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An advertisement that touches the hearts of both humans and pigs. 

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Wen and Zhe are two pigs who grew up together, childhood sweethearts. At mealtimes, Zhe always saves the best for Wen, resulting in Zhe being very thin while Wen is very fat. In summer, they splash water on each other to cool down. When it gets cold, they huddle together to keep each other warm.
But happy days never last long. One windy night, Zhe nestled beside Wen, gazing at her sleeping face, his eyes shining with happiness.
"In two months, I'll send this fat guy to the slaughterhouse and buy you a new leather coat, darling," came the owner's voice from outside the door.
A bolt from the blue! Zhe didn't sleep a wink all night. He knew that if things continued this way, Wen would definitely be doomed. From then on, Zhe no longer waited for Wen at mealtimes, but instead wolfed down his food alone. When he was stuffed, he would endure it and continue eating.
Days passed, and Zhe gradually became bloated, while Wen remained obese. "Look how fat you are! Why don't you lose weight!" Zhe said to Wen. Wen, who already sensed something was wrong, was furious upon hearing this: "What does my weight have to do with you? Who do you think you are!" They had a fight and began to drift apart.
Wen was getting thinner day by day, and Zhe saw it and felt gratified.
Two months have passed in the blink of an eye. Zhe wanted to tell Wen the truth, but he didn't want to hurt her, so he wrote what he wanted to say to Wen in his diary.
The nightmare is finally coming to an end.
It was another windy night, and with several screams, Zhe was taken away by death.
Wen finally discovered Zhe's diary. She finally understood the truth.
She read her diary countless times, each time bursting into tears.
Now all she wants is to follow Zhe...
Zhe wrote on the last page of his diary:
Pattern:
I love you! If words cannot express it, I am willing to give my life to prove it.
(Small print in the corner of the diary)
I can prove my love to you. Wen, I'm really happy.
But I know you're happy too; true happiness is when everyone is happy.
If my happy departure makes you unhappy, then you should come too. Without you here, I am truly lonely.
I miss you so much!
Come, my love, let us never be separated again!
Hurry up and feed them "Venus" brand feed. Only it can make our pigs grow 100kg in two months. In just two months, we can be together.
Wen, remember, only eat "Venus" brand!
Camera transitions:
The next day, Wen, with tears of happiness streaming down her face, devoured the "Venus" pig feed.
Large subtitles appeared on the screen, accompanied by Aunt Niping's extremely emotional voiceover:
Happiness is not hard to find; "Venus" lets you simply find happiness through food.
"Venus," the choice of true love!
Editor's Note: Look at their level of creativity! Brand managers, keep up the good work!

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