The little kids are cute and funny

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1. One day, the family went for a walk. Suddenly, their son exclaimed, "Look! There's a worm here!"
The husband looked and said, "I really don't know what this worm is."
I said, "I can name it! You grew up in the countryside, how come you can't? You're not as good as me!"
The son said, "How can you blame Dad? It's a city worm!" 2. Mom took Xiaoming to the market. Xiaoming stood in front of a tofu shop, refusing to leave, sucking his fingers and gazing enviously at the girl cutting tofu inside.
Mom angrily slapped his hand and said, "Aren't you leaving? What are you staring at that girl for?!"
Xiaoming said, "Her knife is so sharp! She cut such a big piece of tofu in one go!" 3. My five-year-old daughter has always dreamed of wearing a white wedding dress.
One day, I took her to a friend's wedding .
She not only circled around the bride but also said to her, "Auntie, your wedding dress is so beautiful! I want to come back to see your wedding next time!" 4. My daughter didn't do well on her exam and came home unhappy.
Instead of criticizing her, I encouraged her: "This exam wasn't bad, it wasn't great. But as long as you study hard, you'll definitely do well next time, get first place in the class, and squeeze into the top 8 in the whole grade."
My daughter looked at me and remained silent.
I smiled: "What's wrong, lacking confidence?"
My daughter pouted: "It's not that I lack confidence, it's that I know my limitations." 5. Dad took his son shopping and ended up buying a lot of things. Afraid of being scolded by his mother when they got home, the son said to his father: "When we're almost home, you should loudly scold me: 'You're irresponsible, you're wasting money,' and at the same time, pretend to hit me. Mom will definitely intervene and won't blame me for buying so much."
Dad agreed to his son's request. When they got home, as Dad was scolding and pretending to hit his son, Mom spoke up: "I've wanted to hit him for a while now. This kid hasn't been concentrating on his studies lately. You really spoil him..."

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