[Wuxia] A Collection of Adult Versions of the Four Great Classical Novels (Complete) - 4

Anecdotes of the Three Kingdoms (01)

Since Luo Guanzhong wrote "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", everyone has believed it to be true, only saying that Guan Yu was a hero. But they don't know that "food and sex are human nature" - after capturing and killing Lü Bu in Xiapi City, Guan Yu repeatedly asked Cao Cao for a concubine from Lü Bu. Cao Cao suspected that the girl was beautiful and took her for himself, which displeased Guan Yu. I am not mocking Lord Yun Chang, but such is the nature of people, how can we fabricate and cover it up? Only by revealing the original "worldly customs" can we live up to the expectations of the world. You all only know that Yun Chang surrendered to Cao Cao to protect the emperor's sister-in-law, but you don't know the real hidden story behind it!

Back then, Liu Bei stationed his troops in Xiaopei. Cao Cao knew that Liu Bei was a dragon among men and was afraid that his wings would grow too strong, so he led an army of 200,000 to take Xuzhou. Xuande was originally an ordinary man, so he sent Zhang Fei to raid Cao Cao's camp at night. Cao Cao took the initiative and defeated him. Xuande abandoned Xiaopei and went to Yuan Shao. The Xuzhou garrison generals Mi Zhu and Jian Yong also fled. Cao Cao drove his troops straight to Xiapi.

Guan Yu protected his two sisters-in-law, desperately holding out. However, Liu Bei showed no regard for his brothers or wives, escaping alone: what a villain! As the ancients said, "If one cannot even manage one's family, how can one plan for the world?" Guan

Yu, alone in the isolated city, had no choice but to surrender. Cao Cao, who admired Guan Yu's talent and martial prowess, hosted a banquet in his honor. The next day, he returned to Xuchang. Guan Yu packed his carriages and invited his two sisters-in-law into the carriages, personally escorting them. At a roadside inn, Cao Cao, wanting to disrupt the proper relationship between ruler and subject, forced Guan Yu to share a room with his two sisters-in-law. Guan Yu stood outside with a candle, from night till dawn, showing no sign of fatigue.

That night, Guan Yu was secretly thinking of his elder brother and third brother when he suddenly heard whispers inside. Fearing something was wrong with his sisters-in-law, yet not daring to enter impolitely, Guan Yu hastily poked a hole in the window to peek. He saw his two sisters-in-law completely naked, Lady Mi kissing Lady Gan. Lady Mi was the younger sister of Mi Zhu, a woman of noble bearing, plump and fair-skinned; Lady Gan was a talented and romantic woman, skilled in poetry and prose.

The two ladies, long neglected by Liu Bei and now suffering the hardships of exile, were deeply lonely. They removed their clothes and embraced each other to relieve their desires. Guan Yu, nearing forty and still unmarried, blushed at the sight and quickly looked away.

But how could a man in his prime, without a family, not be moved? Peeking again, he saw the two sisters-in-law embracing intimately, kissing passionately, their lewd words and actions need not be described.

Guan Yu couldn't bear to leave, leaning down to steal a peek, feeling his breath quicken and his groin grow hot and firm. The two sisters-in-law's passion intensified, like fish in water: Lady Gan, adept at understanding romance, instructed Lady Mi to shout and moan, to open her red lips, to lick her fragrant tongue, to loosen her hair, to reveal her plump, white flesh… their chests pressed together, their thighs intertwined, their lips burning with passion, their starry eyes slightly open.

The captivating allure of the women was endless, and the seductive whispers were incessant.

Guan Yu, momentarily at a loss, gripped his "Guan Yu's Blade," almost bursting into the room for a fight. Just as he was hesitating, he saw a figure flash past in the back room. Guan Yu, suspecting a villain, drew his sword to investigate—it was Cao Cao! Guan Yu was shocked to see Cao Cao also spying. Cao Cao quietly called to Guan Yu, "Guan Yu, be quiet, come quickly."

Guan Yu asked, "Prime Minister, what brings you here?"

Cao Cao whispered, "Don't say anything more, just look at the erotic pictures of the Empress's sisters-in-law."

Guan Yu dared not ask further and watched with Cao Cao. The two women's moans inside grew increasingly lewd, while the two men outside grew increasingly erect. With a shout, all four ejaculated, their semen flowing across the floor. Cao Cao laughed, "Guan Yu, do you know the secret? I predict that the two women will soon be your mounts. I've had my fill, Guan Yu, you'd better act accordingly, don't miss this opportunity." He then turned and left.

Guan Yu stood there dumbfounded for a long time, his blood boiling, unable to resist the urge to leave. He waited all night, and the next day went to see Cao Cao, saying, "I, Guan Yu, am foolish and ignorant; I beg the Prime Minister to enlighten me."

Cao Cao laughed, "Yun Chang, a hero of the world, yet you have no good plan?"

Guan Yu replied shamefully, "I am but a warrior; I humbly beg the Prime Minister for a brilliant strategy." Cao Cao whispered instructions to him, saying that he could then enjoy the company of both wives. Guan Yu was overjoyed, bowed in gratitude, and left.

A few days later, he arrived in Xuchang. Cao Cao allocated a house for Guan Yu to live in and also sent him gold, silk, and beautiful women. Guan Yu thanked the Prime Minister and every day at his two sisters-in-law's door, asked, "Are you well, sisters-in-law?" His sisters-in-law, after inquiring about their uncle's condition, would say, "Uncle, please do as you please."

Only then would Guan Yu dare to leave. One day, Guan Yu heard his two sisters-in-law crying. He rushed to inquire about them, comforted them for a long time, and ordered his maids to serve them attentively before returning home. The next day, he again comforted his sisters-in-law, sending them brocade, silk, and precious tonics to win their hearts. Afterwards, he repeatedly comforted his sister-in-law with a gentle and kind demeanor, putting her at ease. His second sister-in-law, also moved by Guan Yu's kindness, often invited him to dine with her, sharing her sorrows of separation. Gradually, they became completely open and honest with each other, sharing everything.

Cao Cao, noticing Guan Yu's thin horse, gifted him the Red Hare. Guan Yu rode the Red Hare back to his residence. Lady Mi, seeing him, exclaimed excitedly, "Uncle, what a magnificent sight you are!" Guan Yu hurriedly returned the greeting.

Lady Mi, realizing her slip of the tongue, blushed deeply. Lady Gan laughed, saying, "Uncle, with this warhorse, you are like a tiger with wings, invincible!" She then took a silk handkerchief to wipe Guan Yu's sweat. Guan Yu, startled and flustered, quickly accepted the handkerchief with both hands, bowing his head in gratitude.

Others remarked, "General Guan is invincible in his bravery, and his relationship with the Empress Dowager is as close as blood; it is truly enviable."

That night, Guan Yu was restless and went straight to his two sisters-in-law's courtyard. He called out from outside the door, "Are you well, sisters-in-law? I am here to serve you."

The two ladies said, "Uncle, please come in. We are blood relatives; there is no need to avoid suspicion.

" Guan Yu then entered, dismissed the maids around him, and said, "I am deeply grateful for your kindness today."

Lady Mi laughed and said, "Uncle, what are you saying? We women were simply moved by your handsome appearance."

Lady Gan also laughed, "Uncle is a hero of the world; to have you as a wife..." "Uncle, we are truly fortunate to have been protected. We were almost in dire straits just now. If it weren't for your surrender to Cao Cao, how could we have survived?"

Guan Yu bowed his head and said, "Sister-in-law, you flatter me. I dare not accept such praise."

Lady Gan asked, "Uncle, have you ever married?"

Guan Yu replied, "I have been traveling for years and have never had a wife."

Lady Mi laughed and said, "Don't shy away. If you have someone in mind, your sister-in-law and I will act as matchmakers for you."

Guan Yu blushed and said, "I really haven't. Please don't tease me, sister-in-law."

Lady Gan teased him, "I heard that you once asked Cao Cao for a concubine from Lü Bu. Is that true?"

Guan Yu lowered his head and did not answer. Lady Mi lay on the couch, chuckling, "Yun Chang, there's no need for this. It's just human nature. Uncle, look at me and that concubine, which one is more beautiful?"

Lady Gan laughed, "Yun Chang, have you ever seen my sister and I enjoying ourselves in our private moments?"

Guan Yu, knowing his secret had been exposed, didn't try to hide it and could only admit, "I was confused for a moment, I hope you'll forgive me, sister-in-law."

Lady Gan said, "Uncle, there's no need for this. My sister and I wish to spend a night of pleasure with you, to repay your kindness and care!"

Guan Yu was shocked and said, "How can this be? Sister-in-law

, please don't talk nonsense!" Lady Mi had already removed her clothes, revealing her plump, white, fragrant skin. Her eyes were alluring, and she said in a sweet voice, "Uncle, do you think I'm comparable to Lü Bu's concubine? Today, I'm willing to serve you, please don't refuse."

Lady Gan gently took Guan Yu's arm and said, "Uncle, don't doubt it, don't miss this wonderful night." She pulled Guan Yu to the bedside, her charm stirring Guan Yu's heart.

Guan Yu thought to himself, "I've fought for my elder brother for half my life, and I'm still all alone. It's truly not easy. Now my sister-in-law is feeling lonely, and no one else knows. Why not secretly do something good for both of us?" So he embraced Lady Gan and said, "Sister-in-law, have you thought it through? You must not tell anyone about what I'm doing."

Lady Gan leaned against Guan Yu and whispered affectionately, "Uncle, please enjoy yourself. I'm willing to serve you with my body."

Guan Yu could no longer restrain himself. He embraced the petite beauty and kissed her passionately. Guan Yu was a fierce general, nine feet tall and incredibly strong.

Now, embracing Lady Gan was like lifting a chick. He tore off her clothes, lifted her up, and began to caress and kiss her.

Lady Gan cried out in a flustered voice, "Uncle, why don't you satisfy my thirst and take Lady Gan first?" Guan Yu placed Lady Gan next to Lady Mi, undressed, and got into bed. He grabbed Lady Mi's large, white breasts and played with them wantonly, making her moan and groan. Lady Gan was not to be outdone. She rolled over and climbed onto Guan Yu's back, straddling him and caressing him with kisses and licks. She then rubbed her acupoints against Guan Yu's back

. Lady Mi was caressed by Guan Yu for a long time, until she was completely limp, moaning softly. Guan Yu then raised his "Guan Yu's Great Saber" and thrust it in, displaying the martial prowess he used in battle, "slashing and hacking fiercely."

Lady Mi was a plump and fair-skinned noblewoman. Liu Bei usually treated her perfunctorily, never with the same effort as Guan Yu.

Her moans and cries were quickly cut seven or eight times by her brother's "big sword," and she cried out, "Uncle, you're so skilled! Your brother can't compare to you!" Guan Yu, praised by his sister-in-law, worked even harder, displaying all his skills. Lady Mi was completely absorbed, oblivious to the eavesdroppers outside, shouting and screaming, her lewd sounds deafening.

After about an incense stick's time, Guan Yu still showed no signs of weakness. Lady Gan said, "I can take over for you a little while longer, sister." Guan Yu immediately pulled Lady Gan down, thrusting all the way in, nine shallow thrusts followed by one deep one,

and then continued his assault on her. Even though Lady Gan was incredibly alluring, she couldn't withstand Guan Yu's divine power. His "Guan Yu's treasured sword" swung left and right like a club, sweeping and slashing, truly resembling Guan Yu's "Guan Family Sword Technique." Lady Gan initially managed to hold on, but soon she was uttering incessant moans, crying out, "Uncle's swordsmanship is unparalleled! Quickly take my life!"

Guan Yu charged forward with fierce might, having already slain Lady Gan ten times! He drew his precious sword and then killed Lady Mi. Lady Mi had been waiting anxiously for a long time, her torment unbearable, her plump legs spread wide, awaiting her fate. Guan Yu roared, exerting all his strength to fight the powerful enemy, and once again had Lady Mi thrown off her armor, her body wet with desire. Guan Yu then grasped Lady Gan's beautiful breasts, refusing to let go, his two-foot-long beard draped over her large breasts, making her unbearably itchy.

Even with Guan Yu's boundless strength, they had been fighting for an hour. Lady Mi beneath him was disoriented, only able to moan wildly. Guan Yu could still hold on, but suddenly remembered Cao Cao's secret plan—if you're going to do something, do it all! So he roared like a tiger and thrust forth!

Lady Mi was struck as if by lightning. Her eyes rolled back, and she collapsed like a worm, fainting. Lady Gan hurriedly grasped Guan Yu's penis and vigorously licked and kissed it. Before long, it became hard again. Guan Yu then took advantage of Lady Gan, doing the same thing, and also made Lady Gan ejaculate and fall down.

From then on, Guan Yu and the two imperial sisters-in-law performed the "Two Phoenixes Playing with Dragon" act every night. It was not until Yun Chang rode alone for a thousand miles, found Liu Bei, married and had children that he stopped. It is laughable that Liu Bei, who only cared about his own ambition for hegemony and did not care about the lives of his wife and children. In the end, he inevitably earned the title of "King of Green Hats" and did not know it until his death!

Anecdotes of the Three Kingdoms (02)

After Liu Xuande was defeated in Xuzhou, he started a rebellion in Runan and sent tens of thousands of troops to seize Xuchang. At that time, Cao Cao defeated Yuan Shao in Hebei. Hearing the news, he was greatly alarmed and hurriedly went south to fight Liu Bei. It's laughable that Liu Bei was truly incompetent. He arrived in Xuchang first, only to be attacked from both sides and suffer a crushing defeat. A descendant of the imperial family, a great-grandson of Prince Jing of Zhongshan, he had less than a thousand soldiers and fled to the Han River. He then sent an envoy to persuade Liu Biao of Jingzhou, who accepted him.

Liu Biao addressed Liu Bei as his younger brother, treated him with great kindness, and heavily relied on him. Liu Biao had two sons, the elder named Qi and the younger named Cong. Liu Cong was the son of Liu Biao's second wife, Lady Cai, whom Liu Biao greatly favored and wanted to make heir apparent. One day, at a banquet, Liu Biao asked Liu Bei about this. Liu Bei replied, "Since ancient times, the eldest son has been deposed and the younger son established as heir.

Brother, you should carefully consider this." Liu Biao lowered his head and remained silent. Liu Biao was inherently weak, while Lady Cai was shrewd, and he also had the support of his brother-in-law, Cai Mao.

Liu Biao was sullen and was about to speak to Liu Bei in detail when Lady Cai emerged from behind a screen, leaving him speechless. Lady Cai was a plump and beautiful woman of about thirty-five or thirty-six years old. Fearing that Cong would not be established as heir, she pestered him daily. Seeing Liu Biao's annoyance, Liu Bei quickly intervened to stop him.

Liu Bei, already aware of the situation, remained silent – a distant relative shouldn't interfere with a close one!

Lady Cai already showed displeasure, and Xuande, fearing for his life, rose to take his leave, saying, "This is a family matter for you, brother; it's not convenient for me to discuss it further. I'll take my leave now, and we'll drink together again another day." Alas, Xuande first said the eldest son shouldn't be deposed in favor of the younger, but seeing Lady Cai's anger, he changed his tune accordingly. This reveals a glimpse of Liu Bei's hypocrisy!

Lady Cai said to Liu Biao, "My lord, you mustn't trust Liu Bei. He is a ruthless and ambitious man; his service to you is truly out of necessity. Since you value him so highly, you must also tell him about your internal affairs, and be wary of him trying to seize Jingzhou for personal gain."

Liu Biao, confused and bewildered, dared not argue and could only nod and agree. Lady Cai, having reassured Liu Biao, made extra effort during their intimate moments that day. Liu Biao, already old, couldn't exert himself and collapsed the next day. Lady Cai pondered, "I've already appeased my lord. But how can I stop Liu Bei from spreading slanderous rumors?" She racked her brains but couldn't come up with a solution, so she consulted her elder brother, Cai Mao.

Mao entered the inner room, and Lady Cai dismissed the servants. Cai Mao immediately embraced Lady Cai's breasts from behind, kneading them vigorously, then pressed his lower body against her plump buttocks, his hard penis about to thrust inside. Lady Cai feigned anger, saying, "You spineless brother! Today, I'm discussing important matters with you, and you've already ejaculated!" Realizing her slip of the tongue, she couldn't help but lightly spread her slender fingers, covering her mouth with a seductive laugh. Cai Mao, taking it as an insult, laughed upon hearing the phrase "ejaculated."

Lady Cai laughed and scolded, "You damned monster, what are you thinking?"

Cai Mao replied, "My dear sister, I'm usually kept at arm's length. Today, a golden opportunity has presented itself; with Liu Biao away,

let's enjoy ourselves for a while." Lady Cai smiled and said, "Yesterday, that old man secretly conspired with that big-eared scoundrel to depose Cong'er. I managed to keep him in check and even had a night of pleasure with him. I suppose he can't move today, which is why I have time to meet you."

Cai Mao was furious: "That Liu Bei is no good! I warned him long ago, but the old scoundrel wouldn't listen. If he really deposes Cong'er, my entire Cai family will be in grave danger."

Lady Cai asked, "Brother, do you have a good plan?"

Cai Mao pondered for a long time, then whispered in his wife's ear: "Do this and that will make Liu Bei submit." Upon hearing this, Lady Cai first scolded herself, then smiled broadly, saying, "A good plan! With this approach, even the big-eared scoundrel won't refuse." She then removed her clothes, revealing her plump, white body, and began to have sex with Cai Mao…

The next day, Liu Biao was still unable to move. Cai Mao sent someone to Liu Bei's residence, saying there was urgent military business to discuss.

Xuande, hearing that Liu Biao was ill, rushed over. Upon arriving at Liu Bei's residence in Xiangyang, a servant led him to Liu Biao's inner chamber. Xuande was puzzled, saying, "Why are we discussing matters in the inner chamber with my brother?" The servant did not answer and hurriedly left. Xuande sat for a short while, then Cai Mao and Lady Cai came out.

Xuande said, "Why didn't my brother come?"

Cai Mao replied, "Our lord is unwell, and the Eastern Wu troops are invading the border, so I invited you, my uncle, to come and discuss matters."

Liu Bei said, "Since my brother is unwell, I should go and inquire about his health." He then got up to go.

Cai Mao quickly stopped him, saying, "Lord Xuande, please sit for a moment, I will go and invite him back. Sister, may you keep Xuande company for a while?" She then left.

Liu Bei and Lady Cai sat for a short while. Lady Cai first poured wine for Liu Bei, smiling and saying, "Uncle, how have you been?"

Xuande dared not refuse, hurriedly apologizing, "I am deeply grateful for your concern, sister-in-law, I am truly humbled."

Lady Cai said, "The other day, my lord discussed the matter of succession with my uncle, do you remember, uncle?"

Xuande secretly groaned, but could only reply, "It is not that Liu Bei is being rude, but for the sake of my brother's legacy, I have no choice but to reply this way. If sister-in-law doubts me, I will certainly do my utmost to protect Cong'er before my brother, and one day I will not lose my fiefdom."

Lady Cai said, "I am but a woman, ignorant of politics. My Cai family has long been envied for our wealth and status. If Cong'er is not established as heir, we will surely suffer the calamity of extermination. I beg my uncle's mercy." Having said this, she feigned a delicate, melancholic, and alluring demeanor to test Xuande.

Bei was originally a lowly shoemaker, who was usually uneducated and only concerned with hypocrisy, intrigue, and treacherous power plays. He was also very good at reading people. Now, seeing that Madam Cai's worried and distressed expression was tinged with a hint of lewd provocation, he already knew more than seventy percent of what was going on.

Xuande thought to himself, "Although this woman is my brother's wife, she is plump, beautiful, and incredibly charming. My brother is nearly sixty and still has such good fortune, yet he can't seem to enjoy it. Today's events must be Cai Mao and his sister tricking me into giving in, wanting to make Cong'er their heir. I think my brother is already old and frail; it would be better to befriend the Cai family. In the future, plotting to seize Jingzhou will be a piece of cake." He casually replied, "Since it is my sister-in-law's request, how could Liu Bei dare to disobey? Once my brother recovers, I will definitely persuade Cong'er to be the heir."

Lady Cai said happily, "If we can get your help, Uncle, the Cai family will be eternally grateful!" She then poured wine for Liu Bei and took a sachet from her inner garment, saying, "I wish to give this protective sachet to my uncle; you must not break your promise!"

Liu Bei pretended to decline, saying, "This is absolutely impossible. It is improper for men and women to exchange such things. Does my sister-in-law want to lead me into a place of immoral conduct?"

Lady Cai laughed and said, "Uncle, there's no need for that. We're like family; there's no need to avoid suspicion." She pressed the alluring object into Xuande's hand, saying, "Uncle, please keep it safe. My family's fate rests in your hands." She then secretly touched Xuande's palm.

Liu Bei knew perfectly well what was going on, but feigned alarm, saying, "Sister-in-law, please don't be suspicious. I will need your help in the future. If I succeed, I will never forget you." He then rose to leave.

Lady Cai suddenly grabbed Liu Bei's sleeve, saying, "Uncle, please calm down. My lord will arrive soon; there are important matters to discuss."

Liu Bei was delighted and said, "If that's the case, I'll wait a little longer."

He then continued drinking and chatting with Lady Cai. After sitting for a short while, Lady Cai rose and said, "Uncle, please sit down. I'll go get some dried fruit and vegetables." She then got up, walked past Xuande, and went straight to the inner chamber. Unexpectedly, the floor was slippery, and Lady Cai slipped, letting out a cry of surprise as she almost fell.

Liu Bei was startled and hurriedly stepped forward to embrace his wife's slender waist, asking, "Sister-in-law, were you hurt in the fright?"

His wife, still shaken, grabbed Xuande's collar, saying, "Thanks to your rescue, Uncle, I almost fell!" She didn't move, deliberately leaning against Liu Bei, letting him hold her waist, while subtly flirting with him.

Xuande feigned indignation, quickly releasing his wife and apologizing, "Sister-in-law, please forgive me. The situation was urgent, and I offended you greatly."

Lady Cai didn't let go, gently patting Liu Bei's chest and smiling charmingly, "Uncle, you were also frightened. Wait a moment, then I'll come to keep you company." With that, she swayed her plump hips and fragrant body into the inner chamber.

Liu Bei sat for a while, then saw Lady Cai emerge from the inner chamber carrying dishes. Liu Bei thought to himself, "Today, the Cai siblings must have tricked my brother into colluding with me. Whether I agree or not, I can't escape punishment. I might as well have an affair with her and see what happens."

Xuande asked, "Why hasn't my brother come yet?"

His wife replied, "Your brother went to the outer city yesterday to inspect the troops. Cai Mao went to invite him, and he should be here soon." She

then poured wine for Xuande.

Xuande thought to himself, "I might as well go all the way. I'll have an affair with her openly to avoid suspicion." So he raised his cup and handed it to Lady Cai, saying, "Sister-in-law, please go first."

Lady Cai took the cup, squeezed Xuande's hand, and drank it all in one gulp. She smiled, her face flushed, and asked, "Uncle, have you been affectionate with my sister-in-law lately?"

Xuande smiled back, "My wife doesn't know anything about affection. She's not as virtuous as you, sister-in-law."

Lady Cai feigned reproach, "You must be careless. My sister-in-law is a well-educated and sensible woman. How could she not understand affection?" " What do you mean, sister-in-law ?"

Xuande said. "I will definitely tell you what you said when I go back today." Lady Cai covered her mouth and laughed. "Is it okay to tell about matters of the inner chambers? Won't my sister-in-law blame me?" Xuande laughed and said, "I was confused. Why don't you invite my sister-in-law to my residence tomorrow so that you can chat with my wife? Things haven't been going well these past few days, and my wife has been quite critical." Lady Cai laughed heartily. "Xuande is so straightforward. I haven't even said anything yet, and you've already revealed it." After saying this, she realized she had spoken out of turn and was filled with shame. Xuande also felt embarrassed. Lady Cai hurriedly offered Xuande a cup of wine, trying to cover up her embarrassment. Xuande was already half-drunk and his mind was in disarray. He actually drank from Lady Cai's wine spoon. Lady Cai's starry eyes secretly conveyed her desire. She smiled charmingly and said, "Xuande is drunk? You can't even find a cup." She scooped up another spoonful, which Xuande did not refuse. He drank it from the spoon and then fell to the ground at Lady Cai's feet, opening his mouth. Lady Cai gave a seductive hum, then scooped up another ladleful and fed it to Xuande. Liu Bei, his blood surging, reached out and pinched Lady Cai's small feet, his mouth full of wine, which smelled delicious. Lady Cai whispered lasciviously, coquettishly saying, "What a charming uncle! Your wife won't entertain you, so you come to me?" Liu Bei laughed drunkenly, "My wife is clueless about romance; how can she compare to my sister-in-law's thousand gentleness and ten thousand tenderness?" He slowly began to caress Lady Cai's full legs. Lady Cai ignored him, letting him touch her. Liu Bei lifted Lady Cai's skirt and began to play with her clitoris. Lady Cai trembled, spilling wine all over Xuande's face. She hurriedly took out a silk handkerchief and bent down to wipe it. Liu Bei casually embraced Lady Cai's soft waist, and kissed her cherry-like lips, savoring their sweet fragrance. Lady Cai, however, pressed her plump, beautiful body against Xuande. Lost in passion, the two, without even undressing, embraced and kissed on the bamboo mat. Lady Cai felt a hard object pressing against her lower body, knowing that Liu Bei was already erect, and tried to unbutton her undergarments. Just as she did, she saw Liu Bei's erection, a large, warm, wet patch, before it immediately went limp. Lady Cai angrily cursed, "So that's why my sister-in-law won't have sex with you! It turns out you, this dignified imperial uncle, are a 'quick shooter'! I'm still warm and cozy, and you're already down!" Unable to contain her anger, she slapped Liu Bei in the groin, straightened her clothes, and left. Cai Mao, who had been spying outside, saw this and couldn't help but burst into laughter, exclaiming, "That Liu Bei is useless! He hasn't even gone in yet, and he's already fired the dart!" Ignoring Liu Bei, he went straight to the inner chambers to find Lady Cai. Upon entering the inner chamber, they found Lady Cai still furious, cursing, "That damned Liu Bei, he's brought me shame!" Cai Mao laughed, "Sister, why be like this? I'll help you calm down." Lady Cai cried out, "Brother, come quickly, I can't hold on any longer!" The two quickly stripped naked and began their lovemaking. Meanwhile, Liu Bei, still lying on the mat, sighed to the heavens, "I, Liu Bei, a descendant of the imperial family, have been given the reputation of a quick-draw man. How can I face anyone now!" Overwhelmed with shame, he hastily left Xiangyang Prefecture—a fleeting visit indeed. The next day, Xuande wrote to Liu Biao, requesting to serve as magistrate of Xinye County, ostensibly to recruit soldiers, but in reality to avoid Lady Cai's wrath. Afterward, Xuande sought out renowned scholars and found the wise Xu Yuanzhi. Yuanzhi taught him the art of lovemaking. From then on, Xuande displayed his prowess and became a powerful ruler. But this is a story for later, which I will tell you in detail later. Anecdotes of the Three Kingdoms (03) After Liu Bei obtained Xu Yuanzhi from Xinye, he became well-versed in the arts of the bedroom and the skills of the bedchamber. In less than a month, he had already tamed Lady Gan and Lady Mi, making them completely obedient and no longer harboring any thoughts of infidelity. Xuande even came up with a unique trick, creating his own special skill, which was even better than Yuanzhi's. It is said that the most outstanding people are the most capable of drawing inferences from one instance to another and making connections with others. With the guidance of a famous scholar, they are like fish in water, to the point that they can even summon clouds and rain in broad daylight. Liu Bei was very grateful for Yuanzhi's kindness and often had Lady Gan and Lady Mi serve at banquets and drink with Yuanzhi. During the banquet, Xu Shu sang a song, which aroused Lady Gan's lust and made Lady Mi unable to resist her desire; the two ladies actually took off their clothes and danced gracefully; Liu Bei was very pleased and clapped along with them. Before long, the four were engaged in a fierce battle, while the ruler and his ministers indulged in revelry—Mencius said, "If a ruler shares joy with his people, he will be a king." Since Liu Bei could do this, why worry about failing to achieve hegemony or the rise of the Han dynasty? Alas, the good night was short, and the pleasure was fleeting. Cao Cao, knowing that Liu Bei had recently acquired Xu Shu, was deeply troubled by him. He took Xu Shu's mother to Xuchang and ordered her to summon Yuanzhi. Xu's mother resolutely refused, enraging Cao Cao, who wanted to kill her. Cheng Yu quickly stopped him, and Xu's mother was spared. Cheng Yu said to Cao Cao, "Xu's mother is a middle-aged woman, with a strong and upright character. How can she be forced? I have a plan that will easily obtain Yuanzhi." Cao Cao was overjoyed and asked for his advice. Cheng Yu whispered in Cao Cao's ear, "It is so." Cao Cao was delighted and ordered the plan to be implemented immediately. From then on, Cheng Yu would often criticize Cao Cao in the morning court. Cao Cao was furious, stripped him of his rank and salary, and never employed him again. Cheng Yu thus gained closeness with Xu's mother, confiding his innermost feelings: lamenting Cao Cao's usurpation of power, grieving the decline of the Han Dynasty, and only hoping for the emergence of outstanding talents and loyal ministers to eliminate traitors. Every three days, Cheng Yu would visit Xu's mother, bringing generous gifts to win her favor; he would also engage in eloquent conversation, displaying his talent and charm. Xu's mother adored him, considering him her youngest son. One day, Yu presented her with a box of tonic medicine called "Black Chicken and Hundred Phoenix Pills," which could nourish yin and improve complexion. Xu's mother smiled and asked, "Yu'er, what is this?" Cheng Yu replied with a smile, "Auntie, you don't know, a court physician is on good terms with me, and he gave me this medicine yesterday. Regular consumption can strengthen the body, improve complexion, and invigorate the meridians. Auntie has been living in a humble abode for a long time and needs more nourishment." Xu's mother was delighted, saying, "It's rare to find such filial piety in Yu'er. Very well, I will take it to show my filial piety." And so she took it.

Within three months, Xu's mother felt much better, more refreshed, radiant, and with smooth, delicate skin. Originally a fifty-four-year-old woman, since taking this medicine, she felt rejuvenated, appearing like a voluptuous, mature woman of forty-two or forty-three. Xu's mother was very pleased. One day, missing her beloved son Yuanzhi, Xu's mother couldn't help but touch her breasts, marveling at their high, softness and tenderness, her heart pounding with excitement; she also noticed her full hips, rounded shoulders, and supple waist; Xu's mother felt increasingly melancholy and couldn't resist the urge to see Xu Shu.

Suddenly one day, Cheng Yu requested an audience. Madam Xu asked, "Yu'er, this 'Black Chicken Pill' is very fiery. Since I took it, I've felt my blood rushing to my head, and I'm extremely irritable."

Cheng Yu was greatly alarmed: "Aunt, are you alright? If you're feeling unwell, you mustn't take such a strong and rich medicine again."

Madam Xu smiled and said, "It's nothing serious, don't worry about it. It's just that I miss Yuanzhi very much."

Cheng Yu said, "Aunt, don't worry too much. I will petition the Prime Minister to summon Yuanzhi immediately."

Madam Xu was overjoyed and hurriedly said, "That's wonderful! You may do it!" After saying this, her starry eyes slightly slanted, and she smiled tenderly.

Cheng Yu then said, "Auntie, after taking the pills, you have regained your youthful appearance and have black hair."

Madam Xu blushed and said shyly, "Why are you teasing me, Yu'er? I am old; how could I have black hair and a youthful face?"

Cheng Yu held up a bronze mirror and laughed, "Auntie, if you don't believe me, look for yourself." He then plucked a hair from Madam Xu's head and said, "Auntie, look, isn't this a black hair?"

Madam Xu giggled and said, "It really is! It's all thanks to your wonderful medicine. Yu'er, you must quickly inform Cao Cao: if Yuanzhi comes here, he must not harm him."

Cheng Yu said, "Auntie, rest assured, I will do my utmost to ensure Yuanzhi's safety." He then left and told Cao Cao everything. Cao Cao was overjoyed—this was the plan Cheng Yu had presented every day.

Madam Xu immediately wrote a letter and sent it to Xinye. At that time, Xu Shu was feasting with Liu Bei and the two women, Gan and Mi. Upon hearing that his mother had been captured, Yuanzhi was greatly alarmed. He hurriedly opened the letter and read: "My son Xu Shu, I have been imprisoned by the traitor Cao Cao and am confined to a humble abode. Fortunately, your friend Cheng Yu helped me, and I was spared death. Today, I miss my son terribly, and my heart is burning with anxiety and restlessness. My son, please come quickly to comfort your mother's longing." Xu Shu kowtowed and wept bitterly: "Mother, your suffering is my fault! How can I not go?" He then bid farewell to Liu Bei and prepared to go to Xuchang.

Liu Bei hurriedly grabbed him, weeping, "Yuanzhi, you've abandoned me! Is Heaven forsaken me?" Tears streamed down his face, unable to bear the separation. "If Yuanzhi leaves, who will advise me and share the women with me?"

Xu Shu also cried, "I am deeply grateful for your kindness, my lord. How can I abandon you? It is my mother's suffering that compels me to go. I know I will not escape Cao Cao's clutches. I swear I will never offer a single plan or scheme to Cao Cao, to repay your kindness in sharing the joys of Lady Gan and Lady Mi with me." Lady Gan and Lady Mi also twisted their hips and grabbed Xu Shu, crying loudly, "If you leave, who will sing and entertain us? From now on, my lord and I will have no music to share, no more naked dances!"

The four of them were separated by death, embracing each other and weeping bitterly. After a long while, Liu Bei comforted the two ladies and tearfully saw Yuanzhi off.

Meanwhile, Yuanzhi left Xinye and headed straight for Xuchang. After traveling only a few miles, he thought to himself, "I am deeply grateful for the kindness of my uncle, how can I bear to leave like this? I remember there is a great sage here, right before my eyes, why not recommend him?" He hastily wrote a letter and ordered his servant to return to Xinye to deliver it to Xuande, while he himself went to Wolonggang to find Zhuge Liang.

Xu Shu spurred his horse and galloped, arriving at Wolonggang in less than an hour. When he reached Zhuge Liang's residence, just as he was about to knock on the door, he heard sounds of men and women playing inside. Xu Shu chuckled inwardly and peeked through the crack in the door, seeing Zhuge Liang sitting on a bamboo mat with his wife in his arms, laughing and teasing each other. "Still using your hands? How can that be enjoyable?" Forum reputation guaranteed! High-grade silicone video of Fan Bingbing's genitals, molded to a highly realistic shape, soft and delicate skin! Built-in large protrusions closely resemble female anatomy, providing a more realistic experience... The sensation is irresistible! Click to enter.

Xu Shu, a man with business to attend to, didn't shy away from it, banging on the door and shouting, "Is Kongming here? I am Xu Yuanzhi."

Zhuge Liang was in high spirits, and hearing Xu Shu call him, he knew it was about Liu Bei. Kongming had long harbored the desire to support the Han dynasty and secure Liu Bei's safety, but this was a joyous occasion, and even though it was an old friend, he was still quite annoyed. Kongming released his wife, opened the door, and said, "Yuanzhi, what brings you here?"

Xu Shu didn't say much, quickly explaining the matter: he only wanted Kongming to come out of seclusion to assist the Imperial Uncle and revitalize the Han dynasty. Zhuge Liang was a man of exceptional talent; how could he easily submit to others? Moreover, his previous high spirits had been completely disrupted by Xu Shu. Kongming, enraged, exclaimed, "Do you take me for a sacrificial offering?" With that, he stormed in. Xu Yuanshu, ashamed, retreated, mounted his horse, and hurried to Xuchang to see his mother.

Xu Yuanshu arrived in Xuchang, met with Cao Cao and Cheng Yu, and immediately went to see his mother. His mother, overjoyed to see her beloved son, embraced him tightly, tears streaming down her face, saying, "Where have you come from, my son? I have longed for you day and night, and now this day has finally come!"

Xu Shu also wept, "Mother, I have missed you day and night. My dear mother has suffered so much; it is all my fault." He then embraced his mother's ample waist, holding her tightly.

Xu Shu's mother, lying on top of him, felt her increasingly full breasts pressed against her chest by her son. Having taken "black chicken pills," she was often in a daze, her desire unbearable. Now, with Yuanzhi pressing against her chest, her heart felt a surge of heat, almost suffocating her. Xu Shu also noticed his mother's face glowing with a rosy hue, realizing she had taken the miraculous elixir and become a voluptuous, mature woman. He caressed his mother's waist, finding her incredibly supple; his mother, equally delighted and intoxicated, nestled close to her beloved son's chest, unwilling to leave.

The mother and son remained silent for a long time before finally waking up. They dismissed their attendants and entered Xu Shu's mother's inner room. Xu Shu knelt again, saying, "Mother, your suffering is my greatest sin, one I cannot atone for even if I die ten thousand times."

His mother hurriedly helped him up, saying, "My son, please rise, let me see you properly." She then pulled Yuanzhi to sit beside the bed and began to reminisce.

Yuanzhi embraced his mother's full arms and said softly, "Mother, even in such dire straits, your beauty remains unchanged; it's truly a miracle."

Xu's mother smiled shyly, "It's all thanks to Cheng Yu's wonderful medicine that I've been able to nourish and maintain my youthful appearance."

Yuanzhi thought to himself, "I was once a classmate of Cheng Yu, and I know that this 'Black Chicken Pill' is a wonderful remedy for nourishing yin and blood, invigorating the kidneys, and promoting vitality. For men, it strengthens the body and enhances virility; for women, it rejuvenates and awakens their youthful spirit. Mother has already taken it; no wonder it's so effective. Perhaps this would be a wonderful thing." Xu's mother laughed, "Yuanzhi, what troubles you?" With that, she couldn't help but sway her plump hips and wiggle her breasts. Xu's mother, with her slightly swaying waist and bouncing breasts, was already unable to resist, flaunting her desires in front of her son.

Xu Yuanzhi, a romantic and talented man, was well aware that his mother was already aroused. He then secretly rubbed against his mother's thighs and gently ran his hands over her ample waist. Knowing her son was teasing her, Xu's mother couldn't help but feel a surge of desire, her heart pounding uncontrollably. Unbeknownst to her, her long-dormant vulva warmed, and moisture welled up within her. Xu Shu stared intently at his mother's heaving, plump breasts, his eyes practically glued to her, his mouth watering, his heart burning with desire, unable to contain his urges.

He longed to tear off his mother's glamorous robes and feast his eyes on her full, white flesh, wishing he could transform into a short, thin monk and burrow into his mother's cunt to send her on her final journey!

Xu's mother, being a woman, was perceptive and keen-eyed. She knew Yuanzhi's thoughts and gently pressed her large, firm, tender breasts against his arm. Her expression changed; her eyes gleamed with lust, and her red lips uttered seductive moans, making Yuanzhi feel as if he were intoxicated by the fragrance of orchids, his breath catching in his throat. Xu's mother asked in a seductive voice, "My son, do you miss your mother?"

In such a state, how could Xu Yuanzhi not be moved? She cried out repeatedly, "I miss you! I miss you! I miss you! My heart aches for you day and night."

Xu's mother then swayed her plump buttocks, nuzzling against Yuanzhi, saying, "My son, I miss you terribly. My son, please comfort your old mother and ease my longing."

Having said this, Yuanzhi could not back down, and with such a beautiful sight before him, how could he miss it? Yuanzhi pulled his mother close and kissed her red lips, licking her lipstick with his tongue. Xu's mother was delighted, extending her lustful tongue to suckle her son, her mouth overflowing with saliva, all of it flowing into Xu Shu's mouth. The two kissed passionately for a long time. Shu casually squeezed his mother's large, firm breasts, then lifted his leg and pressed it against her soft, fleshy thighs, his massive member thrusting into her lower abdomen like a spear. Xu's mother was lost in lust, burning with desire, unable to resist writhing her body wildly, displaying a wanton and seductive manner, her lips parted in wanton whispers, her red tongue exuding a fragrant aroma.

Before long, Yuanzhi reached into his mother's bosom, grasping and fondling her large, soft breasts. Xu's mother simply took off her clothes, letting her son suckle and knead them. Xu Shu had already removed his undergarments, embracing his mother naked and laying her flat on the bed, then stripping off her undergarments as well. Xu's mother was limp and boneless, barely breathing, and moaned softly, "My child, hurry up and enter your mother."

Xu Shu's penis was already throbbing, and unable to restrain himself, he parted his mother's plump legs, revealing her dark, alluring forest, from which a clear stream gurgled, its fragrant scent intoxicating. Gasping for breath, Xu Shu raised his penis, lifted his spirit root, and thrust it into his mother. Xu's mother cried out, each cry higher than the last, like waves crashing against the surface, rising and falling, making Xu Shu's heart itch unbearably, as if a thousand ants were crawling on him. Xu Shu, in a fit of rage, roared, "I'll rape! I'll fuck!"

His mother, completely lost in the moment, was consumed by lust, drooling, her breasts swaying wildly, crying out, "My dear son! You'll rape me to death! Hurry up and send me on my way!"

Xu Shu roared, "Afraid I won't fuck you? I'll send you off right now!" He gritted his teeth and unleashed his "Mother-Controlling Staff Technique," charging and smashing his way through her. His staff beat his mother until she was in ecstasy, her cries echoing through the heavens: "Good child, I haven't raised you in vain! Today I truly see your filial piety!" Mother and son ravishing each other, how exhilarating! Incredibly obscene, maddening!

At this very moment, as Xu Shu reveled with his mother, he had no idea: Cao Cao—the world's most notorious voyeur—was watching intently through the dark window!

Cao Cao was also aroused by the lewdness of the mother and son's lovemaking. He shouted and shot five or six times, but Xu Shu and his mother did not stop. Cao Cao sighed and said, "Although I am an old horse in the stable, I still have the ambition to run a thousand miles, but I am powerless to do so." He

then shook his head and left.

Anecdotes of the Three Kingdoms (04)

Liu Bei was in a panic after losing Xu Shu, fearing that Cao Cao would take the opportunity to attack. He suddenly realized Xu Shu's words before leaving and was very happy. He prepared gifts and took Yun Chang and Yi De to Wolonggang to find Zhuge Kongming.

The scenery along the way was pleasant and the three brothers enjoyed it. They arrived at Wolonggang in a short time. Xuande dismounted and knocked on the door. A young boy came to greet him and asked, "General, where do you come from?"

Xuande bowed and said, "I am Liu Bei from Xinye, here to visit the Crouching Dragon."

The boy said, "The Master is not here; he has gone on a journey. General, please return."

Xuande asked, "Where has the Master gone? When will he return?"

The boy replied, "I do not know either. Perhaps three or five days, perhaps more than a month; his whereabouts are uncertain." After saying this, he closed the door and went inside.

Xuande sighed, "What can be done?"

Yide angrily said, "That brat! He didn't even invite us for a cup of wine before leaving!"

Xuande scolded, "How rude!"

Yunchang was also displeased and said, "The Master is not here; there is no point in us staying. We should return for now and visit another day."

Xuande had no choice but to give up and return.

Time flies, and it was the dead of winter, with heavy snow falling. Liu Bei, wanting to show Kongming his sincerity in seeking talent, went to Nanyang again with his two brothers. The cold wind was biting, sweeping away the withered and decaying, and goose feathers flew everywhere, covering the vast white wilderness. The three brothers had endured a difficult journey, the north wind howling fiercely. Just as they were struggling, they suddenly saw a tavern ahead. Zhang Fei was overjoyed: "This is perfect! A cup of hot wine will warm us up."

Liu Bei was also pleased, but warned his third brother not to overindulge. The three entered the tavern and ordered two cups of hot wine.

Guan Yu and Zhang Fei, being brave warriors, drank first. Xuande, however, was frustrated by his unsuccessful search for talent and couldn't drink much. He only drank a few cups before urging Guan and Zhang to continue their journey.

The wind and snow were fierce, and they finally arrived at Wolonggang. Liu Bei knocked on the door. The boy opened it and smiled, "It's you again?"

Xuande asked urgently, "Is the master here?"

The boy replied, "He is reading in the main hall. Please come with me." Xuande was delighted and followed the boy through the main gate.

Hearing a young man in a thatched cottage singing with his knees drawn up, "The phoenix soars a thousand feet high, but will not perch on any tree but the parasol tree; the scholar dwells in one place, but will not rely on any lord but himself. I am happy to till the fields, for I love my humble abode; I find solace in music and books, awaiting the opportune moment." Xuande

stepped forward and bowed, saying, "Liu Bei of Xinye, I have long admired your great name, sir, but I returned empty-handed last time. Today I have braved the wind and snow to come, and to see your esteemed presence is truly a great honor!"

The young man hurriedly rose and bowed, saying, "General, are you perhaps Liu Huangshu, wishing to see my brother?"

Xuande was greatly surprised and said, "Sir, are you not the Crouching Dragon?"

The young man replied, "I am Zhuge Jun, the third brother of Kongming. My brother is not here; he has gone out and has not yet returned."

Xuande He sighed, "A recluse of extraordinary talent, not someone a mortal like myself can easily meet." Zhuge Jun replied,

"General, do not worry, my brother will return soon. It is freezing cold today; you may visit again when spring is warmer. Please do not let your health be harmed by the cold."

Zhang Fei said, "Since the master is not here, please mount your horse, brother."

Xuande asked, "Could you tell me about the life and strategies of the Crouching Dragon?"

Jun replied, "I do not know." Zhang Fei angrily said, "Why ask him! The wind and snow are too heavy; we should return early."

Xuande quickly rebuked him and then asked Zhuge Jun, "Since the Crouching Dragon is not here, I will leave a letter; please pass it on to my brother." He then wrote a letter, rose, and took his leave.

Back in Xinye, Liu Bei was very worried, unable to eat or sleep. That night, he shared a bed with his wives, Lady Gan and Lady Mi. Xuande was preoccupied and unable to perform sexually. Lady Gan said, "What troubles you, my husband? I will share your worries."

Liu Bei then told his wife about his unsuccessful search for the Crouching Dragon. Lady Gan smiled and said, "My lord, what a hero you are! Do you not have any good strategies?"

Xuande replied with shame, "I am very foolish. I hope you can teach me, Madam."

Lady Gan smiled and said, "I know that the Crouching Dragon Zhuge Liang is not yet thirty years old. I heard that Huang Chengyan's daughter is plain-looking but very virtuous, so I sent someone to ask for her. It is not that Kongming does not love beautiful women, but that he deeply understands that talent and beauty cannot be combined. I once heard Mr. Shui Jing say, 'Zhuge Liang's talent is no less than that of Lü Wang and Zhang Liang, and he is also elegant and refined, with an extraordinary appearance.'" “How could someone like him not have a love for beauty? Countless beauties are captivated by him. It’s not that he doesn’t desire it, but he prefers a virtuous wife to physical attraction.” Liu Bei was overjoyed and said, “Your words have enlightened me. I understand your intentions. But how can I entice the Sleeping Dragon?”

Lady Gan secretly laughed at Xuande’s foolishness and readily replied, “This is not difficult. If you agree, it all depends on me.” Liu Bei

was both surprised and delighted: “Does Your Majesty mean I should offer myself to the Sleeping Dragon?”

Lady Gan stroked Xuande’s chest and giggled, “As long as my lord can achieve great things soon, I will gladly die ten thousand times.”

Liu Bei was moved to tears, embraced his wife, and wept, “With such a virtuous and understanding wife, what more could I ask for? With your beauty and talent, you will surely persuade Zhuge Liang and help me establish my hegemony.” Having said this, he embraced his wife and devoted himself wholeheartedly to her cause.

Lady Gan, while agreeing with Xuande, secretly chuckled at his foolishness: "I have long admired Zhuge Liang's handsome and heroic appearance, but have never had the chance to serve him in bed. Although I offer myself now, I truly desire to enjoy a night with him; but you, my lord, are dull-witted and blinded by lust for power, never considering your wife! If only a wise man would come out of seclusion to help, I would offer you not only Lady Gan, but even Lady Mi

, without batting an eye." She continued, "I lament that most hegemons in this world are heartless. There was King Goujian of Yue who offered the peerless beauty Xi Shi to King Fuchai; later, Emperor Wu of Han sent his daughter to the Xiongnu. And then there was Emperor Gaozu Liu Bang, who, to escape, repeatedly abandoned his wife and children under the hooves of his horse; when Xiang Yu captured his father and wanted to cook him, Bang said, 'Could I have a share of the soup?'" "Such examples are too numerous to mention."

Liu Bei, the Xuande, is no different: utterly ignorant, utterly lacking in martial prowess, he only knows how to play power games and win people's hearts; what great talent does he possess to rival the heavens and earth? He only has a knack for wailing and pleading! Looking at the Three Kingdoms, only Cao Cao, Mengde, though less than seven feet tall, possessed the heart of ten thousand men, sweeping across the Central Plains without arrogance, suffering defeats of a thousand miles without discouragement; moreover, he was overflowing with poetic sentiment, open and honest, disregarding women's backgrounds, treating all women equally—the so-called "being able to maintain one's heart and will despite wealth and fame, loving beauty and indulging in pleasure without being obsessed or pretentious"—this is truly a great man!

I deeply admire him! Liu Bei then chose an auspicious day and, together with his second brother and the two ladies, Gan and Mi, went to Wolonggang to pay their respects to the "Hidden Dragon," Zhuge Liang.

Soon they could see the bamboo grove in the distance, and what a beautiful scene it was: the trees were few but lush and green, the mountains were not high but vigorous and upright, the water was not deep but clear and beautiful, and the thatched hut, though simple, was small and elegant. Lady Gan praised him repeatedly, admiring the scenery alongside Lady Mi. She secretly thought, "People call Zhuge Liang a 'Sleeping Dragon,' and the name is truly fitting. Just look at his dwelling; it's clear he's extraordinary. If I could truly befriend him, that would be wonderful! My uncle is foolish; how could he possibly please me like this?" She then asked Lady Mi, "Sister, do you know anything about Zhuge Liang?"

Lady Mi smiled and said, "I've often heard people say he's a man of unparalleled talent. But looking at his dwelling, it's nothing special; he seems like a simple villager." Lady

Gan thought, "Sister, you're just like my uncle—though born into a prestigious family, you lack true knowledge." So she provoked her, saying, "Sister, do you know anything about the brilliance of Zhuge Kongming?"

Lady Mi, still admiring the scenery, replied, "I don't know the details."

Lady Gan smiled and said, "I've heard ..." People say that Zhuge Liang is eight feet tall, with a face like jade, elegant and handsome, possessing the talent to govern the world and the ability to turn the tide. He is proficient in all the arts, including music, chess, calligraphy, and painting, and knowledgeable in astronomy and geography. He is a man of both talent and virtue, a true gentleman.

Lady Mi laughed and said, "If that's how you see it, then Zhuge Liang is not only a man of unparalleled talent, but also a handsome young man?"

Lady Gan secretly smiled, knowing that Lady Mi was about to take the bait, and pressed her advantage: "Sister, if we could meet Kongming today and see the charm of this extraordinary man, it would be a great fortune. We live in this small place of Xinye, how could we possibly meet such a virtuous man?"

Lady Mi was somewhat tempted and said, "That's fine too, let's meet him and see what kind of person he is."

The carriage moved slowly, with fragrant grass and blooming flowers along the roadside, and Yun Chang protecting the carriage. The two ladies felt their hearts pounding, admiring Yun Chang's heroism and thinking of Kongming's demeanor. Their hearts raced and their ears burned, and their lower parts became slightly moist.

Lady Mi leaned against Lady Gan and asked, "Why does Uncle insist that we go together today?"

Lady Gan smiled and said, "Wouldn't it be better if we went together? It's a good opportunity to see Master Zhuge Liang." Lady

Mi stroked her hair and touched her cheek, muttering to herself, "I'm afraid that Zhuge Liang is too picky and won't even notice us pretty girls."

Lady Gan smiled and said, "If we treat him with courtesy, how could he be negligent? Sister, don't worry. I bet Zhuge Liang will be overjoyed to see us." After saying this, she gently embraced Lady Mi and secretly played with her breasts, thinking, "Sister Mi is so foolish, how could Zhuge Liang possibly be interested? I might as well abandon her and enjoy myself with Zhuge Liang, so that Yun Chang and Sister Mi can have some fun." So, she whispered in her ear, "Sister Mi, have you been having any intimate moments with your second brother lately?" Lady Mi

blushed, her face flushed, and pointed a slender finger at Lady Gan, playfully scolding, "You little sister, you're being cheeky again! Stop fooling around, or you'll make the master..." "Gongzhijue, how does Yunchang behave?"

Lady Gan laughed and said, "I know. In my opinion, today's opportunity is rare, why not find a time to have some fun with Yunchang? As long as we can keep it from Yide, it won't be a big problem."

Upon hearing the name Yunchang, Lady Mi's lust was aroused, and she had long forgotten about that Zhuge Liang. She didn't care about saving face and blurted out, "No need to keep it from Yide, let him come with Yunchang too!"

Lady Gan laughed and scolded, "Good sister, you want even your third brother." "

Madam Mi, blushing, fell into Madam Gan's arms, clutching Madam Gan's fragrant breasts tightly, and said in a coquettish voice, 'You naughty sister, if you dare to talk nonsense again, I'll squeeze out some milk!'

Madam Gan also grasped Madam Mi's ample breasts with her left hand, while her right hand caressed Madam Mi's plump flower, and said with a smile, 'Good sister, just this touch and you've fallen.'

Madam Mi was shocked and said, 'Sister, you mustn't do this!' Before she finished speaking, she felt her honey hole slippery and unbearably hot, and a gush of lustful fluid flowed out. In her haste, Madam Mi hurriedly tried to cover her honey hole with her hand. Unexpectedly, this only made her honey hole even more itchy, and a wave of heat washed over her. She almost lost control and went limp on Madam Gan's body, letting out a seductive moan. Her lower body was already soaked."

Lady Gan was also startled. She helped Lady Mi up and quickly took a silk handkerchief to wipe her, saying, "Sister, what's wrong with you today? I only touched you lightly, and you came?"

Lady Mi snorted, "I'm menstruating. I told you not to move around." She slowly took off her undergarments and had Lady Gan bring her a water pouch. She used the silk handkerchief to dip in clean water to wash her lower body. Lady Gan then washed Lady Mi's lower body, first rinsing it with water, then gently wiping it with the silk handkerchief, lest she draw out Lady Mi's nectar again. The two of them were sitting in the carriage, unaware that a rich orchid fragrance had wafted from Lady Mi's vulva, passing through the carriage curtain and reaching outside.

Meanwhile, Zhang Fei, feeling sullen because of Xuande's scolding, lagged behind alone. Just as he was feeling irritable, a strange fragrance suddenly wafted over. Fei thought it was just the scent of wildflowers and didn't think much of it, but there was a subtle, burning sensation in that fragrance. Zhang Fei was greatly puzzled, thinking, "How strange! What is this? Why is it stirring my heart so intensely?" He followed the fragrance for a few steps and realized it was emanating from his sister-in-law's carriage.

Zhang Fei chuckled to himself, "My sister-in-law is truly extraordinary; her fragrance travels for miles. Even all the flowers and grasses on the ground cannot compare to her."

He then heard a low groan coming from inside the carriage. Fearing that his second sister-in-law was unwell, Fei hurriedly urged his horse forward. He wanted to ask, but feared being impolite; he wanted to lift the curtain to look, but felt it would be disrespectful.

Just as he was getting anxious, the carriage curtain suddenly slanted, and he clearly glimpsed the beautiful scene inside. Zhang Yide was startled and quickly lowered his head to avoid the

view, but then he heard Lady Mi groan, "How hot and itchy! It's killing me!" He then heard Lady Gan laugh, "Sister, thinking of Yun Chang and Yide, this is why you're so hot and itchy!" Zhang Yide couldn't help but widen his eyes and stare intently at Lady Mi, only to see her plump, white legs, delicate and full, and two fleshy labia slightly parted and closed amidst the downy hair of her genitals, dripping a white veil. Lady Mi parted her beautiful lips, her long, lewd tongue licking her red lips, her hands kneading her ample breasts...

Zhang Fei stared in disbelief, drooling, his "eighteen-foot spear" standing erect like a pillar supporting the sky. Zhang Fei was terrified, nearly falling off his horse, grabbing the reins but accidentally clutching the spear along with them. Yide was in great pain, barely managing to suppress it.

He tried to peek again, but suddenly noticed his second brother, Yun Chang, also spying at the carriage! Yide was overjoyed, thinking, "I often see Sister-in-law Mi exchanging glances with my second brother; they must be old acquaintances. It wouldn't be wrong for me to see her charms." He then

watched more closely, feeling a surge of lust, wishing he could immediately rush into the carriage and test his "spear" skills against his sister-in-law!

At this moment, Yun Chang knew that Zhang Fei was also secretly watching, and he was overjoyed, thinking, "My third brother is also a man of passion. If I could enjoy a moment of pleasure with my sister-in-law and my third brother, it would be a truly wonderful thing!" The two brothers understood each other perfectly, keeping it a secret from Xuan De, and were both enjoying the beautiful scenery. Liu Bei, that foolish fellow, only knew how to hurry on his journey. How could he know that his two virtuous brothers were about to cuckold him again?

After a while, they arrived at Zhuge Liang's residence. Xuan De called to the boy and asked, "Is Master Zhuge Kongming here today?"

The boy replied, "Master returned last night and is currently asleep."

Xuan De said, "It's alright, I will wait for Master myself. You don't need to report." He turned and instructed Yun Chang and Yi De, "Second brother, you can stay here with your sister-in-law. I will go and pay my respects to Master Zhuge." Then he entered through the middle gate.

Seeing that Xuande had left, Lady Gan thought to herself, "Rather than seeking pleasure with Yunchang here, I'd better go with my lord to see Kongming." So she said to Lady Mi, "Sister, please sit here for a while; I'll be right back."

After getting out of the carriage, she said to Yunchang and Yide, "Second brothers, please protect Sister Mi well; I'll go in with my lord."

Guan Yu and Zhang Fei dared not stop her and let her go.

Lady Gan entered through the middle gate and saw Liu Bei still waiting quietly in front of the thatched cottage. She said, "Is Master Kongming still asleep?"

Liu Bei saw Lady Gan and his face lit up with joy. He said softly, "Don't make a sound; just wait quietly." He and his wife waited patiently.

After another quarter of an hour, they heard Kongming get up, reciting: "Who awakens first from the great dream? I know myself best. I've slept soundly in the grass this spring, and the sun lingers outside the window."

Xuande immediately stepped forward and bowed, saying, "Liu Bei from Xinye has come to pay his respects to the Crouching Dragon."

Zhuge Liang then called over a young servant, saying, "Why didn't you announce this sooner? Uncle, please wait a moment while I change my clothes." After waiting for a long time, Kongming finally emerged from behind the curtain.

He was eight feet tall, with a fair face and a light beard, eyes as black as lacquer, and lips as red as cinnabar. He wore a bamboo hat and a Taoist robe, holding a feather fan, and appeared as ethereal as a deity descending to earth. Lady Gan was stunned and exclaimed, "His elegant demeanor is truly that of the Crouching Dragon!"

Zhuge Liang hurriedly returned the greeting and invited Liu Bei and his wife to sit down.

Kongming instructed the servant to set out tea and water, and they sat down in the seats designated for host and guest. Xuande cupped his hands and said, "I am but a mediocre man, overestimating my abilities. I wish to support the Han Dynasty and rid the country of traitors. However, I am foolish and incompetent, and ultimately lack the skills to govern the country and bring peace to the people. Today, having met you, sir, I humbly request that you enlighten my confusion and teach me."

Kongming laughed and said, "How dare I, a rustic from Nanyang, trouble the Imperial Uncle to ask me? If the General does not mind, I will speak arbitrarily. Today, the world is in chaos: Cao Cao holds the Emperor hostage to command the feudal lords, dominating the Central Plains. He has strategists in civil affairs and fierce generals in military affairs, and his power is immense." This is truly a force to be reckoned with; Sun Quan's ancestral home is in Jiangdong, where three generations have passed. The land is strategically advantageous, the people are wealthy, and the populace is united. This region can be an ally, but not a target. Jingzhou is a strategically vital location, connecting Chang'an to the north, Yizhou to the west, and Sun Wu to the east—a place of vital importance for military strategists. If you, General, first take Jingzhou as your base, then advance west to Chengdu, forming a pincer movement. When the Central Plains are in turmoil, gather the troops from both regions, join forces with the allies of Eastern Wu, and launch a unified northern expedition. Then the Han dynasty can be restored, and hegemony can be achieved. !

Liu Bei was overjoyed. He left the table and thanked him, saying, "Young Master has not yet grown up in the hut, but he already knows that he has three parts of the world. He is a true god and man!" Mr. Beiwen's words were like enlightenment and enlightenment! I would like to ask you to help me, help the Han Dynasty, fight against the traitors together, and achieve a great cause of a hundred years!

Kong Ming smiled and said: "I was originally a commoner, but now I have to survive in troubled times." Liang is already aware of the general's kindness, but he is afraid that because of my limited qualifications and lazy temperament, I won't be able to accomplish anything.

Liu Bei sighed and said, "Sir, if you don't want to come out of the mountain, could it be that God has destroyed my great man?"

Kong Ming turned around and thanked him, saying, "It's not me who doesn't want to help the general. In fact, he is a bright man with few talents and little knowledge, and it is difficult for him to achieve great things."

Liu Bei thought to himself: "Since I am here, how can I come back empty-handed?" Forget it, I will use this unique "crying skill" again, not afraid that my husband will not help me build a country.

Then he sighed and said: "If Mr. Kong Ming is not willing to help, what will happen to the people!" "After saying this, he burst into tears, his sleeves wet with tears.

Zhuge Liang, emboldened by her sincerity, bowed and knelt, saying, "Since that's the case, I am willing to serve you like a dog or a horse."

Liu Bei was overjoyed and immediately helped Zhuge Liang up, exclaiming, "It is a sign that Heaven will not destroy the Han Dynasty, sir!"

Lady Gan, having just heard Zhuge Liang's words that seemed to encompass heaven and earth, and seeing the young and handsome Sleeping Dragon, had already felt a stirring of desire and couldn't help but interject, "If we have Zhuge Liang's assistance, our lord will be extremely fortunate!"

Zhuge Liang, who was exchanging pleasantries with Liu Bei, suddenly remembered that there was a heroine beside him. He glanced at her and indeed, she was incomparably beautiful, both inside and out. Zhuge Liang smiled slightly, already aware of the hint of affection in her eyes, and remained composed, simply saying, "Lady's insight puts us men to shame. This is a great blessing for our lord."

Liu Bei was also pleased and presented gifts to Zhuge Liang. The joy between ruler and subject was self-evident.

Now, I have something to say: What virtue or ability did Liu Bei possess? How could anyone actually persuade the unparalleled genius Zhuge Liang? To restore the Han dynasty and purge the traitors—isn't that tantamount to establishing oneself as king? I'm reminded of a famous quote from Stephen Chow: "The so-called 'overthrow the Qing and restore the Ming' is just a slogan! What's the difference between it and 'Amitabha'? It's merely a smokescreen, a facade, so I can profit from it."

I don't admire Liu Bei's abilities, but I lament that even a man like Zhuge Liang was deceived by Liu Bei and willingly submitted.

Although Zhuge Liang made invaluable contributions to Shu Han, he was truly a pearl cast before swine! He devoted himself to serving a mediocre ruler, ultimately succumbing to illness and dying at Wuzhang Plains. What a pity! While Liu Bei and his wife were chatting and laughing with Zhuge Liang, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei were already engaged in a fierce battle with Sister Mi. Don't be impatient; let me explain in detail.

Lady Mi, seeing Lady Gan follow Liu Bei into the thatched cottage, felt rather bored being alone, so she called out, "Where is Yun Chang?"

Guan Yu hurriedly stepped forward and said, "I'm here."

Lady Mi feigned a huff, "I twisted my shoulder on the way here; could Yun Chang massage it for me?"

Yun Chang said, "Sister-in-law, please get out of the carriage, and I'll serve you right away."

Lady Mi said, "No, I'm afraid people will gossip. Yun Chang, please get in the carriage quickly, and I'll serve you there for a while."

Guan Yu was about to pretend to refuse again, but Zhang Fei, who had already lost his temper, shouted, "Sister-in-law Mi, don't be hasty! If Second Brother refuses, I'll come right now!" With that, he leaped onto the carriage and went straight inside.

Yun Chang was greatly surprised and said, "Yide, you mustn't be so rude!" Before Yun Chang could finish speaking, Lady Mi, unable to contain her lust, pulled down the carriage curtain.

Zhang Fei seized the opportunity to embrace Lady Mi's plump waist, exclaiming joyfully, "Sister-in-law Mi, I'm nearly forty and still unmarried. Today, your honeyed depths are fragrant, and I've already smelled them. Before you return, let me serve you and bring you some pleasure!"

Lady Mi leaned into Zhang Fei's arms, her eyes half-closed, moaning softly, "Third brother, since you know, what are you waiting for? Quickly serve me, I want to see your spear skills, you dark-skinned fellow!"

Zhang Fei's "spear" was already erect, and he quickly stripped off his clothes, revealing his dark, muscular body. He then stripped Lady Mi of her fragrant and beautiful clothes, grabbing her large breasts like a bandit. Lady Mi's lust surged, her beauty fully displayed, her moans growing louder. Unable to contain his burning desire, Zhang Fei wrapped his arms around his sister-in-law's waist, lifted her up, and thrust his "spear" into her.

Lady Mi felt that Yide's penis was as hard as iron and as hot as fire, its glans opening and closing, biting at her vaginal muscles like a giant python. Yide had not been intimate with women for a long time, and he knew that today's battle was extremely dangerous: if he was not careful, he would follow in his elder brother's footsteps and be known as a "quick shooter." So he focused his breathing and regulated his energy, not daring to relax in the slightest; he also used the spear technique he used to kill enemies—overpowering the enemy, avoiding the strong and attacking the weak, judging the momentum, and thrusting all the way in. He waited for Lady Mi to catch her breath and for her vaginal muscles to relax before thrusting in hard.

Lady Mi cried out in pleasure, her vaginal muscles contracted, and after a while, it gradually softened. Yide took the opportunity to thrust and pull fiercely again, using both spear and staff techniques. Lady Mi couldn't help but shout and yell again, her voice filled with lust, "Good third brother, good spear technique! Your sister-in-law has never spoiled you for nothing! Thrust again! Thrust again!"

Yun Chang, outside the carriage, heard the lewd sounds rising from inside, Zhang Fei shouting repeatedly, "Sister-in-law, is my spear technique proficient?"

Lady Mi, meanwhile, cried out lewdly, "Good man! Good skill!" Yun Chang chuckled inwardly, lightly lifting the beaded curtain, and saw Yi De, naked, locked in the throes of passion.

Guan Yu laughed, "This fool, so impatient. Let me tease him for a bit." He

quietly dismounted, deliberately stomping on the stone slabs. Lady Mi, who was engaged in a fierce battle with Zhang Fei at Wolonggang, saw Yun Chang stomping on the stone slabs outside and was overjoyed. She feigned fear and cried out, "Third brother, your eldest brother is coming! Quickly shoot!" As she finished speaking, she stretched out her fat leg and hooked it tightly around Yi De's strong waist.

Upon hearing this, Yide was terrified. He immediately thrust wildly, causing his "spear" to swell and overflow. With a mighty struggle, he released all the semen he had been accumulating for years into Mi's honeyed orifice!

Zhang Fei got out of the carriage, looking around frantically, calling out, "Where is my elder brother?" After searching for a long time without seeing Liu Bei, and hearing Mi's moans rising again from inside the carriage, he realized he had been tricked. He turned back into the carriage and saw his second brother already embracing Mi and engaging in vigorous intercourse.

Zhang Fei was furious, saying, "Second brother, how could you trick me like this!" In his desperation, his "spear" had nowhere to go. He pried open Mi's anus, shouted, and thrust in!

Mi screamed in agony, nearly dying, and managed to groan, "Yide, you mustn't do this! You're going to kill me!"

Zhang Fei wouldn't listen, only stabbing wildly. Yun Chang's "broadsword" and Yi De's "serpent spear" attacked from both sides, their blows clashing and sparks flying! Lady Mi was already in a daze, unable to distinguish east from west, feeling only a sense of unbridled freedom in all directions. She wished she could die instantly beneath the two men; her orifices and rectum felt like a stampede of horses, a relentless assault, until she could only utter one word: "Die! Die!" How wonderful! Die indeed!

At this very moment, Kongming, Liu Bei, and Lady Gan were drinking tea in the hall. Lady Gan smiled and said, "I have long heard of your wife's virtue, sir. May I meet her?"

Kongming smiled quietly and said, "My wife is quite plain-looking; it is inconvenient for her to meet such an honored guest."

Lady Gan laughed, "How can a husband seek a wife based on her appearance? A virtuous wife is enough. This humble servant wishes to have a chat with your wife."

Kongming could not refuse, so he had to call out Lady Huang. Lady Huang bowed her head and left. Kongming said, "I have now joined Liu Bei's household, so you need not stand on ceremony."

Lady Gan said, "I have long heard of this young lady's cleverness and skill; I would like to chat with her."

While chatting with Kongming, Liu Bei secretly observed Lady Huang. Although her appearance was not as striking as that of a pampered noblewoman, she possessed inner wisdom and her demeanor was graceful and proper. There was another remarkable feature: Lady Huang's breasts and buttocks were high and large, surpassing even Lady Mi's ample bosom.

It turned out that since marrying Zhuge Liang, Lady Huang had been frail and sickly, so Kongming had prescribed medicine for her to gradually nourish her.

Several years later, Lady Huang's figure had become incredibly full, and Kongming could no longer suppress her. Although Lady Huang was considered plain-looking, she was merely not as delicate and frail as a typical noblewoman; she was by no means ugly, but rather possessed a rather plump and robust charm reminiscent of a country girl. Furthermore, she had considerable talent and literary ability, and her appearance and demeanor were no less than Kongming's.

Seeing the advantage, Liu Bei stared blankly at Kongming. Kongming chuckled inwardly, feigning surprise, and asked, "Is my lord unwell?" Liu

Bei was greatly embarrassed and replied, "Nothing, nothing."

After sitting for a short while, Kongming rose and said, "My lord, please sit a little longer. I will go to change my clothes. Lady Gan may accompany the Imperial Uncle and his wife for a moment."

Lady Gan quietly said to Lady Huang, "I also wish to change my clothes. Where is the restroom?" Lady Huang told her, and Lady Gan also left.

Only Liu Bei and Lady Huang remained at the banquet, and Xuande could only make small talk. Xuande said, "Lady Huang, why do you not dare to raise your head?" Lady

Huang blushed and said, "This humble servant is ugly and dares not startle the noblemen."

The Imperial Uncle said, "Not so. I observe that you, Lady Huang, are beautiful inside and out, and your demeanor is radiant." Lady Huang was ashamed and turned away from the banquet, but her extremely plump buttocks were directly facing Xuande, and her large, beautiful breasts were also clearly visible.

Xuande, watching this unfold, swallowed hard, his erection rising. Unable to contain his lust, he leaned closer and whispered, "How old is Madam?"

Madam Huang dared not refuse, replying, "Thirty years old." Liu

Bei exclaimed with delight, "Truly a beautiful young woman!" He then said, "Please pour me some tea, Madam."

As Madam Huang bent over, Xuande reached out and gently touched her large breasts. Madam Huang was startled and cried out, "What are you doing?"

But Xuande held on tightly, using the techniques taught by Xu Shu. With a single pinch on the sensitive spot, Madam Huang's breathing quickened, and she lost control. Xuande pressed his advantage, reaching for Madam Huang's buttocks and slipping his hand between her buttocks, digging and probing. Madam Huang tried to resist, but the techniques taught by Xu Shu were too effective. In a short time, she was aroused, her juices flowing freely, her body burning with heat and itching, her legs trembling, and she collapsed into Liu Bei's arms.

Xuande was overjoyed. He lifted Huang's upper garment, grabbed her large breasts and began to gnaw on them, sucking on her nipples. He felt that this country girl had a unique charm, quite different from the noblewoman. Xuande went a step further and removed Huang's undergarments, licking her plump vulva. He quickly took off his pants and thrust his long-cultivated penis inside her...

Anecdotes of the Three Kingdoms (05)

Xuande treated Kongming very well after acquiring him, always treating him with the respect due to a teacher. Guan Yu and Zhang Fei were displeased: "Kongming is just a scholar, he may not have much talent. Why do you have to do this, brother?"

Liu Bei said: "I rely on Zhuge Liang for wisdom, and my two brothers for courage. Kongming is like water to me, my good brother, don't say too much." Zhuge Liang also knew that Guan Yu and Zhang Fei were not convinced, so he defeated Xiahou Dun's 100,000 troops while laughing and talking at Bowang Slope. At this point, the people of Xinye realized that his talent was no less than that of Lü Wang and Zhang Liang, and dared not disobey Kongming's orders.

Cao Cao, knowing that Zhuge Liang had submitted to Liu Bei and that he had recently defeated Xiahou Dun, and that Liu Biao and Sun Quan held sway over Jingzhou and Xiangyang, posing a serious threat, immediately ordered an army of 500,000 to sweep across Jiangnan. He appointed Cao Ren and Cao Hong as the first force, Zhang Liao and Zhang He as the second, Xiahou Yuan and Xiahou Dun as the third, Yu Jin and Li Dian as the fourth, and Cao Cao himself leading the generals as the fifth, each force numbering 100,000. He also appointed Xu Chu as General of the Vanguard, leading 3,000 troops to attack Fuzhou. At this time, Liu Biao was already ill. Upon

hearing the news, he was greatly alarmed and wanted Liu Bei to assist his eldest son, Liu Qi, as the ruler of Jingzhou. However, Liu Bei's wife, Lady Liu, conspired with Cai Mao to close the inner gates to conceal their presence and guard the outer gates to imprison Liu Qi. Qi wept bitterly outside the gate and returned to Jiangxia; Biao, waiting for his eldest son who did not arrive, also cried out several times and died—poor Liu Biao and his son Liu Qi, whose ancestral home was in Jingxiang, ultimately lost their decades-long foundation to others due to their weakness and incompetence!

After Liu Biao's death, Cai Mao then installed his second son, Liu Cong, as emperor and discussed with Lady Cai the surrender of Jingzhou. Cao Cao's army was already close to Xiangyang, and Liu Cong had already sent a letter of surrender. Cao Cao was deeply troubled by Liu Bei and ordered Cao Ren and Cao Hong to go to Xinye first. Kongming used the same trick again, using fire to attack, killing Cao Cao's soldiers and causing them to flee in disarray. He then took the people of Xinye and fled to Fancheng. Cao Cao was furious and said, "Zhuge Liang, you village bumpkin, how dare you do this!"

He urged his army to fill the mountains and fields, and set up camp in Xinye. He ordered his soldiers to search the mountains and fill the Baihe River.

He ordered the army to divide into eight routes and go to take Fancheng. Kongming said to Xuande, "The situation is urgent! We should take advantage of Cao Cao's unstable foothold, quickly abandon the isolated city, and seize Xiangyang for refuge. Those people who wish to follow can cross the river together." The next day, he immediately ordered Yunchang to arrange the boats, and the people of the two counties wept as they crossed. Alas, Heaven sees this! Look at this: supporting the old and carrying the young, men and women, they surged across the river, the cries of weeping echoing on both banks; crying for their fathers and mothers, protecting their wives and children, the surging river a scene of tragic war! For the sake of one man, they raised an army to slaughter, causing millions of lives to be lost, families torn apart!

This is all the great crime of Cao Cao and Liu Bei!

Xuande cried out in great sorrow, "For my sake alone, the people have suffered such a great calamity, what is the point of my life!" He wanted to throw himself into the river to die, but his attendants quickly stopped him. When the boats reached the south bank, looking back at the people, some who had not yet crossed were weeping towards the south. Xuande hurriedly ordered Yunchang to urge the boats across before he mounted his horse. There were over ten thousand soldiers and civilians, thousands of carts, and countless people carrying loads and bags.

Suddenly a scout reported, "Cao Cao's army has already encamped at Fancheng, and has sent men to prepare boats and rafts; they will cross the river and pursue us immediately."

The generals all said, "Jiangling is a strategic location, easily defensible. We now have tens of thousands of people, traveling only ten li a day. At this rate, how long will it take to reach Jiangling? If Cao's army arrives, how will we meet them? It would be better to temporarily abandon the people and proceed first."

Xuande wept, saying, "Those who undertake great things must prioritize the people. Now that the people have come to us, how can we abandon them?"

"That Liu Bei, why doesn't he die sooner? He still puts on such a hypocritical act! Although Cao Cao is cunning and ruthless, he wouldn't indiscriminately kill the innocent. But the people are following Liu Bei; once the pursuers arrive, everything will be destroyed. As the saying goes, 'When the nest is broken, how can the eggs remain intact?' Liu Bei wants to appear benevolent to the world, but in reality, he's just seeking fame and fortune, buying people's hearts, completely disregarding the lives of the people! Does Liu Bei not know this? His cruelty is evident!"

That day, Xuande traveled with Jian Yong, Mi Zhu, and Mi Fang. It was dusk when they arrived at Jingshan, where Xuande ordered them to camp. Around four in the morning, a deafening roar came from the northwest. Liu Bei was greatly alarmed, knowing that Cao Cao's army had arrived, and hurriedly mounted his horse. With only two thousand men, how could Liu Bei withstand the overwhelming force of Cao Cao's army? He was utterly defeated and fled. Cao Cao's army pursued them relentlessly. Fortunately, Zhang Fei darted out a bloody path from the side, protecting Xuande as they fled eastward, stopping briefly at a dense forest near Changban Bridge. Looking around, he saw that Lady Gan and Lady Mi, as well as Jian Yong, Mi Zhu, Zhao Yun, and the others, were nowhere to be seen.

Overwhelmed with grief and despair, Xuande sighed, "Ten thousand lives have been lost because of me. Even a plant or tree would grieve!"

"How laughable!" he continued, "Liu Bei knew that with Cao Cao's army arriving, the people would inevitably suffer, yet he claimed he 'couldn't bear to abandon them'—could it be that he knew he couldn't escape this calamity and deliberately used the people as scapegoats? Furthermore, the ancients said: 'Manage your family, govern your state, and then bring peace to the world.' When Liu Bei suffered a crushing defeat, he abandoned his wife and family. How could such a despicable man protect ten thousand people? He is not worthy of pity; this is Liu Xuande's sin!" Just then, Mi Fang arrived with arrows, shouting wildly, "Zhao Zilong has betrayed us and joined Cao Cao!"

Xuande was also alarmed and said, "Don't talk nonsense! With a formidable enemy at hand, how can we let our morale be thrown into chaos?"

Mi Fang said, "I saw him defect to the north with my own eyes."

Zhang Fei hurriedly said, "He saw that we were exhausted and isolated, so he surrendered to Cao Cao for wealth and honor."

Xuande sighed, "Zilong followed me through thick and thin, his heart is as hard as iron, and wealth and honor cannot sway him. There must be a reason for this, you must not speak recklessly."

Yide would not listen and shouted, "Brother, sit for a while, let me go find Zilong. If he has really surrendered to Cao Cao, I will kill him with a spear!" Xuande pleaded bitterly but to no avail, and he led thirty or forty remaining soldiers to Changban Bridge. Fei thought of a plan and ordered his men to cut tree branches, tie them to the horses' tails, and run back and forth, raising dust to create a feint.

Meanwhile, Zhao Yun fought his way from the fourth watch until dawn, but failed to find Xuande and the two ladies. He thought to himself, "My elder brother entrusted his wife and young master to me, and now they are lost in the chaos of battle. How can I face my master? I must risk my life to find them; even if I die, I will have no regrets." His army numbered only fifty-odd men. Zhao Yun then headed north. After traveling only a few miles, he found Jian Yong lying in the grass, severely wounded.

Zhao Yun immediately ordered his soldiers and horses to escort Jian Yong to find Xuande.

Zhao Yun said, "If you see my lord, please tell him: I have searched high and low, doing everything I can to find your wife and young master; if I cannot find them, I will die in the chaos of battle, and I will have no face to see my elder brother!" Jian Yong was startled and tried to stop him, but Zhao Yun was already far away. Jian Yong had no choice but to quickly return to Changban Bridge.

Zhao Yun fought his way to Changban Slope and found Lady Gan. Upon seeing Zilong, Lady Gan burst into tears, crying, "Lady Mi and I were separated by Cao Cao's army. Fortunately, we hid among the common people and escaped. Lady Mi, carrying A Dou, has disappeared!" Zilong was also deeply saddened.

Suddenly, Chunyu, a general under Cao Ren, escorted Mi Zhu across the area. Yun quickly killed him and escorted the two to Changban Bridge. They soon saw Zhang Fei standing on the bridge, shouting, "Zilong, how dare you betray my brother?"

Zhao Yun replied, "I was searching for my young master and couldn't find him, so I fought my way through several battles to find him. How can you say I'm rebelling?"

Lady Gan said, "Third brother, you mustn't act recklessly! If it weren't for Zilong, my brother Mi Zhu and I would have been captured by Cao Cao's army!" Yun entrusted Lady Gan and Mi Zhu to Zhang Fei and returned to the old road to find Lady Mi and A Dou.

"How pitiful! Such a loyal and brave hero as Zilong has been slandered. Mi Fang is a despicable, ignorant, and shameless man. He was the one who later rebelled against Jingzhou!"

Now, they almost sent Zhao Yun to his death. Zhang Fei, a reckless man, is hardly worth mentioning: He and Zilong were like brothers, yet he harbored such suspicion, blaming him without any explanation. If it weren't for Zilong's loyalty, how could Lady Gan and Mi Zhu have escaped death? How could A Dou have been rescued? Liu Bei's inability to conquer the world was fate—his subordinates were not of one mind, harboring mutual suspicion, just like Xuande's illness. Why didn't Liu Bei spare Zhang Fei? Although he said, "Zilong will never betray me," he was indeed concerned, hence his decision not to spare Zhang Fei. Zhao Zilong returned to Changban Slope and saw a Cao general carrying a sword. He killed him and seized the sword (the Qinggang Sword).

He found Lady Mi behind an earthen wall. Lady Mi had been wounded by Cao soldiers and was weeping while holding A Dou. Zilong rescued A Dou and helped Lady Mi onto her horse. Lady Mi said, "To tell you the truth, General, my sister-in-law and I were just raped by Cao Cao's army! My sister-in-law has fallen into Cao Cao's hands, and I have no face to see my lord. General, please take A Dou away quickly;

I am willing to die for you." Zhao Yun cried out in great sorrow, "To cause my lady such great shame, I would rather die than suffer this! But having found my lady and being unable to save her, I cannot die in peace! I beg you, my lady, to mount your horse quickly, and I will fight to the death to save her!" After several attempts, Lady Mi still refused to mount her horse.

Zhao Yun said sternly, "What will we do if the pursuers arrive?" Lady Mi said,

"Stop talking! You should leave quickly; I have a way to escape." Zhao Yun shouted,

"Does my lady intend to implicate me in disloyalty?" Lady Mi

also shouted, "I have no intention of turning back. You can tell my lord that I am willing to surrender to Cao Cao and serve him!"

Zhao Yun was furious, "What kind of talk is this! How dare you utter such unjust words! Fine, I will leave now!"

He then abandoned Lady Mi and took A Dou with him.

Before long, Cao Cao's troops arrived, captured Lady Mi, and handed her over to Cao Cao. Lady Mi, weary of Liu Bei's constant hiding and lack of enjoyment of wealth and glory, flattered Cao Cao and gained his favor. To protect her reputation, Cao Cao only ordered his soldiers to spread the word that Lady Mi was dead and buried in a dry well; Zhao Yun, also fearing disgrace to Liu Bei, had no choice but to keep it a secret—this is the top-secret anecdote from the Battle of Changban!

Meanwhile, Zhao Yun, carrying A Dou, was running when a general blocked his path—it was Yan Ming, a general under Cao Hong. After less than three exchanges, Yan Ming was killed by Zhao Yun's spear, clearing a path. He then encountered another army blocking his way—it was Zhang He. Without a word, Zhao Yun thrust his spear at him. After about ten exchanges, Zhao Yun dared not linger and fled. Zhang He pursued from behind, but Zhao Yun turned and shot an arrow at his horse, causing it to fall to the ground. Zhao Yun spurred his horse and escaped. Note: This part is handled differently from the *Romance of the Three Kingdoms*.

Because the description in the novel was too fantastical, it has been changed to its current form. Zhao Yun spurred his horse and galloped to Jingshan. Cao Cao's army swarmed forward, quickly surrounding Zhao Yun. A general in front, brandishing his axe, shouted, "Zhao Yun, don't run! Xu Huang is here!" Zhang He led his troops from behind, and the two attacked together, fighting Zhao Yun.

The drums roared, and the soldiers, seeing Zhao Yun surrounded, swarmed forward, wanting to capture him alive and take him for reward. Yun quickly drew his Qinggang sword, and with a single stroke, armor was slicing through the air, and blood gushed like a spring. Those who came close saw their heads and arms fly off like slices of melon; those who were not afraid of death had their armor and weapons shatter like tiles and porcelain, falling to the ground with a crash.

What a fine sword! It could cut through a hair with a breath, and cut through iron like mud. Not a drop of blood stained the blade; even after killing for a long time, it seemed as if it had never been used, spotless. This is truly a case of treasure paired with heroism, revealing their unparalleled abilities!

Seeing that the soldiers could not prevail, Xu Huang and Zhang He, one wielding a great axe and the other a long spear, fought Zhao Yun together. Suddenly, A Dou cried in Zhao Yun's arms. Zhao Yun was greatly alarmed, fearing for the safety of his young master. In desperation, he roared and unleashed his divine power, charging straight at Xu and Zhang. His long spear danced up and down like clusters of brocade, impervious to arrows, stones, crossbow bolts, and water! A flurry of spear thrusts and sword slashes rained down, as dense as snow and ice! Xu Huang was too slow; Zhao Yun had already slashed off his helmet with a single sword stroke. Terrified, the two turned their horses and fled. Taking advantage of the situation, Zhao Yun charged left and right, breaking through the encirclement. The soldiers dared not resist, trampling each other, with countless dead and wounded.

Upon seeing him, Cao Cao asked his generals in surprise, "Who is this man?"

Cao Hong rode down the mountain at full speed, shouting, "Heroes of the army, please reveal your names!"

Zhao Yun responded sharply, "I am Zhao Yun Zilong of Changshan!" His courage surged, and he became invincible.

Cao Cao sighed, "A tiger general! I cannot bear to harm him."

He then ordered his men not to shoot him with arrows from the shadows, but to capture him alive. Zhao Yun thus obtained his orders, and successively killed more than fifty famous generals of Cao Cao's camp, broke through the enemy lines, and headed straight for Dangyang.

"Zhao Yun escaped from the midst of thousands of troops, not entirely due to his unparalleled martial prowess, but even with strength surpassing ten thousand men, there are times when he is outnumbered. Moreover, it is difficult to guard against hidden arrows, and he was inevitably injured. Because Cao Cao greatly admired Zilong's bravery, he could not bear to harm him. Although he ordered his generals to capture him alive, he truly wanted to save Zilong's life! Therefore, both Zhao Yun and A Dou were able to be brought back from the brink of death because of Cao Cao's profound sense of righteousness."

After escaping the encirclement, Zhao Yun, knowing Cao Cao's actions, turned around and shouted, "The Prime Minister's righteousness is such, I dare not forget it! I thank the Prime Minister on behalf of my young master!" After saying this, he rode away on horseback.

Cao Cao, observing this, sighed, "Serving his lord with unwavering gratitude, he is truly a righteous man! Zhao Yun's character is no less than Yun Chang's!" A later poem says, "Blood stains his battle robe, red through his armor; who dares challenge him at Dangyang! Throughout history, only Zhao Yun of Changshan has charged into battle to protect his lord in peril."

Zhao Yun left Changban Slope and rushed to Dangyang Bridge, shouting, "Yide, help me!"

Fei, knowing his wife had become a concubine of Cao Cao's army, was enraged: "Zilong, hurry! I will slaughter Cao Cao's army to avenge this!"

Zilong found Liu Bei in the dense forest, prostrating himself and weeping. Xuande also wept. At this time, Zhao Yun was covered in blood, his body as red as if he had just emerged from a dye vat, torn from his armor and wounded by arrows. Yun removed his armor and carried out A Dou.

Xuande knew Lady Mi was dead and was deeply grieved; seeing Zilong so devoted to his cause, he felt ashamed that he had doubted him. Finding no way to comfort him, he abandoned his infant son!

Zilong hurriedly caught him. Xuande cursed, "You wretched beast, you almost ruined one of my great generals! What use are you!"

Zhao Yun knelt and wept, saying, "I would give my life for you, my lord, and still be unable to repay your kindness!"

"This is merely Liu Bei's pretense! How could Zilong, so intelligent, not know this!"

Meanwhile, Wen Ping led his army to pursue Zhao Yun to Changban Bridge. There they saw Zhang Fei, his beard bristling, eyes wide and bulging, spear in hand, standing on the bridge. Seeing a cloud of dust rising from behind the woods east of the bridge, they suspected an ambush and reined in their horses, daring not to approach. Soon after, Cao Ren, Li Dian, Xiahou Dun, Xiahou Yuan, Yue Jin, Zhang Liao, Zhang He, Xu Chu, and others arrived.

Upon seeing Cao's soldiers, Zhang Fei, remembering the rape of his wife, was consumed by rage and roared, "Hey! You beast who has raped another man's wife! I am Zhang Yide of Yan! Who dares to fight me to the death?" His voice was like thunder.

Many of Cao's soldiers had raped women, and they all suspected that the woman they had raped was Zhang Fei's wife. Hearing this, they all trembled in fear. Cao Cao hastily pulled off Zhang Fei's umbrella, turned to his men, and said, "Who is this shameless man who dares to defile a woman and ruin my reputation?"

Before he finished speaking, Zhang Fei opened his eyes and shouted again, "Zhang Yide of Yan is here! Whoever defiled my wife and children, come and fight to the death!"

Seeing Zhang Fei's imposing manner, Cao Cao was somewhat tempted to retreat. Seeing Cao Cao's rear guard shift, Zhang Fei brandished his spear and shouted again, "You've defiled them, yet you dare not admit it? What is the reason for this?" Before the shout had even finished, Xiahou Jie, standing beside Cao Cao, was so terrified that his liver and gall bladder shattered, and he fell from his horse—it was this very man who had been secretly plundering women behind Cao Cao's back. Seeing Zhang Fei's beautiful wife, he had taken her for his own pleasure.

Later, Cao Cao heard of this and also took her for his own pleasure, finding it very satisfying. Now, after being shouted at by Zhang Fei, the thief's conscience was pricked, and Xiahou Jie fainted from fright. Cao Cao also turned his horse and fled. Then all the generals and soldiers fled westward. Indeed: A yellow-faced lecherous thief, how could he hear the thunderous roar; a sickly philanderer, how could he hear the tiger's roar? Countless men threw down their weapons and helmets, the crowd surging like a tide, horses collapsing like a mountain, trampling each other.

Zhang Fei spat, "Ha! You've got it easy! That woman's honeyed cave is like a snake, even I couldn't resist, but now you're getting to enjoy it. Let's see what you can do!" As a result, Xiahou Jie died from excessive indulgence with Zhang Fei's wife, unable to resist her lust—but that's another story. The anecdote of Changban Slope ends here; see the next chapter.

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