Ju Lei's parents and children knelt down in gratitude.

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I love watching Naruto. Who knew this anime would be so addictive? I've been watching it for five or six years now. I'm 23 this year, and my mom asked someone to introduce me to a potential partner. This is how she introduced me to the matchmaker: "My son is very persistent. He can stick to watching an anime for five or six years."
When watching historical dramas, there are always unusual phenomena when important figures appear. So I asked my mother: "Mom, was there anything unusual when I was born?"
The mother calmly replied: Yes, when you were born, your father ran off with his mistress.
My wife took our 5-year-old son to the park and put a portable Wi-Fi device on him. She sat on a bench playing on her phone, and whenever the signal weakened, the child would wander off from her.
I just called my mom and asked her, "Mom, where are you?"
Mom said: I just finished buying groceries at the supermarket and am on my way back. I'll cook dinner when I get home!
I immediately lost my temper: Mom! Do you remember who you went to the supermarket with? I've been waiting at the supermarket entrance for over two hours... Today I went for a walk in the park and saw an adult with a child browsing through a stall. The child picked up a toy gun and said, "Dad, I want this."
His dad took the toy gun and said, "Boss, can I try it?"
The boss gave his father a small handful of bullets.
The father took it, loaded it, aimed at his son's leg, and bang!
"Does it hurt?"

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