7 Hilarious Jokes for Girls

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1. Selling "silver"!
Once I went to a silver jewelry store and there was a bell hanging at the entrance.
Sterling silver~
A group of us went inside.
Finally, the mischievous girl slammed the small wooden stick she was holding down and shouted loudly!
"Pawning for silver!"
We burst into laughter—the little girl paused for a moment, then dashed out the door!
The boss rubbed his hands awkwardly: Hehe...you can't call me that...you can't call me that!
Hahaha~~
Review: This girl is incredibly talented.
2. Insert first, then "set".
For our graduation project, we were making a PowerPoint presentation, paired up as a group of two girls, and we needed to insert pictures into the slides.
Furthermore, some attributes need to be set. The two girls argued about the order of events:
Girl A: I think we should insert first and then set.
Girl B: It should definitely be set up first and then inserted!
Girl A (voice is very loud because she is anxious): Impossible! I always insert first and then ejaculate!!
Cold~~
Comment: mm, what kind of plug do you use?
3. A cell phone that makes you moan during sex.
A female colleague and a male colleague went to a mobile phone store together. The reason was that the female colleague wanted to buy a phone that could automatically turn on and off, so that she could wake up in the morning and avoid being late. The male colleague was an expert and knew a lot about mobile phones.
Then, at Zhongfu, the girl happily spotted a nice-looking phone, and the salesperson was a handsome guy. She loudly asked, "Excuse me, can this phone be used for wake-up calls?"
Everyone was stunned, and the handsome guy was completely at a loss for words. His colleague, who was also in the group, simply pretended not to hear.
I am so ashamed that I still can't face the guy who's been with me.
Cold~~
Review: The phone makes moaning sounds!
4. Never seen a pig before?
Everyone was playing at my house once~
As we chatted, the conversation turned to pets.
One of them said, "My friend bought a miniature pig! So cute!"
We asked her what she looked like since we'd never seen her before.
She pointed to another friend's clothes (which had a pig on them) and said, "Look, it's kind of like this."
Everyone went to look at her, and then they laughed.
The person being watched felt awkward and made a gesture.
He patted his clothes hard: "Never seen a pig before?"
Hahaha~~ Everyone's flipped it~~
Comment: This girl is very open-minded.
5. Why are you drinking my milk again?!
I was thirsty at work, so I secretly took a can of milk from my colleague and drank it.
My female colleague came in and saw it, then laughed and scolded, "Why are you drinking my milk again?!"
Frenzied spraying``
Review: mm's milk tastes so good!
6. Let's sleep together.
Two male colleagues in the company like to occupy the conference room at lunchtime to take a nap (actually, it's just a short rest).
One day at noon, a female colleague discussed with one of the people:
"Shall we go at noon too?"
"Sure, no problem."
There are three of us!
The male colleague was stunned for a moment.
"Then I'll call three of them too!"
Without hesitation, the female colleague answered, "Okay, okay!"
7. Frequently rapes the entire class
I remember once in college, near the end of the semester, someone asked who was proctoring the exam. The teacher, who was a woman, replied, "Me, I'll be proctoring your whole class by myself."
All the students collapsed in laughter. One boy asked with ill intent, "Are you sure you can manage on your own?" The girl, oblivious, continued, "Of course I can, I've done this all the time."
Comment: Can you handle this, mm?
Everyone laughed!
After realizing what had happened, the female colleague was so embarrassed she wanted to disappear into the ground!
Comment: Indeed, 3v3 is very fair.

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