report you to my uncle!" Liu Qi, also unwilling to part with this beautiful slut, resumed his assault on Madam Huang. After four or five more rounds, Liu Qi felt a sharp pain in his back, his legs cramped, and his penis and scrotum trembled uncontrollably. His ears rang, and he felt dizzy and lightheaded.

Knowing things were going badly, Liu Qi tried to pull away, but Madam Huang's fat legs held him firmly, the two lewd women swinging incessantly. Liu Qi cried out, "Fine, even in death I'll die a romantic death!" Suddenly, he regained his grip, becoming frenzied and ruthless, raping her wildly over a hundred times, causing Madam Huang's juices to gush forth, almost draining her dry!

Madam Huang cried out in a wanton voice, "Good sir! You've made your mother die!"

Liu Qi roared wildly, "Afraid you won't die? I want you to die with me!"

With that, he forcefully released his semen, which, like a sharp sword, plunged straight into Madam Huang's fleshy orifice. Liu Qi roared, his vision went black, and he collapsed onto Madam Huang's breasts with a "thud," unable to get up again. Madam Huang let out several wanton cries, feeling her lustful fluids gushing out like a flood, a torrential downpour.

She cried out, "Good man, even death would be worth it! You've truly made me feel like I'm in heaven!"

After a few more cries, her eyes rolled back, and she died.

Madam Huang didn't wake up until the next day. Reaching out, she felt a pale young man lying coldly beside her. Madam Huang then remembered her affair the previous night and was horrified! Opening her eyes, she saw that Liu Qi had already rolled back his head and was dead for some time! Madam Huang screamed in terror and immediately fainted.

The servants rushed over and saw Madam Huang lying on the ground, a handsome young man naked and dead on the bed. They assumed he had attempted to rape her but was killed by her instead. The servants hurriedly informed Huang Zhong, who quickly reported to Liu Bei, "Liu Qi attempted to rape my wife, but he died from exhaustion in bed. My wife fought back bravely, and although there were signs of being violated, there was no actual rape. Please, Imperial Uncle, decide what to do." Liu Bei was secretly pleased that Liu Qi was dead, and that he could rightfully become the ruler of Jingzhou. He didn't ask any further questions and immediately held a funeral.

Now, with Liu Qi's death, Lady Gan was heartbroken. Moreover, Liu Bei was fickle and indulged in pleasure day and night, leaving Lady Gan without even a man.

She was also a lustful woman, and with no one interested in her, she longed for a lover. After Liu Qi's death, Lady Gan was overwhelmed with fear and soon fell ill and died. Huang Zhong, though not very stamina-wise, was a fierce and powerful general. Having never fought on the battlefield, where could he expend his pent-up energy? Whenever Huang Zhong recalled the beautiful times his wife had played the flute for him, and knowing that his beloved wife was now dead, he couldn't help but feel sorrow.

Lady Gan saw this and was delighted, thinking to herself, "Why not make a relationship with this old man Huang Zhong? He's a peerless general; even in his old age and declining health, he's still better than my uncle!" So she kept a close eye on him, hoping to find an opportunity.

At that time, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei were both in Jingzhou. Liu Bei wanted to see his two brothers, so he brought Lady Gan, Zhuge Liang, Huang Zhong, and Wei Yan with him. That night, they drank merrily, which goes without saying. Lady Gan was also present, joining my uncle in entertaining the guests. Liu Bei and Zhuge Liang couldn't hold their liquor and had important matters to attend to, so they left after a few drinks, leaving Lady Gan to keep them company. Wei Yan was a restless man, and during the banquet, seeing Lady Gan's beautiful and charming appearance, he couldn't help but be tempted by her. At this time, the group of dancers and singers were flirting with Guan Yu and Zhang Fei, only wanting their attention.

Wei Yan, emboldened by lust, rushed to Lady Gan's side while everyone was unaware and roughly groped her breasts! Lady Gan cried out in pain. Guan Yu and Zhang Fei, preoccupied with flirting with the dancers, didn't hear him. Wei Yan was overjoyed and reached out to grab Lady Gan's buttocks, ready to assault her.

Lady Gan, disgusted by Wei Yan's insolence, screamed loudly. At that moment, Huang Zhong, old and rigid, was drinking to relieve his boredom because he was not favored by the dancers. Suddenly, he saw Wei Yan molesting his mistress. Huang Zhong was furious, drew his bamboo-jointed steel whip from his waist, and lashed Wei Yan's buttocks hard! Wei Yan's erect penis was almost bursting out from the blow, and he was in excruciating pain, nearly fainting. Huang Zhong, considering the feelings of Lady Gan, Guan Yu, and Zhang Fei, could only whisper, "You little beast! If you dare to be disrespectful again, you will be killed without mercy!"

Wei Yan dared not argue with Huang Zhong and could only accept his bad luck and obediently retreat. Lady Gan, still shaken, trembled and collapsed into Huang Zhong's arms, crying, "Thanks to you, General! I was almost humiliated by that scoundrel Wei Yan!"

Embraced by the beauty, Huang Zhong was overjoyed. He grasped Lady Gan's slender waist and comforted her, "Don't be alarmed, Madam. With me here, that scoundrel Wei Yan will not dare to be so rude!"

Although Lady Gan continued to weep, she was secretly delighted. Pulling Huang Zhong along, she adopted a coquettish demeanor, saying, "General, this place is too noisy and noisy. Come with me." With that, she secretly squeezed Huang Zhong's aging "big knife."

Huang Zhong's penis instantly hardened at the touch, his heart pounding. He followed the lady into the inner chamber. Lady Gan's wanton behavior was on full display. Huang Zhong couldn't resist. He grabbed her ample buttocks and kissed her. Lady Gan was overjoyed. She removed her clothes and rubbed her jade-like breasts against Huang Zhong's chest. Huang Zhong was utterly terrified, repeatedly crying out, "My dear wife, this old general can finally repay the Imperial Uncle's kindness today! I will serve you well!"

Guan Yu and Zhang Fei, who were enjoying themselves with a group of dancers, turned around and couldn't find Huang Zhong and Lady Gan. Zhang Fei exclaimed in alarm, "That's it! That old man Huang Zhong must have gone off to have fun with my sister-in-law behind our backs! Quickly, go find him, don't let that old scoundrel get away with it!"

Guan Yu said, "That's right!"

The two of them ignored the ordinary women and searched everywhere. Before long, they saw Lady Gan and Huang Zhong lying together, deeply entwined. Huang Zhong, with his old, worn-out skin, was actually making Lady Gan cry out in pleasure, which was truly enviable to onlookers!

Zhang Fei couldn't help but shout, "Sister-in-law, you can't be having an affair with this old man Huang alone! I want to be your husband too!" With that, he jumped up, pressed down on Huang Zhong's back, and forcefully pushed him down.

How could Huang Zhong withstand Zhang Fei's strength? His penis, which had already been swollen and ready to ejaculate, was suddenly emptied with a "whoosh." Huang Zhong angrily cursed, "You treacherous black bastard, how dare you ruin my good time?"

Zhang Fei cursed, "You old scoundrel, you took advantage of my inattention to commit adultery with my sister-in-law? I am your brother, why can't I?" With that, he pushed Huang Zhong away, and while Lady Gan's vulva was still open, he raised his black spear and began to masturbate again.

Lady Gan, not yet exhausted by Huang Zhong's ministrations, was delighted to be penetrated by Zhang Fei again, exclaiming, "Good third brother! You know how to treat your sister-in-law well!"

Zhang Fei was overjoyed: "Thank you, sister-in-law. Let's see how my skills compare to that old devil's!"

After penetrating three or four hundred times, Zhang Fei's penis, as hard as iron, finally gave way. Guan Yu said, "Neither of you two can do it! Watch me." He drew his red-faced Guan Yu sword and began penetrating Lady Gan again!

By then, Lady Gan had already climaxed several times from Zhang Fei's vigorous penetration. Guan Yu's penis was quite large, and he was well-versed in the art of penetration; how could Lady Gan resist? She climaxed again, moaning and pleading. Guan Yu wouldn't listen, shouting, "If third brother and Hansheng can do it, why can't I?" He then violently raped his sister-in-law, even more so than Zhang Fei and Huang Zhong.

Lady Gan felt her vagina burning like fire, painful and cracked; her vaginal fluids had long since dried up, leaving only menstrual blood. Lady Gan, sobbing, pleaded, "Yun Chang, please spare my sister-in-law! I'm about to die!"

Yun Chang roared, "What nonsense! I'm not satisfied yet!" He continued his incestuous affair with Lady Gan until she finally succumbed to her lust and died! Guan

Yu, Zhang Fei, and Huang Zhong were horrified and bewildered. After much deliberation, they had no choice but to go to Liu Bei to apologize. Liu Bei laughed and asked, "Are you all happy?"

Zhang Fei shouted, "How could we not be? My brother's penis is completely chapped from being squeezed by my sister-in-law!"

Xuan De exclaimed happily, "Alright! Now I can enjoy all the mature women in the world without worrying about my wife's scolding!"

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