What a surprise! This guy is quite the expert!

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1. "Grandpa, at your age, you still want to get a massage? Think twice before you do it!"
"I've thought it over carefully, and after thinking it over, I think my kidneys are okay."
2. "I never imagined I would become a Robin Hood in this lifetime."
"You've become a bandit?"
"The heroes of the greenwood are not bandits, they are all wives who have cheated on them."
3. As a man, it's best to avoid relationships with younger men who are older women. If it works out, great; but if it doesn't, and she asks why, how will you answer? "She thought I was too young!!!"
4. I was having dinner with a female classmate, and she said, "After I finish my master's degree, I want to study in Europe."
I said, "Why study abroad? Do you think China is too small?"
After she finished speaking, she stared at me for a full minute, then suddenly said, "You've changed!"
5. a: "It was the army that turned me from a boy into a man."
b: "Kid, what did the army do to you?!"
6. "Sigh, I still can't forget my ex-girlfriend."
"Dude, I understand, quitting masturbation is a tough process!"
Damn it...
7. Someone posted on Weibo: "Is there anything more miserable than a girlfriend who deflates?"
A witty reply: "Yes, my boyfriend is short-circuiting electricity..."

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