A few jokes about couples

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1. The first time...
A couple celebrated their wedding anniversary, and their harmonious relationship has long been admired.
A local reporter then went to interview them about the secret to their happy marriage. The husband explained, “Well, it all started with our honeymoon. We went to the Grand Canyon for our honeymoon, and we were supposed to ride donkeys to the bottom of the canyon, but we hadn’t gone far when my wife’s donkey fell over. My wife quietly said, ‘First time.’ We continued on our way, and not long after, the donkey fell over again. My wife quietly said, ‘Second time.’ We hadn’t gone half a mile when the donkey fell over again. This time, my wife pulled out her revolver and shot the donkey. I couldn’t agree with her behavior, so I started arguing with her. Then, my newlywed wife quietly said to me, ‘First time…’”
Comment: The wife gave the donkey two chances during their honeymoon, which was also a warning to her husband that he only had two chances and might be shot like the donkey. So the husband only dared to argue with his wife once and never dared to do it again.
2. You absolutely must use a condom.
The husband was going away on a business trip for six months, and the virtuous wife packed his luggage. After finishing, she lovingly handed him a pack of condoms, saying, "If you really can't resist while you're away, remember to bring a condom."
Upon hearing this, her husband excitedly said, "We're not well-off at home, so let's use theirs."
Comment: The wife is so understanding. She was worried that her husband would have trouble taking care of his physical needs when he was away on business, so she suggested that he find someone else to do it. I didn't expect that her husband had already thought of this.
3. Cow brutally raped
A village was frequently attacked by wolves, who had devoured several of its cattle. So, they hired a hunter to hunt the wolves. That night, the hunter disguised himself in a cowhide to lure the wolves. All night, the entire village heard the hunter's pitiful screams. The next morning, when the villagers went outside, they found the hunter hanging from a tree, his buttocks mangled. Upon seeing the villagers, he asked, "Whose bull wasn't properly tethered…?"
Comment: A hunter disguised himself as a cow to hunt wolves, but a bull mistook him for a real cow and he suffered a terrible fate...
4. Leave your auntie's underwear.
An elderly couple went to have their picture taken, and the photographer asked, "Sir, would you like side lighting, backlighting, or full lighting?"
The old man said shyly, "I don't mind, but could you leave your auntie a pair of underwear?"
Comment: The old man mistook sidelight, backlight, and full light for naked light...
5. The lead wire is so short.
The man took off his shirt to show his girlfriend his biceps, saying, "This is equivalent to fifty kilograms of explosives." He then took off his pants, pointed to his thighs, and said, "This is equivalent to one hundred kilograms of explosives." He then took off his underwear. His girlfriend stormed out the door, screaming, "My God! The fuse is so short!"
Comment: The man was very strong, but when he took off his underwear, it was surprisingly small, which terrified his girlfriend.
6. The disaster that befell the entire village
A young man from a village in Henan province went out to work, and his family saw him off. The old father secretly warned him, "Silly boy, don't mess around outside, especially with women. Be careful not to catch venereal disease! It will bring disaster to our village; the lives of everyone in the village are in your hands." The son asked, puzzled, "Why?" The old father said, "Silly boy, think about it! If you get that disease, your wife will get it, and if your wife gets it, I'll get it, and if I get it, your mother will get it, and if your mother gets it, the village chief will get it, and if the village chief gets it! The whole village will be finished!" The son was speechless.
Comment: If the young man gets the disease, it will spread to his wife. His wife has an inappropriate relationship with her father-in-law, who will then pass it on to his mother. The mother-in-law will have an affair with the village chief, who will then have affairs with every woman in the village. This way, the disease will spread throughout the entire village…
This is my first post. Thank you to the person with the rose-colored hair for pointing out my mistakes. I hope everyone will support me. Please give it a thumbs up after reading. Thank you!

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