A True Account of Failing the Honeymoon Sex Test

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Just as one must go through elementary, middle, and high school before entering university, the development of sexuality also requires a gradual process. Don't consider yourself a child prodigy in this area; haven't you ever wondered where babies come from? Reflecting on your own initial clumsiness with your beloved in matters of sex, and comparing it to the failed tests others handed in during their honeymoons, besides a chuckle, as you approach marriage, won't you sigh meaningfully, "After all, we all grew up this way—" Lesson One: Wrong Time and Place Narrator: Zudy, 25, Real Estate Salesperson. That time, it was evening; he and I went to my parents' house to visit them, and my parents happened to be taking a walk downstairs. Carrying a bag full of fruit, looking at the old environment I've lived in for 24 years, I suddenly couldn't help myself. We started kissing passionately, then hugged, and then we fell onto the sofa… >> During our post-birth sex, we were sweating profusely when we suddenly heard the sound of a key being inserted into the security door and the lock turning. We were both completely at a loss. Luckily, he reacted quickly, leaping off the sofa and rushing into the bathroom. I sat awkwardly on the sofa, adjusting my clothes. Fortunately, my mother came in first. She understood everything at a glance and started making small talk, complaining, "It's so hot, why didn't you turn on the air conditioning…" Lesson learned: Sweet sex must be timed and placed correctly, because sex is only between two people, so there must be a space that guarantees privacy. If home isn't very secure, then booking a hotel room is the best option. Of course, remember to put up the "Do Not Disturb" sign. Men often call psychologists confused: How long does it take for a woman to reach orgasm? I always ejaculate in seven or eight minutes, what should I do? Lesson Two: Wrong Ideas and Tools Narrator: Masa, 23-year-old kindergarten teacher. I live in a relatively conservative family, and before I met him, I knew almost nothing about sex. I even thought that kissing could result in pregnancy, which often made me anxious. Later, he explained to me what pregnancy actually was. On our wedding night, just to be on the safe side, I bought seven types of condoms and three types of oral contraceptives. One of the condoms was for women, but I had no idea how to use it. Afterwards, we didn't experience any sweetness in our sex life; it felt more like we were having a sex expo. He still jokingly complains that my tools ruined a perfect start to our marriage. Lesson learned: Prevention is good, but there's no need to throw the baby out with the bathwater and become overly anxious. During your honeymoon, it's important to have proper contraception knowledge, but don't be overwhelmed by the tools. Often, just the right amount is enough. Don't fantasize that using two condoms will double the effectiveness; this will only make him uncomfortable, and you will be uncomfortable too. A recent survey shows that traditional aphrodisiacs such as chocolate and oysters are gradually giving way to fruits like bananas and strawberries… Fruits are becoming the best flirting tools for couples. Lesson Three: Incorrect Caresses and Pampering Narrator: A 26-year-old Dutch programmer. My husband and I had no sexual experience before marriage, and our shared wish was to save the most blissful moment for our wedding night. My best friend told me that if I took a proactive approach and "warmed up" my body first, his emotions would be affected, leading to more pleasure and less pain and trouble. So, on our wedding day, I followed the advice in the book and took the initiative, caressing his genitals with my fingers and lips. But to my utter surprise, after I followed the instructions, he ejaculated before even penetrating me.

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