8 jokes

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1. So dark you can't see your hand in front of your face, turns out it's Doraemon!
2. Everyone who loves to shake their leg has a sewing machine inside them!
3. In a food processing plant producing spicy snacks, the manager emphasized in a meeting: "I'm not trying to discourage you, but what you're making is garbage."
4. "Here's a riddle for you: What's Huo Yuanjia's younger brother's name?"
"That's easy, Huo Yuanyi."
"Wrong, it's Huo Jiaoyi."
5. Question: What's your relationship with your best friend like?
Answer: He joined a pyramid scheme, and I was the first person he recruited.
6. Can I take out my right eyeball and put it back in?, take out my left eyeball and put it back in?, take them both out?, oh crap, I can't put them back in and I'll go blind?!
7. "If one day I sleep with your wife, will we still be brothers?"
"No."
"Then what will we be?"
"Then... we'll be even."
8. My younger brother said he failed his composition at school today because he didn't meet the word count requirement. I told him: "Little brother, as a man, you need to know that an essential skill for your future is being able to talk nonsense. Even if you don't know anything else, you have to be able to talk nonsense fluently and vividly. Compositions are for cultivating this skill.
You elementary school students usually start your compositions by quoting famous people or events. Look, like this: 'George Washington, the first president of the United States, was very, very mischievous as a child.' Just this one sentence, before even saying anything else, already has over twenty words..."
If you think it's too short, here's an example: In Central Africa, there's a country called Aisambanita Libya Kofesson. The president of this country is Libidi Haniselfino Santiago. When he was a child, he always caused trouble for his family, and his father, Kusta Gliston Santiago, often disciplined him. Give ten or eight examples like this, and then conclude with a quick refrain from stating the theme. Which teacher would dare say it's not enough words?
Brother, with your intelligence, you should focus more on your math and science. Literature isn't for you. Look at how much effort your brother put into writing this much; how many people can actually finish it? It's not as good as those who just show off their chests and legs. Making a living through literature is too difficult!

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