After a man urinates

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A few guys were chatting idly when a sensitive but unavoidable question came up. After years of observation, they noticed that women are very hygienic, always remembering to clean up after themselves with toilet paper. But why do we guys always just pull up our pants and leave immediately after urinating? Is it just to avoid the hassle? It would be very unpleasant if there were any urine residues in our underwear, and over time, it could even lead to an infection of our penis.
So these few stinky men voted and strongly suggested: Boys should also use toilet paper to wipe their (cute) little penises clean after peeing!
The following comments are for those interested.
First floor sofa. I agree!
Second floor, you're a real jerk! You even peed on the sofa. Replying to the blogger, I'm completely dry, thanks to Newton's law of universal gravitation.
I'm a female user on the third floor. When I forgot to bring toilet paper, I squeezed it dry, using traditional squeezing techniques.
On the fourth floor, I spun it dry using advanced centrifugal technology. By the way, I'm gg.
I cut off the fifth floor directly, using Zhang Xiaoquan brand scissors. Let me tell you, I am the last eunuch in China.
I'm a female on the 6th floor. When I forgot to bring toilet paper, I dried my hands and used the hand dryer in the toilet.
I'm on the 7th floor...
Those on the 7th and 8th floors, don't occupy the spot without laying eggs, I'm leaving.
Hey 8th floor and 9th floor, just popping in here, it's trendy to just pass by these days.
On the 10th floor, I brought a girl along and asked her to help me with the massage.
The person on the 11th floor seriously despises the person above. You're so lewd, your son will definitely be born without an anus. My son uses diapers, thanks to top-notch modern high-tech methods!
I'm on the 12th floor, and I've wrung it out completely.
I dried my 13th floor by using effective sunlight exposure.
How did I dry it on the 14th floor? Want to know? I won't tell you, it's a secret!
The man on the 15th floor is indeed quite unhygienic.
It's a simple matter on the 16th floor: turn left on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays, and turn right on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays.
The comment on the 17th floor replied to the person above, "Your estimate should be twisted into a pretzel shape, right?"
That stinky woman on the 11th and 18th floors, wasn't that son we had, the one who wore diapers? You're spouting nonsense!
Those on the 18th and 19th floors should just go home; family scandals shouldn't be aired in public. My son has no anus~
I accidentally sent the 20th post before I finished writing it. The blogger deleted post #19, saying my son's butt is huge.
Why doesn't the whole "not wearing underwear" thing on the 21st floor solve the problem? A bunch of idiots.
Hey trash upstairs on the 22nd floor, don't you ever go outside for a walk? Even in primitive times, men used leaves to cover themselves. You think you're so tough? I usually use dish soap, I especially recommend the Qiaoshou brand!
Men on the 23rd floor are all filthy; I've decided not to marry one.
Wow, you're amazing, lady on the 24th floor! If you didn't marry me, I wouldn't have to keep my little penis so clean.
A whispered message to the men on the 25th floor: I heard that if you eat a few geckos, your penis can regenerate. That way, you can just pluck it out and throw it away after you're done using the toilet. It's super convenient. Anyone brave enough, try it out and remember to let me know!
On the 26th floor, try to drink less water and avoid drinking altogether.
Bring a lighter to the 27th floor so you can dry it off later.
I'm going to go xuxu now and I'll tell you what I did when I get back. (Post #28)
Post #29: Every time I want to swear, I open Sister Furong's Sohu blog, and then I get a shiver and stop swearing.

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