Funny jokes in the freezing cold

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1. How cold was it? Even the smog with PM2.5 levels off the charts couldn't stop the aunties from leaving us with an empty square.
2. Scientific evidence shows that cold environments can make people younger. Xiaoming's grandfather is over 70 years old, and he gets as cold as his grandson when he goes out.
3. It's snowing, so I won't go out today. The roads are so slippery, what if I slip and fall into someone's arms? I'm so cute, they definitely won't give me back.
4. There is a kind of friendship called "frozen hands friendship". No matter how cold my hands are, I will reply to your messages in time. If I don't reply to you, it means you are not worth my frozen hands.
5. The freezing cold is the perfect time to confess your love to your sweetheart; it's better to let your heart grow even colder.
6. In this freezing winter, I admire three types of people the most!
1. People who can get up on cue in winter
2. People who can't get up in winter without a plan
3. People who get up in winter whenever they feel like it, and don't get up whenever they don't.
7. In the north, where the temperature is so low, if two people are arguing on the roadside and are too warmly dressed to move around freely, they can only spit at each other.
Imagine that the saliva you spit out quickly solidifies in the air and becomes a deadly weapon, hitting your face with a painful slap. After a fierce battle of three hundred rounds, both of you have bruises all over your face. Finally, you can't take it anymore, so you clasp your hands and say: "We're out of saliva today, let's fight another day!"
Winter humor, shivering from the cold. In the unbearable cold of winter, I have to rant.

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