Humor and comedy 11203

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1. Last night, my crush said her phone was broken and she wanted to go to the computer mall to buy an iPhone 6.
I saw this opportunity and said to her, "If you stay with me tonight, I'll take you home tomorrow."
The goddess gladly accepted.
I'm a good man too, I keep my word, and the next morning I rode my tricycle to take her to the computer mall.
2. The class is electing a class monitor. The teacher said, "We need a responsible person to be the class monitor."
Xiao Ming said, "I'm exactly the person you want. Every time something happens, everyone else blames it on me!"
Teacher: Get out!
3. The teacher was saying in class that perseverance is key: failure is the mother of success!
Xiao Ming immediately raised his hand, and the teacher's face darkened: What do you want to say now!
Xiaoming: Who is the father of the successful man?
Teacher: Get out!
5. My dad's colleague, whose surname is Tang, was nicknamed Donald Duck when he was young. As a junior, I always called him Uncle Tang.
He came to visit us this afternoon. It had been a long time since we'd seen each other. When I saw him, I got so excited that I called out, "Uncle Duck!"

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