Smile every day

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1. A child on the train cried all night because someone stole his lollipop while his mother wasn't looking. Kids these days are so spoiled; they can't handle the slightest hardship. But honestly, lollipops are really delicious!
2. I saw my friend eating ice cream. When he saw me approaching, he quickly licked the whole thing clean and asked, "Want some?"
I took the ice cream and spat on it: "Want some?"
3. Buddy: Oppa!
Me: Oh, you can speak Korean too!
Buddy: Of course, I can speak English too!
Me: Say one!
Buddy: Idiot...
you idiot!
4. A colleague saw someone playing games at the back of the office, so he went over and accidentally burped...
The colleague behind him said with a mournful face: "You might as well have farted at me!"
5. Today a friend told me he only has six months to live!
I wanted to offer some encouragement, so I comforted him, "Six months, it'll be over soon, be strong."
He continued crying, saying his wife died last autumn.

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