Funny and funny children

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1. That day, a friend was discussing children's education with me. She said, "Think back to when we were kids, if we were naughty, our parents would only scold us a couple of times, and we wouldn't dare say a word. But if we talked back, that was a different story. Our parents would definitely use the harshest tactic: 'You think you're all grown up now
? You're not eating lunch today!'" I said, "What about now? Does that tactic not work anymore?"
My friend angrily said, "Now, now if you scold me a couple of times, I'll go on a hunger strike!" 2. That day, I was teasing my six-year-old son, asking him, "Son, do you know what love is?
" My son said,
"Love? I know, it's just liking someone." I said,
"Really? So, liking toys, is that love?" My son said, "What? Liking toys isn't love. Love is one person liking another person."
I asked again, "So, liking your neighbor Lele, is that love?"
My son said, "No, love has to be a man and a woman."
I thought to myself, "My goodness, kids these days, so young, but they know so much."
Unexpectedly, he continued, "Mom, you and I, we are love."
I... I just fainted. 3. That day, after work, I ran into my neighbor and her son, Xiaoshuai, coming downstairs. I asked, "Have you two eaten?"
She said, "Not yet, his dad's playing chess. We're going to call him home for dinner."
I teased Xiaoshuai, "How will you call him?"
Xiaoshuai drawled, "Xiaoshuai's dad, come home for dinner!"
I asked, "What if your dad doesn't hear you?"
Xiaoshuai laughed, "Then I'll keep shouting, 'Big Shuai, come home for dinner!'" 4. My son saw a toy gun with battle sounds and begged me to buy it for him. I said, "Buying you the gun is no problem, but remember, don't play with it while I'm writing or reading."
My son was delighted, "Okay, Dad, don't worry, I'll wait until you're resting before I play with it." 5. On the way home from picking up our four-year-old son, he said, "Today the teacher praised me for being very talented."
As a mother, I was instantly overjoyed: "Of course! Don't you know who gave birth to you?" Then I asked, "Why did the teacher praise you?"

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