The three jokes

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1. After Liu Bei, Guan Yu, and Zhang Fei swore brotherhood in the Peach Garden, they drank and chatted.
Suddenly, the owner of the Peach Garden arrived with a group of thugs, shouting, "How dare you run wild on my territory! Today I'll teach you a lesson!"
Guan Yu and Zhang Fei looked at Liu Bei and said, "Brother, what should we do?"
Seeing the situation was bad, Liu Bei turned and ran, leaving behind the words, "Don't believe me, I'm just a legend!" 2. Liu Bei visited Zhuge Liang three times, and Zhuge Liang finally agreed to come down the mountain.
However, when Zhuge Liang saw that Liu Bei's carriage was just an old Santana, he immediately stopped. Liu Bei said, "Why don't you get in the car, sir?"
Zhuge Liang's face changed angrily, "Is this how you respect talent? I won't ride in anything less than a BMW or Mercedes!" With that, he turned and left.
Liu Bei looked helpless, "Who told me to govern a notoriously impoverished area? Even this Santana was borrowed!" 3. Sima Yi led his army to attack the city, while Zhuge Liang sat on the city tower, burning incense and playing the zither.
As his subordinates were about to attack the city, Sima Yi waved his hand to stop them, saying, "Don't you all see? Even Zhuge Liang, the once-powerful real estate tycoon, has been reduced to street performances. This shows that the local economic situation is not optimistic, and the pressure from real estate regulation is very strong! If we invest in the city now, we will definitely be trapped. Retreat!" 4. Zhang Fei, holding his eighteen-foot spear, stood majestically on Changban Bridge.
Cao Cao led a million-strong army to attack.
Zhang Fei shouted, "Hey, anyone who wants to cross this bridge, you'd better ask me first!"
Seeing this, Cao Cao hurriedly ordered his army to retreat.
The generals were puzzled, and Cao Cao said, "Didn't you see the 'Changban Bridge Toll Station' sign next to Zhang Fei? If so many of our vehicles have to cross the bridge and pay the toll, I'll be bankrupt!" 5. Guan Yu asked Liu Bei, "Have you ever seen a 3D movie?"

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