Jokes that make you cry

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1. Why strive to become a civil servant? While the ancients were known for their straightforward and sometimes wicked nature, their primary motivation for becoming officials was wealth. Modern people loudly proclaim their service to the people, but the desire for riches remains hidden in their hearts. As long as one becomes an official, their life will be bright and prosperous; they don't care for small fortunes, nor do they crave large ones, only the extremely large. Committing a crime is harder than winning the lottery; the label of "corrupt official" will never come back to them.
2. Why can't we die? Prices are rising everywhere, making life difficult. Yet, we absolutely cannot die, as the highest price increase is for cemetery plots. Unable to live, unable to afford death, being human is a great torment. I pray to be a pig in my next life, suffering only for a time, but finding happiness in this life free from hardship.
3. Why become a fitter? The true nature of a fitter is thievery; like a rat crossing the street, everyone wants to kill it. You steal money meant for medical treatment or saving lives; you reap without sowing, and you deserve to be punished. But from ancient times to the present, when petty thieves begin to rise, the harbingers of unrest appear, and fairness and justice are never truly achieved. Stealing 100,000 yuan results in life imprisonment, while embezzling 100 million yuan only results in a suspended death sentence. Even thieves feel injustice and yearn for a fair and compassionate society.
4. The people's minor grievances. It's often said that the people are the fathers of officials, but that's easier said than done. If the people are the ones who bring criminals to justice, and the officials are the ones who bring corrupt officials to justice, why should the father be dressed in prison clothes and have his head shaved, while the son stands in court, impeccably dressed? Where has the basic respect for elders gone? Should the son be branded as a traitor?

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