Five funny and embarrassing stories

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1. One day, I accompanied my dad to an antique shop to hunt for treasures. The shop owner, with his keen eye, realized we were both clueless. So, after a long, rambling conversation that left my dad bewildered, he boasted, "Look around, everything is genuine!" I slowly wandered over to a pile of bronze artifacts and suddenly spotted a bronze bust of Chairman Mao. Its style was old-fashioned but its presence was imposing. Holding it in my hand, I discovered an inscription on the base: "Made by Imperial Order during the Qianlong Reign..."
Comment: Does this person think we're idiots or morons... or did Chairman Mao travel through time?
2. The pricing of the Xinhua Dictionary is quite deliberate. According to some researchers, the 1957 edition cost 1 yuan, the 1998 edition 11 yuan, the 2004 edition 12.4 yuan, and this year's two-color edition is priced at 24.9 yuan. Analysis concludes that the price of a Xinhua Dictionary is basically consistent with the price of a pound of meat during the same period.
Comment: From now on, I'll check the price of a Xinhua Dictionary before buying pork.
3. There was a really funny teacher in my high school. One day, two students were playing around by the railing in the school building corridor when the teacher saw them and said with a heavy heart, "I had a college classmate who fell to his death like this in high school." College classmate, fell to his death in high school.
Comment: Teacher, I don't think the college classmate you mentioned is that high school classmate...
4. Colleague Q. This person had a lot of acne on her face and was very sensitive about others mentioning acne. At the time, she was teaching a small class. Once, Q was giving an open class, and dozens of colleagues from the kindergarten were observing. She was teaching the children to recognize their facial features, and Q wanted the children to name them themselves. So she prompted them: "What's on Teacher's face?" After a few seconds of pause, a child's voice shouted: "Pimples!" The teachers in the back row burst into laughter.
Comment: People with acne are really suffering!

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