Where there are babies, there is joy.

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1. A few days ago, I learned a new dish from a colleague. I washed and sliced leftover watermelon rind, then stir-fried it with chili peppers and fermented black beans—it was delicious
! I made a plate at home, and it was surprisingly good. My husband and son both said it was delicious.
"What? This is watermelon rind?" When my son heard the dish was made from watermelon rind, he refused to touch it.
I asked, "Sweetie, what's wrong? Didn't you just say it was delicious?"
My son pouted and said angrily, "I don't want to eat watermelon rind. The nursery rhyme says: 'Shameless things have thick skin, I eat the watermelon, you eat the rind.'"
2. My sister and brother-in-law work very hard to teach my three-year-old nephew to be a polite child and to say "thank you."
Once, he saw me taking medicine and ran over, saying affectionately, "Thank you, Auntie, for being sick."
To cooperate with their teaching, I replied, "You're welcome. It's only right that Auntie is sick."
3. My second son brought home another second-prize certificate from a painting competition at school.
To encourage his son, the father said, "Look at your younger brother, he studies hard and has so many certificates of merit that the house is almost overflowing. And look at you, you haven't brought home many."
The older son replied, "What's the big deal? I'll just buy a few at the wholesale market. If there's a promotion, they'll give you more if you buy more!"
4. One morning, the seven-year-old daughter was getting ready for school. Her mother came to her room and found the blankets and pillows on the bed all askew. The mother said to her daughter with displeasure, "My dear daughter, are you done tidying up your room?"
The daughter looked around and said nonchalantly, "Mom, don't rush, it's not done yet. I just made a rough draft."
5. The father said to his daughter, "Today I saw a beautiful woman. She had big eyes, a round face, and fair skin. A few light freckles made her even more adorable and charming. She was so beautiful."

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