Taking off all your clothes can easily make you catch a cold.

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1. There was a father and son. The father raised his son until he was four years old, and finally, he didn't want to spend all his time with him anymore. So, he said to his son, "Son, I want to send you to full-time kindergarten." The son said, "No!" The father asked, "Why?" The son replied, "I'm shy, and besides, I'll easily catch a cold if I'm completely naked." Comment: The son wasn't wrong, everyone, don't laugh! 2. My cousin jokingly asked her four-year-old daughter, "We're planning to raise a pig, but we need to assign jobs. We need to choose one person to feed the pig good food every day, one person to clean the pig's room every day, one person to bathe the pig every day, and one person to play with the pig every day. What would you like to do?" Her daughter answered without hesitation, "Be the pig." Comment: Actually, I also want to be a pig, don't look down on me. 3. One day, a customer came to a bar and asked the bartender, "Do you have iced coffee?" The bartender only had hot coffee, never iced coffee, so the bartender replied, "Sorry, no." The next day, the customer came again and asked, "Do you have iced coffee?" The bartender replied, "Sorry, no." But this time the waiter was careful and deliberately chilled a cup of hot coffee. On the third day, the customer came again and asked: "Do you have iced coffee?" The waiter smiled and said: "Yes." The customer said: "Please heat it up for me." Comment: If I were the waiter, I would punch him. 4. In Chinese class, the teacher asked: "In ancient times, what were the ways to refer to 'I'?" The students answered: "吾" (wú), "余" (yú). Xiao Ming shouted: "寡人" (guǎrén), "朕" (zhèn)!" The teacher ignored him and asked again: "What else?" Xiao Ming shouted again: "老衲" (lǎoná), "贫僧" (pínsēng), "贫道" (píndào)..." The class burst into laughter. Comment: Actually, Xiao Ming's language skills are very profound. 5. I have a friend. Once he went to the market to buy vegetables and bargained like this... Friend: Boss, how much is this per pound? Boss: 1 yuan Friend: Less, 7 mao Boss: 9 mao Friend: 6 mao Boss: (囧) 8 mao Friend: 5 mao Boss: (怒) 7 mao Friend: Deal

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