10 Stories for Couples to Talk About at Night

1. Wife: What are your thoughts on sex?
Husband: I have no opinion, but I have a lot of ideas on how to do things.
2. Wife: Can you check if I have a broken palm?
Husband: No need to look, you definitely have it!
Wife: What do you mean?
Husband: Otherwise, how could my life have been ruined by you?!
3. Wife: If you promise me you'll stop drinking, I'll grant you any request.
Husband: Okay, then I won't drink.
Wife: What do you want me to promise you?
Husband: Let me drink some more!
4. Wife: Boss, buy a bottle of rice wine for my husband.
Boss: Is one bottle enough? Your husband is known for his high alcohol tolerance!
Wife: One bottle of drinking water might not be enough, but one bottle of smashed water will be enough.
5. Wife: Daughter, my precious son, have you found your father who ran away from home?
Daughter: Yes, not only did they not find him, but they also found out why Dad ran away from home.
Wife: Where is that person?
Daughter: After hearing the reason, he ran away with his father.
6. Wife: What would people's reactions be if I went out wearing a bikini?
Husband: People will think I married you for your money!
7. Wife: I regret believing your sweet words and marrying you.
Husband: I also regret saying those sweet words.
8. Husband: Hi! Honey, you're so beautiful!
Wife: Are you talking nonsense?
Husband: I didn't drink any alcohol.
Wife: Then you're lying!
9. Father: Son, love is wine, marriage is vinegar.
Son: Wow, Dad, you really understand life.
Father: Actually, I don't understand. Otherwise, I wouldn't have to drink vinegar for twenty years just to drink alcohol for two months.
10. Husband: Women are creatures who are fickle and easily bored.
Wife: Who said that? We're also very sentimental.
Husband: What do you miss from the past? Your age?

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