Short jokes in the exam room and classroom

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1. There was a lot of cheating in the degree English exam. When I went to take the exam, I saw the following conversation between the invigilator and the students as the invigilator checked their admission tickets and ID cards:
Teacher: Are you him?
Student: It's me!
Teacher: ...Get out!
2. Teacher: What do we call someone who keeps talking even when others have lost interest?
Student: Teacher.
3. In class, the teacher asked students to explain the tongue twister: "Eat grapes without spitting out the grape skins, don't eat grapes but spit out the grape skins."
One student replied: "It's too easy. It's the first time I've encountered such delicious grapes. Who has time to spit out the skins? The second time, I grabbed a handful and put them in my mouth, but I didn't expect they were all grape skins."
4. Once, a girl in our class was sitting in the back listening to her Walkman. She had her ears plugged in, so she spoke very loudly. She said to her deskmate, "Tell me when the teacher comes."
Almost all the students heard it, and even the teacher who was writing on the blackboard heard it.
The teacher turned around, looked at the student, and said, "I'm not going over there!"
5. A biology teacher explained to his students how to distinguish between wolves and dogs.
Teacher: Dogs wag their tails, but wolves don't.
After finishing the lecture, the teacher strolled around the classroom, glancing at the students' notes. One note read: "Dogs bite their tails, but wolves don't."
6. Exam in the Three Kingdoms: I wish I were Xu Chu, so I could give double marks for every question I answered;
I wish I were Lu Bu, so I could lose one point for every two questions I got wrong;
I wish I were Liu Bei, and my classmates could help me with my homework;
I wish I were Sima Yi; if I said I got this question right, then I really got it right.
I hope it's Xiao Qiao; if I'm wrong, someone else's points will be deducted.
I wish I were Zhuge Liang, so that not only would I know the exam questions in advance, but I wouldn't lose points even if I didn't study!
7. Exams are like sanitary napkins:
The exam content is the size of a panty liner, but the scope is as extensive as a daytime pad, requiring students to use an extra-long nighttime pad for studying. Even so, leakage still occurs...
8. I went to take a shower after my exam today, without my glasses. As soon as I entered the shower room, I saw a tall, muscular guy taking off his clothes. I looked closer and saw that his arms and stomach were covered in tattoos. I didn't dare look any longer and went to a stall to wash. A minute later, the guy came over to borrow shampoo, and I glanced at him and was shocked… These weren't tattoos, they were covered in formulas! In the dead of winter, I really don't know how he managed to cheat.
9. First line: Student ID, exam admission ticket, national ID card—none of them are with me. Second line: I can't answer any of the listening comprehension, reading comprehension, or essay questions! Final line: Participation is key!
10. With final exams approaching, the study rooms, usually quiet, have become incredibly crowded. One student remarked: "This morning, I saw a couple at the library. As they rushed in, the girl fell, and the boy turned around to help her. Then I heard a loud shout: 'Don't worry about me, go get a seat!'"
11. Exam Tips: How to Cope with the Upcoming Exam? Buy a pear and put it in the refrigerator, turning "pressure" (pear) into "motivation" (frozen pear); eat some crispy rice crackers, which symbolize "pass" and prevent failing; finally, wear Nike on the day of the exam, because the Nike logo is a checkmark (√), which guarantees success; it's best not to wear Xtep, because the Xtep logo is an "×"...
12. Reading one question and getting one on the test—that's fate; guessing one and getting one right—that's luck; Motto: Doing more is useless. Reading one book a day—that's efficiency; passing one exam after another—that's ability; Motto: Cramming leads to success.
13. Poor students all pretend to be rich because they are afraid of being poor, while rich students all cry poverty because they are afraid of showing off their wealth.
The class had so few boys that there was barely enough for a football team, yet their performance was worse than that of the national football team.
More and more internet cafes are opening, but students are getting fewer and fewer points on their final exams.
The scale of enrollment expansion is getting larger year by year, but the admission scores are getting lower year by year.

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