The story of doctors and patients

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1. A wealthy woman developed a rash all over her body. The doctor told her that the rash was caused by an allergic reaction to a dog and advised her: "Sell the dog or give it away."
The lady said, "I have no intention of selling it or giving it away. I want to see a different doctor who may have a different approach to this illness. It's easy to find a doctor, but finding a good dog is much harder."
2. A dentist extracted a child's decayed tooth and charged forty dollars. The child's mother asked in surprise, "Doctor, didn't you say you would only charge ten dollars?"
"Yes, doctor. But your child's crying scared away three of my patients."
3. Smoker: "Doctor, please tell me the truth."
Doctor: "What do you want to know?"
Smoker: "Did you notice a shadow on my lungs?"
Doctor: "Please believe me, I didn't see anything."
Smoker: "Really?"
Doctor: "Really, it's pitch black, there's not a shadow!"
4. A young man, who was ignorant and incompetent but greatly admired Western things, went to the hospital to get his teeth fixed. The doctor asked, "Sir, what kind of teeth do you want?"
The young man said, "I'll get imported teeth."
The doctor found it amusing and deliberately asked, "Do you know what kind of teeth are imported?"

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