I think I'm the most suitable spokesperson for 2B youth.

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1. It's actually quite common to urinate while swimming, but remember not to use the backstroke position in the future. --- The pool manager said angrily to me.
2. Today, I was walking down the street when I saw two women fighting. I thought to myself, "So many people are trying to break it up, I won't get involved." Just as I turned to leave, I suddenly heard a voice, "Tear off her clothes, rip her pants, let's see how she'll ever face anyone again!" Good heavens, what kind of people are these? So I went back into the crowd.
3. Yesterday, I proposed to my girlfriend at a Western restaurant. Suddenly, a woman came up to me crying and said she was pregnant with my child. I quickly explained to my girlfriend, "If you don't say yes today, you'll end up like this woman."
4. I've been using Weibo for over 250 days and posted more than 8,000 messages. How much time has that wasted? If I had used that time to make money or study, I probably would have died of exhaustion long ago.
5. A friend of mine always bragged about how high his alcohol tolerance was, but I knocked him out with just one bottle of beer. It turns out, the more someone boasts, the less likely they are to be beaten.
6. My dad said, "If you do well on this test, I'll give you 500 yuan." I failed. I just wanted to show him that I'm not someone who's easily swayed by money.
7. In my life, countless spontaneous journeys I've undertaken without hesitation have involved... going to the restroom.
8. Actually, looks don't really matter. Love is about feeling, but I don't feel anything for ugly people.
9. I went for a job interview today, and at the end of the interview, they asked me a very insightful question: What is the biggest difference between China and the United States?
I thought about it for a moment and said: China is more self-centered, while the United States pays more attention to the feelings of others.
The interviewer asked me how I could tell?
I'd say that in terms of slang, we usually say "I'm fucking," while Americans usually say "fuck you!"

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