A few short jokes about a pair of old maids during menstruation!

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1. When menstruation begins
During the sex-related questionnaire survey, researchers conducted home visits:
When does your husband have sexual intercourse?
"When my period comes," the housewife replied.
"So, do you get particularly excited when you have your period?" the investigator asked in surprise.
“It’s not me, it’s my husband’s secretary. He only wants to have sex with me when she’s menstruating,” the housewife said.
Comment: Does her husband only have one mistress? Looks like menstruation is a good thing after all.
2. A pair of old maids
An elderly couple of spinsters lived together strictly. They never spoke to a man for more than a minute, never sat in a chair a man had sat in, and not even their pet dog, who never stepped outside the door.
Later, one of them got married. During their honeymoon, the other spinster was worried about her partner, wondering what might happen on their wedding night. A week later, she received a thank-you card from her married partner that read: "Start taking the dog for walks tomorrow! It will benefit both you and it greatly."
Comment: Haha, it seems only dogs could make them spread their legs.
3. I'm watching you do it.
Late at night, my parents were practicing their exercises in bed.
My son was looking for pornographic films under the TV cabinet in the living room.
Mom: "Go in a little further!"
Upon hearing this, the child peered inside, but everything went black, and he found nothing.
Just then, Dad said, "Turn over!"
The child heard this again and did as instructed. This time, he indeed saw it. Overjoyed, he exclaimed, "I saw it!"
The parents, upon hearing this, were horrified, believing their son had witnessed their actions. They immediately dismissed the group!
The father mustered his courage and asked his son, "What are you doing, you little rascal?"
Thinking it was a character speaking in an adult film, he replied, "Can't you see? I'm watching you guys do it."
Comment: Sigh, it's all just a coincidence. They're all so unlucky.
4. So good it's unbearable!
A pretty girl brought two male classmates home for the night. She slept in the middle, and the boys on either side. The next morning, the two boys were found dead. The forensic examiner found them to be peaceful and smiling, with no signs of violence or poisoning. The examiner was astonished and questioned the girl. She confessed, "We didn't do anything last night. I had a dream that I was rowing a boat alone, and when I woke up, they were dead." The examiner concluded, "They died of pleasure!"
Comment: You can actually feel good about this? It's fucking not worth it.
5. Dialogue during turndown service
Woman: Why do we live together? Man: Honey, isn't this better? Woman: Since we're living together, why not get married? It's just a paperwork. Man: Since we're living together, why get married? What's the point of an extra procedure? Woman: Marriage is insurance, and there's a certificate… Man: But does love need insurance? Woman: Marriage brings stability! Man: Cohabitation is freedom! Woman: Look! So many people are married, they're so happy! Man: Look! So many people are living together, they're so carefree! Woman: Is this the new era of cohabitation? I've never seen this before. Man: Yes, it's also the new era of divorce, have you seen this before? No, don't kick me, I've already rolled off the bed.

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