I'm going to see how many lovers you had in your past life.

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1. My wife gave birth to three girls in a row, and I said, "Honey, shall we stop having children?"
This idiot said, "No! I want to give birth! I want to see how many lovers you had in your past life!"
2. Wife: Honey, if I turn into a monster, will you still want me?
Husband: You can't turn into a monster, you'll turn into a witch!
Wife! @#！ @#￥%@#￥%
3. My wife gave me a lecture today: "Treat your wife like a princess, and you're a prince; treat your wife like a queen, and you're an emperor; treat your wife like a nanny, and you're a security guard; treat your wife like a maid, and you're a eunuch. So, whether you want to be an emperor or a eunuch depends on how you treat your wife."
Me: "So if I treat my wife like she doesn't exist, wouldn't I be God?!"
Wife! @#! @#! @#
4. I used to naively believe that fingerprints were very secure, until one day I got drunk! My wife unlocked my phone with my hand. What a painful lesson...
5. Wife: Honey, the news just said that Jack Ma makes hundreds of millions in a minute. Can you do that?
Me: I can.
Wife: Get out...

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