7 Short Jokes about Corruption

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1. Sister Zhang invited Sister Li to go shopping for New Year's goods after work!
Sister Li asked, "Didn't your husband just get back from a month-long business trip? Aren't you going to spend the night with him?"
Sister Zhang chuckled and started singing, "Five words float down from the sky! That's nothing, even if it's a problem, it'll only last a moment, and it'll be over in a minute!"
2. One evening, Old Wang invited a girl
out. They went to a hotel, had a quickie, and afterwards, Old Wang lit a cigarette and comfortably watched TV. Suddenly, the girl next to him asked, "Why do you men all like to smoke after sex?" Old Wang blurted out, "It's a habit."
They looked at each other and actually laughed!
3. I received a scam text message: "This is a video of your wife secretly having sex with someone else. Please click the link below!"
I cried as soon as I saw it and replied, moved, "Dude, I've been single for so long, and you're the only one who says I have a wife."
A little while later, they replied, and it sounded quite reasonable: You should still take a look; maybe she'll be your future wife...
4. I went to a romantic restaurant with my girlfriend. During the meal, she suddenly farted. It wasn't loud, but everyone around us definitely heard it.
I thought to myself, "This is so embarrassing! Let's see how she handles this." But instead, she said with a mournful look, "It's all your fault for being too rough last night! Look, I'm leaking air now!"
5. Boy: I like you!
Girl: I've liked you for a long time too!
Boy: How long?
Girl: At least twenty or thirty minutes...
6. My parents always say I "watch cartoons all day, like a child."
I usually retort, "Cartoons and anime are different. The former is like a little boy going to a women's bathhouse—he watches it all but it's meaningless; the latter is like an old man looking at a beautiful woman—he looks calm on the surface but his mind is already filled with all the details."

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