[The consequences of being affectionate on the street!]

1: The consequences of being affectionate on the roadside!
A man and a woman were driving when they stopped on the side of the road to be intimate, only to be spotted by a patrol officer!
The patrol officer asked, "Is this your car?"
The man replied, "From my workplace."
The patrol officer asked again, "Is she your wife?"
The man replied, "It's also from my workplace."
The patrol officer exclaimed in surprise, "Damn! What kind of company is this? How come their benefits are so good?"
Comment: A woman from the workplace? If I were a patrol officer, I'd be speechless too.
2. Awkward dates between men and women!
A young couple was on a date in the park when the girl suddenly felt the urge to fart.
The girl came up with an idea and said to the boy, "Have you ever heard a cuckoo call?"
Man: "Never heard of it."
Woman: "I'll teach you, Bu (farting sound) - Gu (mouth sound)."
Woman: "Did you hear me?"
Man: "The fart was too loud, I couldn't hear it."
Comment: I don't think this guy will end up with any girls.
3. Even if you're a little bit cuckolded!
A man was deeply distressed because his wife frequently cheated on him.
His colleague brought him a couplet:
First line: As long as life goes on,
Second line: Even if there's a bit of green on your head!
Horizontal scroll: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Comment: What kind of colleague is this? This is ridiculous!
4. These people are absolutely insane!
The mental hospital is overcrowded, and the director is preparing to discharge some patients with milder symptoms.
To this end, he came up with a solution: "In a sealed room, put a toy train with 10 spools of wheels, then let 10 patients in and tell them that they can go home by riding this train."
In the experiment, nine patients happily boarded the train and exclaimed, "Hehehe, we can go home now!"
The dean was disappointed, but then he noticed someone looking at them with disdain.
The dean's eyes lit up, and he said to him, "Why don't you get on the bus?"
The patient exclaimed, "These people are all insane!"
The dean thought there was still hope for this person! So he happily asked him, "Why do you think they're crazy?"
The patient yelled, "Damn it! They started driving before I, the driver, even got on the bus! Aren't they crazy?!"
Comment: It seems these 10 patients won't be able to go home.

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